
^C{Gullible's Travels...
^Cby Sean Golden }

So, you want to buy a new desktop computer system?  Well, have I got the deal for you!  Come over here and look at this baby, I mean she's got the works!  256K high-speed RAM cache 128MB of no-wait-state 50 nano-second RAM, virtual memory capability for pre-emptive multitasking and a state-of-the-art 88 megahertz Pentium microprocessor with RISC graphic coprocessors and a processor direct bus for mega-bandwidth data access of up to 4 gigabytes of on-board RAM!

And talk about yer hard disk!  We're not talking Winchester here baby, this mean machine has a magneto-optical CD-ROM drive with over 4 gigabytes of storage per disk, with the optional 6-disk carousel that is almost 25 gigabytes of on-demand data storage!  Wow!

Now lets talk video.  VGA, nah - old hat.  Super VGA, well, I guess you could call it that, but we like to call it "Super Enhanced mega-VGA" which gives you 300 dots per inch resolution on a 27 inch multi-page monitor with display-Postscript and support for over 1 billion colors!  And we're talking true color here, forget your RGB-CYMK mismatches for your pre-press proof runs!  This baby will output a perfect color match every time, for true WYSIWYG output!

And speaking of printing, are you tired of those 8-ppm laser printers with measly 300dpi and dithered gray scales?  Then you need this little number here!  Print full-page bleeds on up to 11x17 tabloid pages with over 1,000 fonts installed in on-board ROM chips for blazing speed!  A 50 mHz RISC chip specially designed for raster-processing will chew up your most complicated document and spit it out in no time at all.

Oh, you don't understand technospeak?  You want an English translation?  Um.... Oh heck it isn't worth the effort.  Why don't you just buy this Macintosh over here instead...
