!!!!!STRANGE LEAFLET QUEST!!!!! My FAQ is about the Strange Leaflet in the kingdom of loathing. You get from the council of loathing when you reach level nine. This is a really basic guide where I really tell you what to type and you just sit back and get it done. But of course if you want the satisfaction of completing it without help I strongly suggest you read no further. /-------------------\ ! 0. history ! ! 1. Quick guide ! ! 2. Advanced guide! ! 3. Words to type ! ! 4. Items ! ! 5. Thanks ! ! 6.contact me ! ! 7.Legal Crap ! \-------------------/ 0. History Currently version 1.something May 7 2006 finished my rough draft Revised a few times, however NS13 has no huge effect... 1. Quick guide Simple, yet sweet, lazy but productive. My guide will help you achieve the process of completing the leaflet. ENJOY! This will just get you through it all without reading anything! open door east get sword west north get stick cut hedge west light stick east north kill serpent open chest ITEM HOUSE look behind chest look in hole ITEM GRUE EGG south south east examine fireplace ( When you do this there are multiple possiblities, if you see a bird type plover,If you see a wellhouse type plugh, a ship means type yoho and if you see a house then type xyzzy. If you see a brass bowling trophy the say get trophey) examine tinder read parchment get parchment light fireplace get boots west put on boots south south random direction (about six times) climb tree get egg throw egg at bird down search leaves climb tree throw ruby at bowl Gnusto CLEESH (Spell cleesh!) climb up cleesh giant get pinky ring (ITEM PINKY RING) (YAY YOUR DONE) (Cleesh is the spell from the scroll if you bother reading what happens.) 2.Advanced guide This part of the guide will get you the exact same items but it will tell you exacty what the game said. I don't suggest using this one and wading through all this meaningless text. It is more for quoting the leaflet! open door (You open the door. You are standing in an open field west of a white house. The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into a dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the house.) east (You enter the house. You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the north wall. The fireplace is unlit. An ornate sword hangs above the mantel) get sword (You take the sword. You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the north wall. The fireplace is unlit.) west open mailbox (You open the small mailbox. You see inside: a leaflet. You are standing in an open field west of a white house. The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into a dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the house.) get leaflet (You take the leaflet. You are standing in an open field west of a white house. The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into a dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the house.) read leaflet (It's an advertisement for an adventure game called "Kingdom of Loathing". Sounds pretty fun -- maybe you should tell all your friends about it. You are standing in an open field west of a white house. The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into a dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the house.) north (You walk north from the field. You are on a forest path north of the field. A cave leads into a granite butte to the north. A thick hedge blocks the way to the west. A hefty stick lies on the ground.) get stick (You pick up the stick. You are on a forest path north of the field. A cave leads into a granite butte to the north. A thick hedge blocks the way to the west. ) cut hedge (Thwickety thwack, you cut down the hedge with your sword. You are on a forest path north of the field. A cave leads into a granite butte to the north. A small trail leads to the west.) west (You go west. You're in a clearing west of the forest path. There is a huge, crackling bonfire here) light stick (You hold the stick in the flames until it lights. Voila! A torch! You're in a clearing west of the forest path. There is a huge, crackling bonfire here.) east (You leave the clearing. You are on a forest path north of the field. A cave leads into a granite butte to the north. A small trail leads to the west.) north (You walk into the cave, your torch aloft. You're in a dark and dank cave. A treasure chest sits near the rear wall, with a dangerous-looking serpent coiled around it.) kill serpent (Your sword makes quick work of the serpent. You're in a dark and dank cave. A treasure chest sits near the rear wall, surrounded by hacked-up serpent bits.) open chest (You open the chest, and remove the glorious treasure from within. You acquire an item: Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM) You're in a dark and dank cave. An empty treasure chest sits near the rear wall.) look behind chest (You discover a tiny hole in the wall behind the chest. You're in a dark and dank cave. An empty treasure chest sits near the rear wall.) look in hole (You find a grue egg in the hole! You acquire an item: grue egg You're in a dark and dank cave. An empty treasure chest sits near the rear wall.) south (You exit the cave. You are on a forest path north of the field. A cave leads into a granite butte to the north. A small trail leads to the west. ) south (You walk south, back to the field. You are standing in an open field west of a white house. The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into a dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the house) east (You enter the house. You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the north wall. The fireplace is unlit.) examine fireplace (The fireplace is stacked with dry firewood and tinder, ready for lighting. *A ceramic model of a small white house sits on the mantelpiece*. You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the north wall. The fireplace is unlit.)*there are a few variations. See wuick guide for them* examine tinder (Bits of torn and wadded newspaper. Wait, what's that? You fish a piece of crumpled parchment out of the fireplace. You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the north wall. The fireplace is unlit.) read parchment (It appears to be a scroll for a spell called 'gnusto', which can be used to copy a spell from another scroll into your spellbook (by typing GNUSTO (name of spell)). Potentially useful! You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the north wall. The fireplace is unlit.) light fireplace (You poke your torch into the fireplace until it catches, you twisted firestarter. Soon a blazing fire lights up the shadowy corners of the room, revealing a pair of large boots. You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the north wall. The fireplace is lit, and crackling merrily. You also see a large pair of boots in the corner of the room.) get boots (Okay, got 'em. You're in the house. The house's only furnishings are a plain wooden table, a single chair, and a fireplace on the north wall. The fireplace is lit, and crackling merrily.) west (You leave the house. You are standing in an open field west of a white house. The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into a dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the house.) put on boots (With some difficulty, you strap on the boots. Hydrophobic! You are standing in an open field west of a white house. The front door of the house is standing open. You hear a gurgling stream to the south, and a path leads north into a dense forest. There is a small mailbox in front of the house.) south (You hesitate for a moment, and then cross the stream. Every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light. Well, okay, not really. You do get a little mud on you while climbing up the opposite bank, though. Yuck. You are on the southern bank of a wide stream. A path leads south into dense, dark forest.) south (You hesitate. The forest is thick with old, gnarled trees and tangled masses of brambles, and precious little light pierces the thick canopy. If you go in there, you probably won't be able to find your way out again. You are on the southern bank of a wide stream. A path leads south into dense, dark forest.) South (You buck up your courage, and stride bravely into the forest. You get lost almost immediately. You are in a maze of twisty little forest paths, all alike. Gaps in the dense, forbidding foliage lead north, south, and west.) North (You push north through the thorns and branches. At least, you think that's the way you went. You are in a maze of twisty little forest paths, all alike. Gaps in the dense, forbidding foliage lead west, south, and east.) East (You push east through the thorns and branches. At least, you think that's the way you went. You are in a maze of twisty little forest paths, all alike. Gaps in the dense, forbidding foliage lead south, north, and east.) South (You push south through the thorns and branches. At least, you think that's the way you went. You are in a maze of twisty little forest paths, all alike. Gaps in the dense, forbidding foliage lead north, south, and west.) West (You push west through the thorns and branches. At least, you think that's the way you went. You are in a maze of twisty little forest paths, all alike. Gaps in the dense, forbidding foliage lead east, south, and west.) West (You push west through the thorns and branches. At least, you think that's the way you went. You are in a maze of twisty little forest paths, all alike. Gaps in the dense, forbidding foliage lead south, east, and north.) south (You push south through the thor... All right, by now you're probably as sick of this stupid maze as I am. Let's skip ahead a bit. You stumble out of the dense forest into a clearing. You are in a clearing, with a particularly tall tree growing in the middle of it. On the ground, you see a pile of leaves.) climb tree (You hoist yourself into the lower branches of the tree and start climbing. It's a long and difficult climb, and eventually you're forced to stop and rest. This tree is unusually tall -- you can't even see the forest floor any more, as you've climbed above the canopy. There are several other things to see here, though: a nearby branch holds a small bird's nest, which contains a large egg encrusted with precious jewels; a soccer ball is wedged in the branches out of your reach, with a roadrunner perched on it, holding a large ruby in its beak; and there is a bowl of petunias, also out of your reach, with what looks like a scroll entangled in the flowers. ) get egg (You have to stretch to reach it, but you manage to get the egg without losing your grip on the tree. This tree is unusually tall -- you can't even see the forest floor any more, as you've climbed above the canopy. There are several other things to see here, though: a nearby branch holds a small bird's nest; a soccer ball is wedged in the branches out of your reach, with a roadrunner perched on it, holding a large ruby in its beak; and there is a bowl of petunias, also out of your reach, with what looks like a scroll entangled in the flowers.) throw egg at bird (You take careful aim, and pitch the egg at the roadrunner. It flaps out of the way with a squawk, dropping the ruby, which plummets past you. This tree is unusually tall -- you can't even see the forest floor any more, as you've climbed above the canopy. There are several other things to see here, though: a nearby branch holds a small bird's nest; a soccer ball is wedged in the branches out of your reach, with a roadrunner perched on it, glaring at you; and there is a bowl of petunias, also out of your reach, with what looks like a scroll entangled in the flowers.) down (You carefully make your way back down to the forest floor. You are in a clearing, with a particularly tall tree growing in the middle of it. On the ground, you see a pile of leaves.) search leaves (You dig around in the leaves, and find a large ruby, which you pick up. You are in a clearing, with a particularly tall tree growing in the middle of it. On the ground, you see a pile of leaves.) climb tree (You hoist yourself into the lower branches of the tree and start climbing. It's a long and difficult climb, and eventually you're forced to stop and rest. This tree is unusually tall -- you can't even see the forest floor any more, as you've climbed above the canopy. There are several other things to see here, though: a nearby branch holds a small bird's nest; a soccer ball is wedged in the branches out of your reach, with a roadrunner perched on it, glaring at you; and there is a bowl of petunias, also out of your reach, with what looks like a scroll entangled in the flowers.) throw ruby at bowl (You carefully lob the ruby into the bowl -- two points! The roadrunner flaps excitedly up to the bowl and scrabbles around in it for the ruby, knocking the scroll out of it in the process, and then flies away. You snatch the scroll out of the air as it flutters down. This tree is unusually tall -- you can't even see the forest floor any more, as you've climbed above the canopy. A nearby branch holds a small bird's nest, and a soccer ball and a bowl of petunias are wedged in the branches, both out of your reach.) Gnusto CLEESH (you copy the CLEESH spell into your spellbook, which apparently you have.) climb up (You eventually reach the top of the tree, and discover to your surprise that it serves as one leg of a massive table. You carefully crawl over the edge of the tabletop and look around in amazement. This massive table is laid out for a light meal of epic proportions. The Giant himself is watching you intently, with his chin in his hands. "How about a guessing game?" he asks. The Giant sets two shot glasses, as tall as your knees, on the table in front of him. The glass on the left is filled with a glittery, pungent liquid. The one on the right is smoky and thick. "One is poison and one is not," says the Giant. "Guess right and I'll take you into Fairyland.") cleesh giant (You cast Cleesh at the Giant. With a loud POP, he turns into a huge fat toad, as tall as yourself. "RIBBIT!" it rumbles angrily, then hops away, knocking over the glasses. This massive table is laid out for a light meal of epic proportions. The two giant shot glasses have been knocked over, and the contents have spilled and drained away. The Giant's pinky ring lies in a puddle on the table.) get pinky ring (You hoist the ring up off the table, and onto your shoulder. Heavy, but not unmanageable. You acquire an item: giant pinky ring This massive table is laid out for a light meal of epic proportions. The two giant shot glasses have been knocked over, and the contents have spilled and drained away.) 3. words you should type When you exmine the fireplace there are a few possibilities If you see a bird type plover If you see a well type plugh If you see a house type xyzzy If you see a ship type yoho If you see a brass bowling trophy say grab trophy 4.Items Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM) description:This is a portable house, with a label on it reading "Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House. (TM) Just add water!" Type: usable Cannot be traded. Cannot be discarded Quest Item Grue egg This is an egg laid by a grue. You're assuming a grue will hatch from it. (Cooking ingredient) Type: familiar Cannot be traded. Cannot be discarded giant pinky ring This pinky ring is more like a silver hula-hoop. It's engraved with skulls and weird squiggles, and it's damned heavy, but not unmanagable. Type: accessory Mysticality Required: 35 Selling Price: 100 Meat. Enchantment: 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks NOTE: You may not equip more than one of this item at a time. 5. Thanks Well right now I haven't got any e-mails about stuff I need to change so this will be pretty short. Jick and Skull head: For making this awesome game that consumes my time My Parents: For buying me a computer And My Brother: For introducing this game to me TheTechnomancer, stuyle31, Juanra, and Possessed Cheese for all pointing out that my guide was missing gnusto cleesh I got around to it... eventually! 6. Contact me I am Kydos on the GameFAQs boards. In KoL I am Kydos or Warlord_Kodos. My name is Nathan, my email is kydos.red@gmail.com If there is anything I missed please E-Mail me and I will do my best to add it, and credit you accordingly. 7.Legal I am the only owner of this guide, and if you are not GameFAQs and wish to use my guide please contact me! It isn't ethical to take guides that aren't yours and it isn't cool, so Don't steal my guide.