MR. FAQ An FAQ regarding Mr. Accessories and the Mr. Store. Copyright 2005, Marshall Tunstall. Version 1 You can contact me on GameFAQs on any board I visit, most reliably the Kingdom of Loathing board, as AstroFlameX. You can private message me on Kingdom of Loathing as Astro Seraia, or talk to me in Valhalla when I'm online. You can email me at AstroFlameX@gmail.com. You can instant message me on AIM at AstroFlameX, on Y! at AstroFlameX, or on MSN at AstroFlameX@gmail.com. If, for some ungodly reason, you can't get me at ANY of the above places, I occasionally play StarCraft under AstroFlameX on the East Coast. You have no excuse not to be able to get a hold of me, really. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SECTION ONE - Table of Contents ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I. Table of Contents II. Update History III. Introduction IV. Mr. Accesories V. Mr. Store VI. Legal Crap VII. Thanks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SECTION TWO - Update History ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As this is the first version of this guide, there isn't an update history. Do you care? Probably not. I'd like to no what kind of a person actually reads an update history. This is what it is now, so this is what matters, right? So why do I keep this here? Who can say? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SECTION THREE - INTRODUCTION ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This introduction is interesting, and if you don't read it, there is a good chance you will get the AIDS virus. You have been warned. The FAQ is very special to me. It's very close to my heart. It's like a brother that doesn't steal my girlfriend. It's like a girlfriend that doesn't steal my brother. It's like a giant entity of joy, waiting to be sprinkled on the hearts of the worthy, AND HIDING IN THE FOREST, PREPARED TO SMITE THE UNHOLY! I've written this FAQ so that others can have the joy I have that is knowledge of Mr. Accessories and the Mr. Store. This FAQ will probably make Jick very happy, as by reading it, you might be encouraged to donate and see all the cool new things you can get by using Mr. Accessories. And the Mr. Store. I am not going to kidnap you. And remember, people like me and the other FAQ writers don't just magically pop these FAQs out of our asses. They take time and effort to create, so if this FAQ or any other one by me or another author helped you out, consider giving that author a donation for their hard work and time. I myself am trying to get a Hand Turkey Outline, and it isn't easy. Thank you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SECTION FOUR - Mr. Accessories ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *ahem* In Loathing, when it comes down to it, there are two major currencies. There is the far easier to get, less valuable, and more liquid meat, and then there are the far more valuable Mr. As. Mr. Accessories, or Mr. As, are obtained in a very different way than meat, and in a different way than currency is obtained in most games. To obtain a Mr. A, you must pay tribute to Lord Jick, so that he will not eat your soul. He covers this by calling it "donating," and when you donate $10 or more, you will receive a Mr. A. For every $10 you donate, you will receive another Mr. A. I mean, I guess you could donate like $9 a hundred times, but that wouldn't get you anywhere. Except maybe under a bridge. Note that you must donate $10 American. Meat is the fiat money of the Kingdom, and Mr. As are the commodity money. So what is the practical value of these Mr. As? Well, they're called Mr. Accessories, genius. Guess what they double as? If you guessed pants, leave my FAQ. Now. Posthaste. I'm sure you want the statistics on these Mr. As, right? Damn, so greedy. Mr. Accessory Type: Accessory (I mean pants <_<) Cannot be discarded All Attributes +15 And then there's a variety of other related Accessories. Here they are. To find out how to get them, scroll down to the next section. Ms. Accessory Type: Accessory Cannot be discarded All Attributes +15 Why would you want this? It's a Mr. A that can't be spent, and to get it, you have to spend the Mr. A. The world may never know. Mr. Accessory Jr. Type: Accessory Cannot be discarded All Attributes +5 Item drops +25% Golden Mr. Accessory Type: Accessory (I mean pants <_<) Cannot be discarded All Attributes +15 Let's you bestow "Smile of Mr. A" on another character five times a day. Smile of Mr. A gives another character he benefits of a Mr. Accessory. Mr. Eh? Type: Accessory Cannot be discarded All Attributes +12 This is a play on Mr. A, since it's pronounced the same as Eh, which is an old Jicken Canadia joke. Personally, I say Eh like the soft e sound and not like the long a. Anyways, this is obtained by donating $10 Canadian. It also proves that Americans > Canadians. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SECTION FIVE - Mr. Store ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Mr. Store is located in the Market Square. This is where Mr. As kick in as a currency. You can spend them here to buy things. That's really all there is to the Mr. Store. The shopkeep is a pretty cool guy. You know. Yeah. Things you can buy: Coffee Pixie, a really good familiar. Check my familiar FAQ. Costs 2 Mr. As. Cheshire Bat, a really good familiar. Check my familiar FAQ. Costs 2 Mr. As. The Monthly Special. All cost one Mr. A. Previous monthly specials have included: Dark Jill-o-Lantern: October 2004 Hand Turkey: November 2004 Crimbo Elf: December 2004 Baby Yeti: January 2005 Silk Garter Snake: February 2005 Lucky Tam O'Shanter: March 2005 Emo Roe: April Fools 2005 Personal Raincloud: April 2005 Gravy-Covered Maypole: May 2005 Inflatable Dodecapede: June 2005 Wax Lips: July 2005 All of these are familiars, and as such can be found in my Familiar FAQ. Ms. Accessory. Costs one Mr. A. Mr. Accessory Jr. Costs one Mr. A. Golden Mr. Accessory. Costs five Mr. As. Custom Avatar Form. Costs five Mr. As, and allows you to get a custom avatar. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SECTION SIX - Legal Crap ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AztroWroteThis~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't steal my FAQ. I worked hard on this. Do whatever you want to it. Read it, print it, use it, marry it, sacrifice it to your pagan gods, just make sure that my name is on it. If you claim this as your own, you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law and such, and I will get some extra, needed money. All characters, holidays, and anything having to do with Kingdom of Loathing are the property of Asymmetric Productions. This FAQ may only be found on GameFAQs. If you're reading this anywhere else, tell me, and I will reward you with your own, personal, poorly-made-Sony- product elemental. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SECTION SEVEN - Thanks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'd like to thank a few people who made this FAQ possible: CJayC - For creating the greatest gaming site on the net, GameFAQs. For what it's worth, I don't think you're a sell out. Jick and Mr. Skullhead - For creating Kingdom of Loathing, the best online game... online. Me, AstroFlameX - For being awesome enough to sit up and write this when I could be doing all KINDS of more constructive things. You - For reading this guide, and deciding to donate a large payment in my quest to raise a fund for a Hand Turkey Outline. Captain America - I think Captain America holds a special place in everyone's heart. Captain America has probably taught the homeless how to read and given the uneducated houses. He'd still lose to Batman in a fight though. Jesus - For dying for me, and forgiving me of my sins, and yours too.