Saturday Morning RPG guide 1. Version info 2. How to play 3. Walkthrough 4. Battles 5. Stickers 6. Battle items 7. The Notebook 8. Sidequests 9. Secrets 10. . RcMeals 11. Achievements 12. Strategies for bosses and other battle hints and random crap. 13. Credits • Version info .05 10/18/19 starting over. Will list everything I find. If you find something I don’t, tell me and I’ll give you credit. Dark.deity9@gmail.com .055 finished episode 1. Thanks for the magic cave button combo go to Kovatch. Working on 3, including sidequests. .070 almost done with episode 3. No sidequests or rcmeals will be posted in The actual walkthrough from now on. They will be moved to the appropriate section .075 fixing errors, if any. This may become a multi user guide soon. .080 almost done with main walkthrough. Will add if he agrees And it’s approved, GameFAQs user Kovatch will be added as co author sometime possibly in the near future. Added strategy for final boss. Explained how the cellphone works and a trick you can do with it. .085 Kovatch added as an author. Getting started on episode 4 Walkthrough today. .090 done with episode 4. Will add everything so far to the guide. .093 episode 4 complete. Found one sidequest . Fixed a few errors. .095 Added achievements. All I have left is to update e5. Then, any other information is in the other author’s hands. The next update will complete the main guide and cover most questions. 1.00 done. • Controls Left stick. Move/Scratch stickers A. Talk/Confirm, etc B. Go back, no X. Check notebook, open notebook (you’ll see what I mean) Y. Hoverboard (out of battle only) • Battles A. Items B. Battery charge (read below) C. Punch D. When attacked, block with A E. You can’t run from battles, Unless you die… technically • Walkthrough Episode 1 It starts with a dream. Lose the first battle, then receive the notebook. Win the next two battles, and then you wake up. Beat any enemies blocking your way, Then comes Mad-Eline. She’ll turn into YOU halfway, So just beat her/it down. Go left and you’ll meet Skeleboar. Defeat the dog, then him. It’s time to go to H.O.O.D. HQ. Past the point of no return, you fight Commander Hood and his lackeys. Win, episode 1 complete. Episode 2 You’re at school. First, head to your locker. Along the way, you’ll fight a bully. Beating him trips A switch, starting the mission. Follow the main quest, and you’ll run into Benjamin and Nimajneb. Defeat them to end episode 2. Episode 3 You’re at an antidrug rally. Some bots crash the party, And you need to head for the dam. Then, the real mission starts. Beat Sunhowl, move on. Go to the dam, and kill anything that gets in your way. Use the three bridge switches to make one across. (Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out) After that You’ll eventually find two ladders and switches, which Operate the ramps. If you can find out how to get it, There’s a “Simon” battle item for your battle collection. When you reach the landing strip, Omegas challenges you. Beat him and then any underlings. Move on to east, south then exit northeast to the hangar. Sunhowl challenges you if you go west. Save at the point of no return, Kill his underlings while raising your multiplier Then open a case of whup ass when he appears Beware poison. Win, episode complete. There are also “transformers”, which take less damage as cars. Also, there are yellow ones who shoot their arm at you. If properly blocked, it’ll ricochet and hurt the pitcher. Episode 4 It’s Christmas, and Commander HOOD stole all the presents. It’s a trap, but let’s get started. Go west to a b52 bomber to head for Antarctica. From the starting point head to the rotating bridge, and go north. You’ll arrive at Terror Tower. Go north and walk up to Commander Hood. He’ll challenge you to a fight, for the presents. After that, he gives all the presents back Then you just have to go to shadow valley To return all the presents, then Antarctica. Even Commander Hood gets a present. Episode 4 complete. Episode 5 Ok, you’re in a space station. For now, just follow the red arrow, And eventually you’ll find “him". Just remember, afterwards you have to escape… with a countdown. On the plus side, you can get rid of the countdown if You exit the game, after saving, and start it back up, Then continuing where you left off. The timer will be gone. More on that later. FINAL BOSS EARLY WARNING! He has two phases. Your health carries over. Don’t bother charging your multiplier During phase one. Use ailments that drain health instead. Phase two, NO ATTACKS THAT HIT LOW. He flies. ON the other hand, you CAN use your multiplier now. Kill him, then any underlings. After that, escape and game over. You’ll have to find a way around the Flame Walls as you escape. Just keep going till you find The way out. CONGRATULATIONS! You beat Saturday Morning RPG! Battles GUI Turn order. Top middle 3 choices (bottom left) Charge/special/punch Charge battery and how it works. 1. Red (button mash) 2. Blue (raises 2.8x on multiplier on a basic charge) 3. Green (pulse) press when slider reaches A certain point several times All 3 use mp, and are for the multiplier. You also get .1x for every successful block. 9.9 is max, descends when you attack or parry Defense press A at the right time for less damage. Doesn’t affect ailments. Stickers There are 128 in total. Scratch that itch before EVERY battle. EVERY BATTLE, EVERY BATTLE. TRUST ME. IT HELPS… Usually, plus you get an achievement if you scratch all five Before 1 battle. This could make the difference between life and death. Most come from rcmeals, along with 25 xp. . • Battle items Categories Healing. Cookie 25% health restored Pizza 10% health Attack Care Bear medium damage Slider damage. Try to hit as the arrow passes the deep blue. Support Brass tacks hurt those who step on them. Headband increases attack 50%, and gives you a parry for a counter attack. Phone item. If you do nothing and let it keep going, You’re charged money indefinitely, until you hang up. • The notebook check, then open for a rundown of everything. (Press X both times) A. Save The floppy disk. Use it anytime out of battle. Save your ass off! B. Check/sell battle items Press X. Open items by selecting one from the tabs near the right of your photo, Money and stats. To sell an item, press X, A. C. Cover For certain things, you get different covers for your Notebook. Hold A, tilt left/right to see them. D. Item selection You can have five heal/attack/support items for battle. Pick one you have and then Pick the one you don’t want, To switch out. E. Stickers selection “Scratch the stickers” with left joystick before a battle to get boosts, powerups, or even lower yours Or your opponents strengths. F. Accomplishments Explains itself. Pick the trophy G. Money display Right below your photo. Use money for Vending machines. OR 900 numbers (use $1,000 on this for an achievement) H. Level You earn achievements at 5, 11, 21, and 50, which is the cap. As far as I know. • Sidequests Episode 1 Talk to Gurgletail, then find the 5 Jurks, and return. Open the magic cave for another sidequest. AXBYXY to enter. Credit for the password goes to Kovatch. First, talk to your dad in the first computer. Disable the other 3, then return. Episode 2 Flush Ben’s toots Find a plunger in the other bathroom, then come back Baseball cards Beat Blake, then return the cards. You receive one. Gruel Talk to the reporter, then get the key from the janitor. If you want a reward right away, go to the lunch lady’s dungeon and destroy them. You must first agree to help the janitor or the reporter. If you help the janitor, you’ll get a 50% discount on one vending machine. You also get an achievement for this. If you help the reporter, you get an achievement and a reward later. Expect a miniboss during this quest. Flush the pets. There are 8 in cages in various classrooms. Find them, then flush them. Autographs. Find the four basketball players, then return to Willis. You get a shock basketball and some xp and money ? Present for Samantha? If I remember right, there’s another sidequest for this one. I’m not 100% on that It’s either that or choose to help the janitor and ignore the reporter. In this case you destroy it. Watch out for Bertha! Episode 3 Other author should be able to handle this. Episode 4 Find a Christmas tree by making the Bridge go straight across instead of up. Give it to Willis. Episode 5 Coming soon! I’ll let the other author help me with this. • RcMeals Episode 1 In the beginning of the episode. Looks like a happy meal. In the computer room. Outside H.O.O.D. HQ Episode 2 There’s 6 total. Most are in classrooms. There’s two in one of them, guarded by One set of enemies. Episode 3. I’ll need someone else to help with this. Episode 4. I found 2. One in the room with the tree, and another by terror tower. Episode 5. Coming soon! Not there yet. Achievements These are the ones I have available with bonus xp listed. Norris. Win 225 battles. 40 xp I’d buy that for a dollar. Buy 50 objects from vending machines. 10 xp Chester Copperpot. 100 exploring bonuses. 15 xp I got your number. Dial 8675309 on phone. 5 xp May’s report. Preserve gruel in e2. 5 xp Stallone. Win 150 battles. 20 xp Twin Pines. Replay any episode. 5 xp Albert. Eat 75x. 15 xp Blast it, will you? Defeat trash monster. 10 xp Righteous dude. 200 righteous defense. 15 xp Ben’s only hope. Save Ben in e5. 5xp Van Damme. Win 100 battles. 15 xp A crummy commercial. Use decoder ring. 5 xp These go to eleven. Level 11. 10 xp Lead the team. Stop HOOD in a3. 5 xp The only way to win. Don’t play, literally. 5 xp Cool but crude. Flood the porta potty in e3. 5 xp Lundgren. Win 50 battles. A.H.F get A rank 5x. 5 xp Badges!? Win a battle without scratching stickers. 5 xp Never die. Beat an episode without dying. 10 xp Loved by good. Beat 2 episodes. 5 xp Stanley’s vendetta. Destroy gruel in e2. 5 xp Dreams come true. Flush all pets in e2. 5 xp No guts no glory. Flush toilet in e2. 5 xp Total protonic reversal. Max out multiplier. 5xp Number 5 is alive. Level 5. 5 xp Jurk murderer. Complete sidequest in e2. 5 xp Tyson. Defeat 10 does with fist. 5 xp Electric slide. Righteous on weapon slider 10x. 10xp Macchio. Win 10 battles. 5 xp Rise from your grave. Retry a fight and win. 5 xp Fisticuffs. Defeat 1 enemy with critical punch. 5 xp Wild stallions. Use horse attacks 30x. 5 xp Charged with battery. Try all 3 charging methods. 5 xp Rcroll'd. Open 100 rcmeals. Jump street. Level 21. 15 xp You’re the best! Level 50. 25xp HOOD genocider. Defeat 400 HOODs. 20 xp 1.21 gigawatts. Do 121 damage with electricity. 10 xp 16 flames. Burn enemies 16x in 1 battle. 10 xp It’s sticky. Collect all stickers. 30 xp Better off dead. Die 20x. 5 xp Gordon. Possess $5k. 20 xp Why’d it have to be snakes? Defeat 500 Lizard men. 10 xp Outatime. Scratch all stickers in one battle. 10 xp Perfect stranger. Get triple S rank in 1 battle. 15 xp Wonderful toys. Collect 100 objects. 20 xp Ask your parents. Spend 1k on 900 #s on phone. 5 xp Deflective. Deflect 50 projectiles. 5 xp Thunderdome. Win arena battle. 5 xp Supplies. Get all cereal surprises. 5 xp Does machines. Destroy 100 sphere bots. 5 xp Minion. Defeat 5 waves of endless battle. 5 xp Lackey. 10 waves of endless battle. 5 xp Commander. 15 waves of endless battle. 5 xp Fighting the frizzies at eleven. Defeat the frizzies. 5 xp It’s a trap! Use scissors to drag enemy across bomb. 5 xp • Helpful hints Never be afraid to explore. You get XP for finding hidden areas The flying balls can all be damaged or given ailments when one explodes. Keep eyes open for RcMeals. Besides XP, They usually give items or stickers. Just remember McDonald’s If you don’t know what to look for. Happy meal. If you ever need to level up, From the main menu, pick any episode you completed and you can redo it as many times as you want. Feel free to favorite. KEEP IN MIND, if you’re already in another stage When you do this, all progress there is gone, so be sure. Credits. And Other Crap. Me, for main writing, formatting and writing most of the guide (so far). Kovatch for all his help, tips, suggestions, and critiques for this guide. SBAllen, for helping me learn how To create, format, update, etc. said guide. The GameFAQs Mods and Contributors Central boards on www.gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards FOR THE TIME BEING, ONLY GAMESPOT AND GAMEFAQS ARE ALLOWED TO POST THIS GUIDE. Thanks for reading. Hope this helps! Please review my guide.