
^C{SPAMISMS}
^Cby the ODM Staff

The following comments are not intended to disparage the fine meat product known as Spam, a tasty combination of fine meats that has tantalized taste buds for decades.  (Spam is a registered trademark of the Hormel Company.)  But they are just too funny to pass up!

Who died and made you spam?

A spam in the hand is worth two in the bush.

No spam is an island.

I regret that I have but one spam to give for my country.

A spam saved is a spam earned.

The early bird gets the spam.

Like a bridge over troubled spam.

It was raining cats and spam.

I'll do it when spam flies.

Spam, spam everywhere, but nary a drop to drink.

A spam, by any other name, would smell as sweet.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and spam.

There's no spam like an old spam.

I am spam.  Spam I am.

The evil that men do lives after them, the spam is oft interred with their bones.

Alas poor spam!  I knew him well.

A spam is a spam is a spam.

It's an ill spam that blows no good.

Something's spammy in Denmark.

Twinkle twinkle little spam, how I wonder what you am.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a spam.

Spam the torpedoes!  Full speed ahead!

Old spams never die, they just fade away.

As for me, give me spam or give me death.

I left my spam in San Francisco.

It's as plain as the spam on your face.

When life gives you lemons, make spam.

Leave sleeping spams lie.

Spam should be seen and not heard.

More fun than a barrel of spam.

Stayed up until the spams came home.

Killing two birds with one spam.

You made your spam, now lie in it!