----====++++ KOL Weapon Guide/List ++++====---- Connor M. Pope (c) 2006 - 2007 ----====++++ ToC ++++====---- I. Version History II. Legal Information III. Introduction IV. Weapons List V. Credits ----------------------------- I. Version History ----------------------------- V. 1.00 - 12-9-06 - Wrote up ALL THE INFO that you see now in ONE DAY. My hands will hurt for a while. Added ALL the weapons in the game, a few might be out. Added introduction, weapons list, legal information and credits. Finished main part of guide. Almost no spelling errors too. ----------------------------- II. Legal Information ----------------------------- This guide is to not be copied, or printed with out my written permission. If I find this guide on another web site with out my permission I WILL take legal action against you. Thank you, and by. (c) 2006 - 2007 ----------------------------- III. Introduction ----------------------------- The game kingdom of loathing is an awesome MMORPG game which is updated many times every week. It has awesome game play, and it's really cool. The only controls are your mouse and your brain. The main currency in the game is called 'meat' instead of actual money. This game isn't really serious; actually, it's REALLY hilarious and funny with lots of witty remarks. But first of all... you may be asking me why I wrote this FAQ. Well, there wasn't really a completed weapons list out there and I wanted to write one here. Time for the main weapons list. ----------------------------- VI. Weapons List ----------------------------- *Power **Requirement NOTE - Mus = Muscle, Mox = Moxie, Mys = Mysticality ----------------------------------------------------------------------- |Name |PWR*|RQMENT**|Notes | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- |25-Meat Staff |70 |20 Mus | | |5-Alarm Sauce Pan |50 |10 Mus |Mysticality +7 | |7-Foot Dwarven Mattock |80 |25 Mus |Weakens Opponent | |Acoustic Guitar |80 |35 Mox |+2% Meat from Monsters | |Antique Spear |200 |85 Mus |Combat Initiative +-30% | |Arse-Shooting Cross Bow |160 |65 Mox |All Attributes +15 | |Asbestos Cross Bow |110 |40 Mox |Mox +7 Mus +5 | |Asbestos Sword |120 |45 Mus |Mox +7 Mus +5 | |Asparagus Knife |15 |N/A |+1 Stench Damage | |Automatic Catapult |150 |60 Mox | | |Balloon Sword |50 |10 Mus |Melee Damage +-2 | |Bamboo Bokuto |100 |35 Mus | | |Basic Meat Cross Bow |20 |N/A |Moxie +1 | |Basic Meat Spork |45 |7 Mus |Mus +3 Damage +3 | |Basic Meat Staff |20 |N/A |Mysticality +1 | |Basic Meat Sword |20 |N/A |Muscle +1 | |Batblade |110 |40 Mus |Melee Damage +15 | |Big Stick |10 |N/A | | |Bigger Bugfinder Blade |200 |85 Mus |All Attributes +11 | |Bill Bec-de-bardiche-gaive-guisarme |150 |60 Mus | | |Bjorn's Hammer |50 |10 Mus |Muscle +7 | |Bow Staff |100 |35 Mus |Mysticality +5 Damage +3 | |Broken Sword |135 |52 Mus |Spooky Resistance | |Bubble Bauble Bow |80 |25 Mox |Mox +3 Mys +2 | |Bubblewrap Cross Bow |60 |15 Mox |Mox +3 Mys +2 | |Bubblewrap Staff |60 |15 Mus |Mys +3 Mox +2 | |Bubblewrap Sword |60 |15 Mus |Mus +3 Mox +2 | |Buffalo Blade |120 |45 Mus |Mus +5 | |Bugbear-Smiting Sword |150 |60 Mus |Damage +10 Muscle +10 | |Bugfinder Blade |180 |75 Mus |All Attributes +7 | |Can Cannon |75 |22 Mox |Moxie +3 | |Can of Fake Snow |100 |35 Mox |+5 Cold Damage | |Can of Maces |50 |10 Mox |Melee Damage +2 | |Cardboard Crossbow |60 |15 Mox |Moxie +3 Damage +3 | |Cardboard Katana |30 |N/A |Damage +2 | |Cardboard Staff |60 |15 Mus |Mysticality +3 Damage +3 | |Cardboard Sword |60 |15 Mus |Muscle +3 Damage +3 | |Cardboard Wakizashi |30 |N/A |Red +2 | |Carob Cannon |135 |52 Mox |Moxie +7 (+3 Adv per Day)| |Cerebral Cross Bow |90 |30 Mox |+3 Cold/Spooky Damage | |Cheap Plastic Bottle Opener |30 |N/A |+2 Sleaze Damage | |Chopsticks |75 |22 Mus |Spell Damage +12 | |Chrome Crossbow |120 |45 Mox |Moxie +7 (+3 Adv per Day)| |Chrome Staff |110 |40 Mus |Mys +7 (+3 Adv per Day) | |Chrome Sword |100 |35 Mus |Muscle +7 +3 Adv per Day | |Cloaca-Cola-Issue Combat Knif|30 |N/A |DRA +0 | |Clockwork Crossbow |80 |25 Mox |Ran +10 3X Critical Hit | |Clockwork Staff |80 |25 Mys |Spell Level +10 | |Clockwork Sword |80 |25 Mus |Melee Damage +10 | |Clown Hammer |10 |N/A |SQU +0 Gift Item | |Cool Whip |10 |N/A | | |Corn Holder |20 |N/A | | |Crazy Bastard Sword |75 |22 Mus |Muscle +5 | |Crimbo Sword |100 |35 Mus |Damage +5 | |Crowbar |80 |25 Mus |Combat Initiative +10% | |Curdflinger |45 |7 Mox |Moxie +3 | |Denim Axe |120 |45 Mus |Muscle +5 Damage +5 | |Dense Meat Crossbow |60 |15 Mox |Mox +3 | |Dense Meat Staff |60 |15 Mus |Mysticality +3 | |Dense Meat Sword |60 |15 Mus |Muscle +3 | |Diamond Studded Cain |60 |15 Mus |Moxie +5 | |Disco Ball |10 |N/A | | |Disco Banjo |50 |10 Mox |Moxie +7 | |Dishrag |20 |N/A |+3 Stench Damage | |Dr. Hobos Scalpel |35 |2 Mus |Damage +3, Stench +1 | |Dripping Meat Crossbow |50 |10 Mox |Moxie +2 | |Dripping Meat Staff |50 |10 Mus |Mysticality +10 | |Dripping Meat Sword |50 |10 Mus |Muscle +2 | |Drywall Axe |150 |60 Mus |All Attributes +3 | |Duck-on-a-String |100 |35 Mus |+5% Item Drops From Monst| |Eggbeater |25 | |Spell Level +2 | |Especially Homoerotic Frat-Pa|150 |60 Mus | | |Extreme Meat Crossbow |60 |15 Mox |Moxie +7 | |Extreme Meat Staff |60 |15 Mus |Mysticality +7 | |Extreme Meat Sword |60 |15 Mus |Muscle +7 | |Fetus-Smashing Club |200 |85 Mus | | |Filthy Pestle |60 |15 Mus |Spell +7 | |Flaming Cardboard Sword |70 |20 Mus |Muscle +3 Damage +3 | |Flaming Crutch |60 |15 Mus |+3 Fire Damage | |Flypaper Staff |80 |25 Mus |Mysticality +3 | |Frost Band Sword |70 |20 Mus |Muscle +3 | |Frozen Nunchaku |80 |25 Mus |Cold/Melee Damage +2 | |Ga-Ga Radio |125 |47 Mox |+20 Maximum HP | |Giant Cheesestick |120 |40 Mus |Mysticality +5 | |Giant Discarded Plastic Fork |155 |62 Mus |2X Critical Hit | |Giant Needle |150 |60 Mus |+5 to Monster Level | |Glistening Staff |60 |15 Mus |+3 Sleaze Damage +2 Mys | |Gnauga Hide Whip |20 |N/A |+3% Items Drop From Monst| |Gnollish Auto Plunger |60 |15 Mus |Mysticality +3 | |Gnollish Flyswatter |35 |2 Mus | | |Gnollish Nunchaku |45 |7 Mus |Damage +3 | |Gnollish Pie Server |20 |N/A |Spell Level +3 | |Gnollish Plunger |35 |2 Mus | | |Gnollish Slotted Spoon |25 |N/A |Spell Level +3 | |Goulauncher |100 |35 Mox |Moxie +4, +5 Spooky DMG | |Grass Blade |80 |25 Mus |Damage +15 | |Grave Robbing Shovel |30 |N/A |+3 Spooky Damage | |Grease Gun |65 |17 Mox |Moxie +3 | |Grimacite Glaive |125 |47 Mus |Melee Damage +15 | |Hairy Staff |135 |52 Mus |Mysticality/Spell DMG +7 | |Halfberd |30 |N/A |Melee Damage +2 | |Heavy Metal Thunder Guitar |120 |45 Mox |Melee Damage +11 | |Heteroerotic Frat-Paddle |150 |60 Mus | | |Hippo Whip |20 |N/A |+10 Monster Level | |Homoerotic Frat-Paddle |70 |20 Mus |+4 Sleaze Damage | |Hot Cross Bow |130 |50 Mox |Moxie +7 Muscle +7 | |Huge Mirror Shard |30 |N/A |Melee Damage +5 | |Huge Spoon |90 |30 Mus |Spell Level +10 | |Ice Sickle |100 |35 Mus |+15 Monster Level +5 Cold| |Icy-Hot Katana |90 |30 Mus |+3 Cold/Fire Damage | |Iron Pasta Spoon |110 |40 Mus |Spell Level +10 | |Jack Flapper |35 |2 Mus |Spell Level +5 | |Kentucky Fried Meat Crossbow |70 |20 Mox |Moxie +5 | |Kentucky Fried Meat Staff |70 |20 Mus |Mysticality +5 | |Kentucky Fried Meat Sword |70 |20 Mus |Muscle +5 | |Kneecapping Stick |90 |30 Mus |3X Critical | |Lead Yo-Yo |80 |25 Mox | | |Linoleum Crossbow |100 |35 Mox |Moxie/Damage +7 | |Linoleum Staff |120 |45 Mus |Mysticality/Damage +7 | |Linoleum Sword |110 |40 Mus |Muscle/Damage +7 | |Little Paper Umbrella |30 |N/A |Spell Level +1 | |Lucky Ball and Chain |130 |50 Mox | | |Lupine Chain |115 |42 Mus |+9 Spooky Damage | |Mafia Violin Case |100 |35 Mus |Muscle +20, Damage +30 | |Meatspout Staff |125 |47 Mus |Mysticality +7 | |Mjolnir Jr. |200 |85 Mus | | |Muculent Machete |60 |15 Mus |Mus +2, +5% Meat | |Ninja Mop |90 |30 Mus |Damage +14 | |Oversized Pizza Cutter |100 |35 Mus |Spell Level +13 | |Pasta of Peril |50 |10 Mus |Mysticality +7 | |Pasta Spoon |10 |N/A | | |Penguin Whip |20 |N/A | | |Pesto Blade |50 |10 Mus |Muscle +3 | |Pitchfork |125 |47 Mus |Damage +9 | |Pixel Sword |50 |10 Mus |Combat Initiative +15% | |Plexiglass Pike, Pike |180 |75 Mus |Damage +15 | |Pool Cue |40 |5 Mus |Moxie +3 | |Portable Corkscrew |30 |N/A |Damage/Spell +3 | |Potato Pistol |120 |45 Mox |+5 Moxie/Sleaze Damage | |Poutine Pole |55 |12 Mus |+3 Mys/Sleaze Damage | |Prehistoric Spear |100 |35 Mox |2X Critical | |Projectile Ice-Maker |125 |47 Mox |+7 Moxie/Spell Damage | |Radio Free Foil |150 |60 Mus |Intrinsic Effect | |Ram Stick |115 |45 Mus |Moxie +5 | |Ram Battering Staff |135 |52 Mus |Moxie +5, SP1 +10 | |Repeating Crossbow |65 |17 Mox |Moxie +2, 3X Critical | |Rib of the Boner Dragon |80 |25 Mus |Muscle/Mysticality +5 | |Ridiculously Big Sword |140 |55 Mus |Melee Damage +10 | |Ridiculously overelaborate...|100 |35 Mus |3X Critical | |Rock and Roll Legend |50 |10 Mox |Moxie +7 | |Rubber Axe |40 |5 Mus |+2 Sleaze Damage | |Rusty Grave Robbing Shovel |80 |25 Mus |+5 Spooky Damage | |Sabre Teeth |60 |15 Mus |Melee Damage +14 | |Sack of doorknobs |110 |40 Mox | | |Saucepan |10 |N/A | | |Savory Crossbow |80 |25 Mox |Moxie +4 | |Savory Staff |80 |25 Mus |Mysticality +4 | |Savory Sword |80 |25 Mus |Muscle +4 | |Serpentine Sword |115 |42 Mus |+10 Monster Level | |Shiny Butcherknife |30 |N/A |Spell Level +5 | |shuddersword |125 |47 Mus |Mus/Spell +7 | |Silver Shrimp Fork |120 |45 Mys |Spell Level +14 | |Skeleton Bone |30 | |+2 Spooky Damage | |Slightly Peeved Bow |60 |15 Mox | | |Slingshot |20 | | | |Smoldering Staff |125 |47 Mus |Mys +7, Mox +5 | |Soylent Staff |100 |35 Mus |Mys +4, Spell Damage +10 | |Spiked Femur |100 |35 Mus |+6 Spooky Damage | |Spirit Precipice |135 |52 Mus |Mus +7 Mys +5 5X Critical| |Spooky Bicycle Chain |80 |25 Mus |+5 Spooky Damage, 2X Crit| |Spooky Staff |35 |2 Mus |Mys +2, +2 Spooky Damage | |Spooky Stick |30 | |+2 Spooky Damage | |Spork |30 | |+2 Muscle | |Squeaky Staff |75 |22 Mus |Mys +3 | |Stainless Steel Shillelagh |90 |30 Mus |Damage +20 | |Star Boomerang |135 |52 Mox |Moxie +5 | |Star Crossbow |165 |67 Mox |Moxie +8 | |Star Spatula |150 |60 Mus |Spell Level +15 | |Star Staff |165 |67 Mus |Mysticality +8 | |Star Stiletto |135 |52 Mus |Muscle +5 | |Star Sword |165 |67 Mus |Muscle +8 | |Starchy Crossbow |40 |5 Mox |Moxie +3 | |Starchy Staff |40 |5 Mus |Mysticality +3 | |Starchy Sword |40 |5 Mus |Muscle +3 | |Stone Banjo |25 | |Moxie +1 | |Suede Shortsword |40 |5 Mus | | |Super Magic Power Sword X |100 |35 Mus |Muscle +5 | |Sweet Ninja Sword |20 |N/A | | |Sword of Static |75 |22 Mus |Muscle +3, Moxie +2 | |Time Sword |100 |35 Mus |+3 Adventure a Day | |Tiny Ninja Sword |20 | |Moxie +1 | |Tiny Plastic Sword |10 | |Moxie +1 | |Titanium Assault Umbrella |130 |50 Mus |Spooky Resistance | |Totally Gay Claymore |69 |19 Mus | | |Turtleslinger |50 |10 Mus |Muscle +7 | |Two-Handed Depthsword |120 |45 Mus | | |Unionize the Elves Sign |50 |10 Mus |Weakens Opponent | |Vampire Duck on a String |100 |35 Mus |Damage +5 | |Vorpal Blade |90 |30 Mus |2X Critical Hit | |Wand of Nagamar |30 | | | |White Sword |40 |5 Mus |Muscle +2 | |Wholeberd |80 |25 Mus |Melee Damage +14 | |Wiffle-flail |75 |22 Mus |Mys +3, Mus +2 | |Wooden Axe |60 |15 Mus |Muscle +3 | |Wooden Stakes |25 | |Melee Damage +1 | |Yak Whip |20 | |Weakens Opponent | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- There are about 200 weapons above (There may be less) THE BEST WEAPON(S) EVER (POWER WISE) 1. Antique Spear 2. Bigger Bugfinder Blade 3. Fetus-Smashing Club 4. Mjolnir Jr. ----------------------------- V. Credits ----------------------------- Thanks to CjayC for making gamefaqs.com Thanks to Asymmetric Productions for making KOL Thanks to All People how helped me with this guide Thanks, and good bye