Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers System: Wii UMA News List and Items FAQ v1.0 Created on February 1st, 2010 Composed by Nicholas "Sir VG" Hoppe http://www.imamyth.com/ If you see this in one line, your browser can handle the guide's 79 char limit Table of Contents ----------------- I. What are the UMA News? [WHAT] II. Where can you find UMA News? [WHERE] III. What items can you get from them? [ITEMS] IV. Text postings of the UMA News [TEXT] a. UMA News #1 [UMA1] b. UMA News #2 [UMA2] c. UMA News #3 [UMA3] d. UMA News #4 [UMA4] e. UMA News #5 [UMA5] f. UMA News #6 [UMA6] g. UMA News #7 [UMA7] h. UMA News #8 [UMA8] i. UMA News #9 [UMA9] j. UMA News #10 [UMA10] k. UMA News #11 [UMA11] l. UMA News #12 [UMA12] m. UMA News #13 [UMA13] n. UMA News #14 [UMA14] o. UMA News #15 [UMA15] p. UMA News #16 [UMA16] q. UMA News Draft [UMADraft] r. UMA News Extra [UMAExtra] V. Conclusion and Legal Mumbo Jumbo [CONCLUSION] I. What are the UMA News? [WHAT] -------------------------------- UMA News is a brief news article that appears in special stands throughout the world. They're basically released by a roving reporter who's covering events of the world. As you go further and further into the game, he continues to release new UMA News. There are a total of 18 in the game - 16 numbered, one extra, and one draft. II. Where can you find UMA News? [WHERE] ---------------------------------------- UMA News can be found all over the world. Here are known locations to get them in the world (there may be a possibility that I missed one or two, so contact me if you find any others): *Just outside Bridge Town *In the steam room going from Bridge Town to Cid's Workshop *Lett Aqueduct, by the Bird-Loving Girl *Lett Highlands, just outside the Lett Dam *Selkie Guild - Just outside of Vaigali's room *Hush-Hush Pond *Shuttle Platform #3, Going to/from the Library *Red Leaf Station, halfway between the station and Holy Mountain Way (about where you got the cutscene for Goldenrod) *Just outside Pilgrim's Ice Cave (just before doing the lamp grabbing sequence to get into the entrance) *Rivelgauge Monastery (Inside the entrance) *Moogle Woods Station One big thing to note, is that you can get multiple UMA News from the same stand. Once all 18 UMA News are picked up, ALL stands disappear. III. What items can you get from them? [ITEMS] -------------------------------------- Here is a complete item list of what you get from what article: UMA News #01 - Nut UMA News #02 - Metal Lighter UMA News #03 - Yo-Yo UMA News #04 - Tongue UMA News #05 - Cool Specs UMA News #06 - Capsule Toy UMA News #07 - Hand Strap UMA News #08 - Tin Can UMA News #09 - Stuffed Specimen UMA News #10 - Tea Leaves UMA News #11 - Keepsake UMA News #12 - Commemorative Stamp UMA News #13 - Designer Dart UMA News #14 - Ivory Object UMA News #15 - Board Game UMA News #16 - Nut UMA News Draft - Traffic Ticket UMA News Extra - Nothing IV. Text Postings of the UMA News [TEXT] --------------------------------- UMA News #1 with Bottle Cap! [UMA1] UMA News First Edition The Finest Source for Monsters, Mysteries and More! REPORT: Gobins - Weakest Monster Ever? Sightings of humanoid monsters we call "goblins" have been on the rise in recent years. Goblins were one of the first monster types identified, and as far as monsters go, their threat level is low. Curious by nature, they swarm around anything that catches their attention, but they are easily spooked, and will flee at the first sign of trouble. They also multiply like rabbits, and they have quickly become the most common and populous monster species in the world. There have been recent reports of goblins using rudimentary tools and weapons, so perhaps they are not as simple and meek as we would like to believe... BREAKING NEWS: Crystal Bearer in the Capital! Since the introduction of the law forbidding the use of arcane arts, there have been fewer incidents involving crystal bearers in the Kingdom. However, and crystal bearer was recently sighted in central Alfitaria, apparently causing mayhem with his powers. Royal guards attempted to apprehend the bearer but he managed to escape, taking a female Selkie hostage. Their current whereabouts are unknown. The Royal Army has issued a warning to the general public to stay away from the suspect if sighted, stating that "crystal bearers are more dangerous than monsters." INSIDER: Amulets and Wards for Cheap! With special powers that enhance the wearer's abilities and protect them from harm, amulets and wards have grown popular in the past few years, as monster encounters have become more and more common. Recently, increasingly luxurious designs have been appearing in jewelry shops, and while they are pretty to look at, they also come with a price tag to match. This is why many frugal adventurers turn to workshops. With the right materials, you can have amulets, wards, and other useful accessories custom made for a fraction of the price of a jewelry store trinket. This edition's special gift should help you get started, so visit a workshop soon! Free Bottle Cap! Free with this First Edition is a special Bottle Cap gift, and item often found near the scenes of monster encounters. These materials have come to be known as "Out-Of-Place Items," or OOPs for short. Bottle Caps are frequently found near groups of goblins, along with an assortment of nuts (of the nut and bolt kind) and various Leatherwork items. So keep an ear open for monster encounters, and see what you can find! ------------------ UMA News #2 [UMA2] REPORT: New Monsters in the Wildlands Monsters have appeared in the Eastern Wildlands. It appears the harsh, blistering hot environment of the Wildlands is a perfect match for skeleton monsters, as sightings have increased tenfold as of late. These giant, bony creatures wear strange adornments on their skulls, somewhere between goggles and a visor. Coincidentally, another monster breed that has been sighted in the area is the killer hound, a canine beast with sharp horns. Killer hounds are known for their affinity for bones, and will happily gnaw and crunch on any bones they find until nothing is left. Be mindful that killer hounds have a strong pack mentality, and they will attack en masse if they feel their pack is threatened. These dogs are NOT your best friends. REPORT: Mysterious Flying Objects Behind the idyllic facade of the Lett Highlands lurk rumors of mysterious flying monsters known as bombs. Most of the time, these red, balloon-like creatures appear to just float in the air, but there have been reports that they occasionally zoom towards passers-by and explode. We urge our readers to be cautious when travelling through the area. NEW COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World Introducing items found at monster encounter sights. In each issue, we will bring you the latest information on OOPs from around the world! In today's column, we look at artifacts that have been found in the Eastern Wildlands and Lett Highlands. - Eastern Wildlands Items - Leatherwork and limited edition Moogle Dolls have been found here, as well as various models of Cool Specs. -Lett Highlands Items - As more and more goblins are encountered in the Lett Highlands, adventurers are finding vast quantities of Nuts, Leatherwork, and Bottle Caps. Also, after the first bomb sightings, Metal Lighters have been found in the area as well. ------------------ UMA News #3 [UMA3] REPORT: Monsters of the Forgotten Forest Though people have long lived at the edge of the Forgotten Forest, its dark, lush woods still harbor untold mysteries and secrets. Here, explorers might encounter bloomers, flying plants that emit unearthly wails, or perhaps the giant roller bugs that always seem to travel in pairs. Incidentally, the arnivorous bloomers attract roller bugs by scattering sweet-smelling pollen, then stun them with their shrieks before consuming them. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Forgotten Forest Items - The strangest item found in the Forgotten Forest is surely the Yo-Yo, especially considering the dearth of human beings in the area. Explorers have also discovered Four-Leaf Clovers and Spices here. You might think these are materials found in nature, but the ingredients in these items do not appear to be indigenous to the forest. Clearly, these are also OOPs. INSIDER: Earrings, the Next-Gen Power Accessory! Everyone knows that wards and amulets are a great way to protect oneself, but now there's a new accessory in town: earrings! While wards and amulets seem to provide a "protective" aura for their wearers, earrings seem to have a different, more "aggressive" feel about them. If you need that extra punch in a tight battle, don't forget your earrings! ------------------ UMA News #4 [UMA4] BREAKING NEWS: Jellyfish Outbreak in High Tide Cove! Large swarms of jellyfish have been spotted in High Tide Cove. Of course, these are not your ordinary jellyfish--they are giant electric jellyfish monsters. Thesde odd creatures appear to product electricity inside their bodies and use electric shocks to stun their piscine prey. Swimming has been banned in High Tode Cove since the first sightings, and the ban will stay in place as long as the monsters are in the area. REPORT: Ocean Masters - Extreme Fishing! Among monster hunters, there are those of a very special breed that persue their prey out in the ocean. These so-called "ocean masters" specialize in single-line fishing of sahagins, giant fish-monsters that can measure up to 2 meters in length. Ocean masters say you have to use the monster's power against itself, and that they are easy to snare once you have the timing down. However, most novices will find nothing is easy about these powerful sea creatures. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - High Tide Cove Items - OOP hunters sometimes refer to Hide Tide Cove as "The Eatery" because of the many Tasty Tidbits that can be found here. When the electric jellyfish go out to sea with the tide, flying eyeballs called ahrimans appear in their stead. These monsters often leave behind Tongues of unknown creatures, as well as beautiful Prisms. INSIDER: Moogle Shops Many shoppers avoid moogle shops, being put off by the shady environment, rude staff, and lack of interesting goods. However, the fact is that moogle shops have everything the discerning adventurer needs. The trick is to establish a good relationship first. Show them you are serious by buying products from them, even if you don't need them. The more you buy from them, the more different types of items become available to you. Believe us when we say that there's not an item in the world that a moogle can't get its hands on! ------------------ UMA News #5 [UMA5] EXCLUSIVE: The Power of Rings Got ring fever? We do! A good ring is THE must-have adventuring accessory. They bring out the innate natural abilities of the wearer while soothing and protecting the spirit. Relationship troubles? Bouts of anxiety? Not satisfied with your job? A ring might be just what you need to harness your natural powers of recovery. For maximum effect, rings should be worn together with amulets and earrings. Trust us, you won't regret it! REPORT: Miracle at the Workshop Worshops are the mysterious domain of craftsmen where they craft their creations. As they are a quirky lot, they may at times not give you exactly what you ordered, but do not be concerned. These craftsmen are truly gifted, so you can rest assured that when they give you something new, its powers will be extraordinary. The Miraculous Talisman One day, a young boy out playing was knocked into the air by a rampaging chocobo. The boy went flying and was headed straight towards a spear held by a bronze statue! A tragedy appeared unavoidable, but then a miracle happened. The boy spun in the air and landed gently on top of the spear. Around this boy's neck was a Talisman that his parents had given him as a bauble, since they thought it was merely a failed attempt at fusing together an amulet. Talismans are not the only miracle accessory: Bonfim Bracer Inspired by a Cloth Ward. Makes the day seem just a big longer. Druid Bell Earrings Inspired by Iron Earrings. Your body recovers more quickly from fatigue. Glass Thimble Inspired by a Glass Ring. Helps you get more gil. Seed Earrings Inspired by Glass Earrings. Your rolling now packs a punch! Some items will have you wondering what they are good for. But rest assured, these special accessories are truly miraculous. Unfortunately, miracles annot be performed on demand. Not even the most skilled craftsmen can guarantee miracle accessories. All that can be done is to give the craftsmen the right materials and hope for the best. This may sound superstitious, but perhaps a certain ORDER in which the materials are fused will increase your chance of a miracle...? REPORT: Sympathy for the Monster It's always summer in Cota Faguita, but even in this island paradise, tragedy can strike. A kind-hearted fisherman called Zay LeMar was injured while trying to help a flan that had been stranded on an island. For his trouble, the fisherman was not only attacked by the flan, but also by nearby electric jellyfish. Fortunately, LeMar was covered by the secretions of the flan, which insulated him from the electric shocks of the jellyfish, and thus prevented serious injury. But let this be a lesson to us all: monsters will be monsters. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Costa Faguita Items - Several OOPs have been discovered in Costa Faguita. Much like High Tide Cove, Tasty Tidbits are a common find here, along with the occasional Prism. ------------------ UMA News #6 [UMA6] REPORT: The Valley of Death - Racers Beware There is a valley just beyond the Chocobo Circuit that reeks of death, a place seemingly void of the protective light of the Crystal. Here, chocobo racers and fans have reported many monster sightings. One oft-seen monster is the trickface, whose vast wings sprout from its giant face. True to its name, its face is an ironic illusion. Two expressions in the same face, one angelic, the other sinister, and oddly enough, it is said that they are in constant conflict. Another frequently sighted monster is the kyokotsu that, individually, closely resemb le the skeleton monsters of the Wildlands. We say "individually," because they kyokotsu are almost always found moving together in dense colonies. It was actually believed until recently that these kyokotsu colonies were a single entity, and thus the coloneis have been given the name of that entity, which is Gashadokuro. BREAKING NEWS: Floral Paradise Under Assault According to reports, the famed flower-watcher's mecca of Cherry Checkpoint has recently been the site of numerous flan and roller bug attacks. The monsters have caused extensive property damage, but no injuries have been reported as of yet. Although the infestation has hurt the region's tourism industry, hunters and explorers are delighted that these monsters are now appearing in a more accessible area than their traditional habitats in the Forgotten Forest and Costa Faguita. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Cherry Checkpoint Items - In the past, very few items were found in this area, but with the recent monster sightings, we are predicting an increase in Prism and Yo-Yo finds. - Chocobo Circuit Items - The Chocobo Circuit is a veritable treasure trove of materials. You can expect to find Cool Specs, Antiques, Tongues, and Capsule Toys. And if you are very lucky, you may come across some Hand Straps, Artworks, and Holy Relics as well. ------------------ UMA News #7 [UMA7] BREAKING NEWS: Wildlands Cultivation in Peril The cultivation of the Eastern Wildlands has taken a sinister turn. Pioneers have long been trying to turn the arid land into fertile farmland, but have met with little success. Instead of corn and wheat, giant malboros are now growing in the Wildlands, and cactus monsters known as cactaurs wander amongst them. Spell-casting goblin healers have also been spotted making the Wildlands more treacherous than ever before. In particular, the growt of the malboro population is a grave convern. Although unable to move, they can reach out with their gigantic mouths and tongue-like tentacles to capture and swallow any prey that wanders near. As for the cactaurs, the local pioneers tried to case them away from water, thinking that excess watering would cause them to rot. Unfortunately, it only resulted in the monsters growing larger, and at an alarmingly fast rate at that. REPORT: Luck is as Skill We've already introduced a variety of accessorites that can protect and assist adventurers on their journies, but did you know that there are also accessories that can increase your luck? Luck can be a valuable ally to an adventurer--the more luck you have, the more likely that it is that you will find rare items and treasure. It is something to consider when thinking about what accessories to equip. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Easter Wildlands Items: UPDATE - Ever since the first reports of malboro activity in the Eastern Wildlands, explorers and treasure hunters have reported that it is now much easier to find Designer Darts, in addition to the usual Nuts, Bottle Caps, Spices, Tongues, and Prisms. Small quantities of Hand Straps and Ornamental Plants have also been discovered recently. ------------------ UMA News #8 [UMA8] BREAKING NEWS: Monsters of the Holy Mountain Way Holy Mountain Way is a quiet, narrow path that leads to Rivelgauge Monastery, but as of late it has become a deadly area where random assaulta, stalkings, and drownings are commonplace. The Royal Security Forces initially investigated the incidents but withdrew as soon as they concluded that it was most likely the work of monsters. Freelance hunters have driven away numerous goblin samurai, tonberries and flans, but the problems continue unabated. The goblin samurai appear to be leaders within the goblin community, and they are armed with lethally sharp swords. Although similar to other goblins in temperament, they sometimes fly into extreme rages, slashing at anything that moves. Tonberries are hooded, vaguely humanoid monsters. In the majority of tonberry attacks, the victims reported being surprised from behind. If you encounter one, make sure to always keep your eyes on it, and your back to the wall. One weakness that they have is that despite their quickness, they lose their balance easily. Going into an area with unstable footing may be a good way to escape them. REPORT: A True Test of Faith The Pilgrim's Ice Cave is a harsh, freezing environment that every Rivelgauge pilgrim must face, a true test of their fait and mettle. Furthermore, a recent increase of monster attacks have made the area deadlier than ever, giving trouble to even the most disciplined of pilgrims. Ahrimans, which appear to be giant winged eyeballs, swoop down from the cave ceiling, and blast unwitting passers-by with their death rays. Packs of shadow beasts led by silver-coated fenrir wolves have also been menacing pilgrims on their already perilous journies. Coeurls look like giant cats, and they are usually harmless, as far as monsters go. Hoever, they are curious by nature, and in this barren landscape, they will quickly react to any changes in the environment, such as people who pass by them. Sahagin-like creatures have also been spotted below the ice of the frozen lakes. The area has literally become a veritable next of monsters. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Holy Mountain Way Items - During their investigation, Royal Security Forces found Fine Blades, Tableware, Prisms, and Spices in the area. - Pilgrim's Ice Cave Items - Many items can be found in this area. Moogle Dolls, Prisms, Leatherwork, Tongues, and Tasy Tidbits are so common that you may step on them without even noticing. Luckier adventurers may discover Stuffed Speciments, Buried Treasure, Hand Straps, or Tin Cans. ------------------ UMA News #9 [UMA9] REPORT: The Snowfields - White Abyss In the Snowfields, the true enemy is not the monsters that inhabit the area, but the terrain itself. Pilgrims headed for the Rivelgauge Monastery face countless challenges in the forsaken wasteland, and moster are turned back by the freezing cold and relentless snowstorms. A lighthouse that once guided pilgrims though storms now serves as the lair of goblin warriors, which behemoths roam the icy landscape outside. Sometimes, the behemots accidently step on claymores, a bomb sub-species, are are blown high into the air. Furthermore, the Snowfields are one of the few areas with sightings of the King Behemoth, one of the largest monsters in existence. The roar of this terrible beast is said to tear the sky asunder, and shower down a rain of meteors. Fortunately, the King Behemoth does not stay in one area for too long. The wild chocobos of this region known this, and they hide inside caves until the nightmare has passed though. Experiences guides watch the reaction of the chocobos carefully while escorting pilgrims to the monastery. INSIDER: Pilgrim Accessory Rankings Pilgrims who risk their lives trying to reach the Rivelgauge Monastery known that accessories can mean the difference between life and death. In this issue, we rank the top 3 accessories used by Rivelgauge pilgrims. #3: Gold Ring With the ability to dramically increase focus to ensure calm judgment in dangerous situations, the Gold Ring is an obvious choice for the pilgrims. To get one, try taking a Designer Dart to a workshop. #2: Gold Earrings Gold Earrings enhance abilities across the board! A bit of Spice should be enough for workshop craftsmen to figure out how to make them. If you're having trouble finding some materials, maybe you should raise your luck. #1: Pearl Coming in at number one is everyone's favorite power stone, the Pearl! Monsters of all kinds will seem a little less menacing with one of these at your side. Start by taking a Crown to your local workshop. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Snowfields Items - In this freezing landscape, explorers can often find items related to fire, such as Metal Lighters and Fireworks. Surprised? You shouldn't be--they're not called OOPs for nothing! Quality items such as Stuffed Speciments and Crowns are also common, while Ivory Objects and Buried Treasure are rarer finds. -------------------- UMA News #10 [UMA10] REPORT: Moogle Woods Haunted? Moogle Woods--this dark tangle of ancient trees stretching beyond Moogle Woods Station has become the site of many paranormal incidents, and is rapidly becoming a ghost-hunting hot spot. One such paranormal phenomenon is the cursed spike. A visitor to the forest reported that this bizarre floating spike appeared in front of him and began spinning like a compass needle. It eventually came to an abrupt stop, as if reacting to some magnetic source. Furthermore, photographs taken in the woods have captured what appear to be vaguely humanoid creatures in the shadows, glowing with ghostly light. The people who took these photographs have fallen victim to a bizarre spiritual malaise, and now every photograph they take is haunted by the same ghostly images. They only cure for their condition appears to be the holy water of Rivelgauge Monastery, but with monsters continuing to infect the already treacherous road to the monastery, the cure may be more dangverous than the disease! REPORT: Moogle Woods - The Darkness Within Monster activity in Moogle Woods has increased ever since the first reports of paranormal phenomena. Trickfaces (introduces in UMA News #6) and packs of tonberries led by tonberry queens have been spotted frequently in the area. Clusters, yet another sub-species of bombs, have been sighted in the woods as well. Note that when clusters explode, they sometimes spew out materials, as well as monsters called pineapples. Approach with caution! BREAKING NEWS: The Great Noosie Debate Have you heard of Noosie, the Giant Monster of the River? It is said to live in the deep waters of Silent Spring, though this information has never been officially confirmed. However, Noosie sightings have been on the increase as of late. Tourists have flocked to the area, hoping to catch a glimpse of this fabled creature. Local businessmen were even planning to rename the area "Lake Noos" to cash in on the boom. However, heir plans were foiled when it was revealed that the latest "Noosie" was nothing more than a run-of-the-mill hydra monster. The misunderstanding apparently occurred when locals overheard monster hunters discussing a new discovery in the lake and assumed they were talking about the Noosie Legend. Lately, sahagins and bloomers have also been reported in the area, but with the latest Noosie commotion dying down, Silent Spring is back to being...silent. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Moogle Woods Items - In Moogle Woods, hunters and explorers have been collaborating to find the most efficient method of defeating the monsters in the area and obtaining the materials they drop. Some experiments they have tried are clearing a path for tonberry queens so that they don't become enraged, and tossing objects into the mouths of clusters to see what happens. In the end, the collaboration resulted in the discovery of 24 different items in the area. - Silent Spring Items - Four-Leaf Clovers, Spices, Tasty Tidbits, and Tongues are common here, but more obvious OOPs such as Monster Buffets can be found here too. Lucky folks might also come across Tea Leaves or Deadly Poison, which are rarely found elsewhere. If you are extremely fortunate or skilled, you just may get your hands on Tin Cans, Stuffed Specimens, and Ornamental Plants as well. -------------------- UMA News #11 [UMA11] REPORT: Railroad Giant of Harvest Prairie A massive pile of iron has been found lying next to the railroad tracks in Harvest Prairie. This metal pile appears roughly humanoid in shape, and contains gears, exhaust pipes, and other mechanical parts. Locals have nicknamed the pile "The Railroad Giant." It is actually believed to be the monster called the Iron Giant, but investigations have been hampered by the presence of coeurls and helmet heads (relatives of the roller bugs) in the area. REPORT: Return of the Evil Spirit? Monsters encounters are on the increase on Victory Monument Hill. Reports include sightings of crimson-colored skeleton beasts known as bloodbones, who form a colony collectively knwon as Legion. Other monsters in the area include shadow beasts and bombs. There is a legend in this area that a long time ago, an evil spirit was banished beneath the Victory Monument. Locals are fearing that the recent incrase in monster sightings are a sign of this evil spirit's reawakening. REPORT: Flying Cones Strange conical flying object have been reported at Cherry Checkpoint. According to hunters, these object resemble flan custard desserts wrapped in metal, so they have temporarily given them the name "armor flan." Some people also have reported hearing ominous howls, and have sighted pink flan princess monsters (not the dessert) in the area as well. Hunters are investigating whether there is any connection between the armor flans, the howls, and pretty pink flan princesses. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Harvest Prairie Items - In Harvest Prairie, hunters have found Nuts, Yo-Yos, Hand Straps, and Stuffed Specimens, as well as some Buried Treasure and Capsule Toys. Very fortunate people may discover Spinning Tops, Monster Buffets, and Crystal Circuits as well. In rgard to Train Models and Action Figures, luck alone will not net you any--there are other factors involved. - Victory Monument Hill Items - Moogle Dolls and Leatherwork have both been found here, as well as Metal Lighters and Antiques. If you are lucky, you may find rarer items such as Holy Relics, Fireworks, and Buried Treasure. There are very scant reports of Ivory Objects, Board Games, Keepsakes, and Teddy Bears being found too, but you would have to be VERY lucky indeed to find them. - Cherry Checkpoint Items: UPDATE - As expert predicted, the appearance of flans and roller bugs at Cherry Checkpoint have led to new item discoveries, such as Prisms ans Yo-Yos. In addition, items such as Capsule Toys, Rainbow Wine, Spinning Tops, Cosmetics, and Tiaras have also been found. -------------------- UMA News #12 [UMA12] BREAKING NEWS: Rivelgauge Under Siege High atop a holy mountain, Rivelgauge Monastery has long stood as the last refuge of mankind. But now, its sacred grounds are under siege by dark forces. A large group of monsters have been sighted in the Commoner's Graveyard behind the monastery, led by monsters known as "tallows." Goblin healers, tonberries, and tonberry queens are some of the monsters that have been sighted. Fortunately, the inside of the monastery is still safe. BREAKING NEWS: Goblins Gather in the Highlands Scattered reports indicate that goblins have started to congregate in the Lett Highlands. In addition to warriors and hunters, rarer goblin types such as healers and samurai have also been sighted. This ominous phenomenon could potentially be a catastrophic sign of things to come. Despite the fact that it appears they are just playing around with the bombs, something is definitely amiss here. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Commoner's Graveyard Items - Explorers and hunters have noticed that many items can be found in areas where tonberries have been sighted. For example, here in the Commoner's Graveyard, 20 different items have been confirmed. This includes incredibly rare items uch as Cosmetics and Death Masks, which have made the hunting and exploring circles jump with joy. - Lett Highlands Items: UPDATE - We previously reported that the Lett Highlands are a good place to find Leatherwork, Nuts, Bottle Caps, and Metal Lighters. Now, 10 new items have been confirmed in the area, including rarities such as Trading Cards, Board Games, and Replica Guns. Some fortunte souls have even come across items such as Commemorative Stamps and Traffic Tickets. -------------------- UMA News #13 [UMA13] REPORT: Legendary Monster Researcher North of Bridge Town lies a vast desert island, where the Lilty Kingdom has built a prison to house its most dangerous criminals. Obviously, this is not the most hospitable of environments, and for security reasons, not many visitors are allowed in. One day, a young scientist, whos primary research was monsters, asked the Lilty government for permission to go to the Prison Sands to conduct research on the monsters there. However, the Lilty bureaucrats had no interest in the subject, and thus his request was denied. The scientist re-applied countless times, but was turned away again and again. Finally, he decided to take desperate measures. The scientist entered the Royal Library and began to vandalize the precious national treasures on display. Before the security guards could stop him, he had inflicted an estimated three billion gil's worth of damage on national property. After a short trial, he was sentenced to 1000 years of imprisonment. When he heard the sentence, he apparently shouted with joy. The scientist had gotten his wish--he was on his way to the Prison Sands! Between shifts of forced labor, the scientist studied sand sharks, cactuars, and other monsters that lived in the desert sands. At the same time, as a form of penance, he accurately identified many archeological artifacts discovered in the desert and offered his findings to the government for free. Unfortunately for him, the government was so greatful for his findings that they decided to shorten his sentence and released him after only three years. The scientist was devastated. Just as his research was bearing fruit, he was going to be forced to leave the desert. It was once again time for desperate measures. He decided that the night before his release, he would lead a mass prison break. Of 268 inmates, 87 managed to escape that night. Of course, the scientist himself was not one of them. For his role in planning the prison break, the scientist was given a life sentence. Now he has all the time he needs to study the monsters in the desert! COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Prison Sands Items - The Prison Sands are littered with the ruins of an ancient civilization. Sand sharks that swim in the sand dig into these ruins and bring artifacts such as Designer Darts, Buried Treasure, and Artwork back to the surface. Explorers have also found Tasty Tidbits and Ornamental Plants here, but these are obviously much more common items. -------------------- UMA News #14 [UMA14] BREAKING NEWS: Ghost Biker at the Circuit? Over at the Chocobo Circuit, all the chocobo riders are talking about the recent sightings of a rampaging ghost biker. According to witnesses, the ghost bike races around the circuit at an incredible speed. According to one witness, "One second, you hear the exhaust pipes behind you, and the next second, it has already passed though you, leaving you choking on its dust." The ghost bike has also reportedly been sighted in the Snowfields, which are nowhere near the Chocobo Circuit. REPORT: Undead King of the Valley of Death New reports from the Valley of Death (near the Chocobo Circuit, introduced in Issue #6) speak of a monster with bones of gold. With its regal visage and glittering crown, this so-called "lich" is being called the "King of the Undead" by local monster hunters. The lich is usualy accompanied by an entourage of bloodbones, and its crown radiantes some kind of magical aura that protects it from all attacks. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Chocobo Circuit Items: UPDATE - In Issue #6, we introduced some of the items found around the Chocobo Circuit. Since then, 11 new item types have been discovered, many of them rare items exclusive to this area. Collectors are asking monster hunters for their support in finding these items, but they themselves join the search of course, with luck accessories equipped. - Snowfields Items: UPDATE - As reported above, the ghost biker has also been sighted in the Snowfields, so it is no surprise that new items have been discovered there that are similar to those found near the Chocobo Circuit. Since many of these items are extremely rare, collectors have set up semi-permanent camps in these areas. -------------------- UMA News #15 [UMA15] BREAKING NEWS: Black Flying Objects Mysterious flying objects have been spotted near Victory Monument Hill and the Prison Sands. These objects appear to be mechanical, and they resemble the Lilty Army's stat-of-the-art Crystal Armor suits, but these pitch-blank flyers are usually accompanied by small flying discs. The recent crash of the Aerial Prison has reignited rumors about top-secret military experiments taking place there, and some have theorized that the unidentified black flyers are prototypes for some kind of new technology. However, military officials have vehemently denied these rumors. Some monster researchers have come up with a more interesting theory about these objects. They suggest that these objects are doomsday weapons developed by goblins. Though it may sound far-fetched to the average ear, monster hunters and item collectors are excited at the prospect of new developments in goblin culture, and they have began their own investigations into the matter. REPORT: New Cactuar Variant Found Buried beneath the headlines about the Aerial Prison crash and the mysterious black flying objects is the recent discovery of a new cactuar variant in the Prison Sands. The new variant appears visibly identical to normal cactuars, but their rate of growth is almost double that of their more common cousins. However, this discovery has generated little interestoutside of certain scientific circles. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Victory Monument Hill Items: UPDATE - Ever since the black flying objects were sighted, more goblin warrior, goblin samurai, and claytaur encounters have been reported in the area. Consequently, the number of items discovered there have also inreased, with 20 different types now confirmed. Items found near claytaur encounters are especially sought after, but discovery rates have been sporadic at best. Hunters are trying to figure out just how much luck is involved in these finds. - Prison Sands Items: UPDATE - In addition to the 5 items previously reported, 7 new OOPs have been identified in the area, all of them rare items. The Forever Fruit in particular was initially thought to be exclusive to the Valley of Death. There are rumors going around that unscrupulous collectors are paying prison guards to use prisoners to find these valuable items for them. -------------------- UMA News #16 [UMA16] REPORT: Inside The Aerial Prison The Aerial Prison once floated high above--in plain view, yet unreachable, ts secrets safe inside its walls. But after the mysterious facility came crashing down, we formed a team to find out what lies within. We expected to come across a gruesome scene after an accident at a densely populated facility like a prison, but we were surprised to find that there were no bodies there at all. Perhaps this so-called "prison" was not a prison at all. Determined to uncover the truth, we plunged fearlessly into the dark interior. The entire structure creaked and groaned, threatening to collapse at any moment. We entered what appeared to be a large storage facility, but as we ventured deeper and deeper, it grew darker and darker, until we were finally enveloped in total darkness. It was then that one of the team members saw a glimmer of light shining through a crack in the door. Someon was inside! With our hearts racing, we peered inside the door, and what we saw was a group of goblins dancing around a bonfire, enraptured in some kind of bizarre ritual! The goblin healers were chanting eerie incantations and gesturing toward the fire, like shamans before a sacred altar. The chanting grew louder and louder, and we wondered what was going to happen next. Suddenly, the healers stopped their chanting and slammed their staffs into the ground. At the same time, the fire vanished into the ground, and a great chasm opened in its place. Then, a veritable kaleidoscope of colors burst from below, and a deep, haunting chorus of ethereal voices echoed through the chamber. "Omega, Omega!" the voices chanted, and soon after, an apparition emerged from the chasm, a most terrifying sight that can only be described as "evil incarnate." We fled from the desert as fast as we could, and never once looked back. COLUMN: Out-Of-Place Items around the World - Aerial Prison Interior Items - The Aerial Prison has yet to be fully explored by item hunters and the like, but after the crash, it was said that a portal of sorts to another world was opened there. If this is indeed the case, it is a virtual guarantee that there are extremely rare and valuable items to be found here. However, we strongly urge our readers to stay away from this dangerous place. If you do insist on going there, you will need to be in top condition, have the best equipment possible at your disposal, and be blessed with amazing luck. ------------------------- UMA News Draft [UMADraft] Note from the Editor-in-Chief: Apologies for the rough state in which we must publish this issue, but our quest for the truth has forced us to rush it out in its current state. Remember that we are still the Number One Source for Monster, Mysteries, and More! BREAKING NEWS: Under the Victory Monument I, the Editor-in-Chief of UMA News, was suddenly on the run from the law. Apparently, The Royal Security Forces were searching forme to "inquire" about my infiltration of the Aerial Prison (as reported in the last issue). As I fled from the capital, I stumbled upon the entrance to what appeared to be a purposefully hidden area underneath the Victory Monument. As far as I can remember, the entrance was somewhere around the Valley of Death. After venturing inside and walking through the naturally-formed caverns, I encountered a group of goblins. Though the pen is migtier than the sword, sometimes discretion is the better part of valor. In short, I ran as fast as I could! The next thing I knew, I found myself in what appeared to be the ruins of an ancient civilization. The sophisticated structures seemed to suggest a highly advanced culture, so I was excited by the prospect of meeting possible remnants of this civilization. I approached a doorway at the end of a corridor, but suddenly, the whole structure began to move toward me. Even worse, what I had initially thought were just statues of skeletons suddenly came to life and began to attack me! I fled as fast as I could. At this point, I just wanted to go back to my own civilization, so I bolted through the door at the other end of the corridor and entered a large open area where, quite unexpectedly, my wish was granted. For reasons still unclear to me, the area was filled with Lilty soldiers, who arrested me on sight. So dear readers, I am saddened to inform you that this is the last issue of UMA News. I hope this final article reaches you all... Though I don't know how... Oh well, this who thing was done on a lark anyway. Maybe I should think about getting a real job, like my brother... ------------------------- UMA News Extra [UMAExtra] BREAKING NEWS: Monsters in the Vineyard! Monsters have suddenly appeared in the Vineyard area. Workers acted quickly to contain the monsters inside the plaze in front of the Winery, thus preventing serious damage and casualties. Some monsters that have been sighted are bloodbones, goblin hunters, goblin healers, and helmet heads. It is highly unusual for monsters to appear in populated areas, but experts fear that this trend will continue. V. Conclusion and Legal Mumbo Jumbo [CONCLUSION] ------------------------------------------------ I hope that anybody who was looking for any piece of information from the UMA News would find this guide useful. If not, I'm sorry...but not much I can do for you. This guide was typed by Nicholas "Sir VG" Hoppe. The original text is from Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers and is thus (along with anything else related to the game) (C)2009 Square Enix. But still, don't steal my guide. The only sites allowed to post this guide are: GameFAQs.com IMAMYTH.com Any personal use including print it is all fine and dandy and all that. Reposting this guide in part or in full on a site other then the two listed (or any that I add in later) will be sought after with a vengence by a pack of killer hounds and a king behemoth. No bearer powers will save you. None. If you do find any errors (outside of a couple typos that were made in the game itself), please feel free to go to IMAMYTH Colosseum (link below) and go to the contact button. And finally, for those that love this game or gaming in general, please be sure to check out the following: IMAMYTH Colosseum - my personal site about my speed running skills: http://www.imamyth.com/ Speed Demos Archive - a site devoted to speed running, collecting records from gamers who are fast, skillful, and play legit: http://speeddemosarchive.com/ TASVideos - a site devoted to tool-assisted speed running, explaining what it is, and showing just how broken games can be: http://TASVideos.org/ Thank you and good day! ~ Sir VG We Came. We Saw. We Speed Run. FIN