Everybody's Golf - VS Character Dialogue FAQ by aces4839 Table of Contents 1. Intro 2. VS Characters 3. Revenge VS Characters 4. Secret VS Characters 5. Closure Intro Howdy folks, aces4839 here again. This time, I will provide what the VS Characters say when you first encounter them, after you lose the VS Match and after you win the VS Match. This will include all secret characters as well. Of course, this will include the presenter of each match also. To quickly lose a VS Match that's not a Stroke Play match, after placing the ball on the tee, open up the Options menu and select Give Up. You can hold the Ctrl+F keys to find a specific character you're looking for. VS Characters Rank 1 - Tomomi, Gabriel, Cindy Rank 2 - Ryoko, Takamori, Boris Rank 3 - Mayu, Pancho, Lena Rank 4 - Honghua, Kato, Laura Rank 5 - Toraji, Nicole, Paul Rank 6 - Jason, Kamilla, Adam Rank 1 VS Tomomi Hikari - (nickname), it's time to meet your first opponent. Tomomi - Hello, my name is Tomomi. I'm on a team called the EG Girls. Nice to meet you! (after viewing profile) Tomomi - I'm basically a beginner in golf, but whacking that ball really feels good! Tomomi - Oh, have you heard? Hitting a 1W at 100% will gradually extend the distance of your 1W! (it's at least 95% power but you get the idea) Hikari - She's right. The strength of each club develops independently with the new character growth system. Tomomi - So if I stick with my 1W the whole time, none of my other clubs will gain any distance! Makes sense! Hikari - Oh, yes. There's another thing. Hikari - When you beat a VS opponent, you acquire that character's voice, animations, and even their whole wardrobe as cosplay items! Hikari - So, get out there, and show Tomomi who's boss! Tomomi - Whaaaa, Hikari, that sounds just a little biased. (rules explanation) Hikari - Now, this match will be played on the 9H (OUT) of Course 1. Hikari - It's a very metropolitan course, near Golf Island's central district. Hikari - The format is Match Play, which means that a winner will be determined for each hole. Hikari - Win, and you're 1UP. Lose, and you're 1DOWN. Hikari - Match Play can end early in a called game, if either player goes 3 UP on the opponent. Hikari - Well, enough talk. You'll see how it all works soon enough. Hikari - You'll be using Regular Tees, for a shorter distance. Hikari - It's your first match, so the cups are rather large. We like to call them Mega Cups. Tomomi - Big cups, really? Then we'll be chipping-in like mad! How exciting! Hikari - Now, are you ready to challenge Tomomi? (say No) Hikari - Yes, of course. Just speak to Tomomi when you're ready. Tomomi - I'll be around! (say Yes) Hikari - Best of luck in your first match! (after losing the match) Hikari - Great match. Tomomi wins! Tomomi - What, are you being serious?! But I'm your first opponent. Hikari - If you're still learning your way around, start by learning basic shot controls. Hikari - Don't forget the so-called "beans-and-rice" rhythm for nailing the 3-press! Tomomi - Too true. Have to start with the basics. Myself included. Hikari - Oh, if you want to challenge Tomomi to another match, just speak to her. Hikari - Good effort today! (after winning the match) Hikari - (nickname) has won the match! Tomomi - You're so good. I didn't stand a chance. Tomomi - But if you happen to speak to Ryoko, tell her that I put up a great fight! Please! Tomomi - She's also with the EG Girls, you see. Tomomi - If we have another match, I'll find a cute costume better than this for you! Hikari - Fantastic match, both of you! Hikari - And that's basically the way matches work. Did everything make sense? Hikari - If you want to go up against all kinds of players, then enter plenty of tournaments. Hikari - You'll gain experience based on tournament ranking. When your experience fills up, a new opponent will appear. Hikari - There are many worthy opponents here, so best of luck! And, see you soon! VS Gabriel Specs - It's me, trusty four-eyes. You (supposed to be Your) next opponent is Gabriel, the youngest player in the line-up. Gabriel - Hi, I'm Gabriel. I'm really into soccer, to explain my outfit. (after viewing profile) Gabriel - You know what? I've only just started playing golf, so my skills are not very developed... Gabriel - But I've been going a bit mad with backspin. It's all I ever do these days. Gabriel - If you hit with backspin and land on the green, the backspin for that club is applied. Specs - Oh, to hit with backspin, press down on the directional pad at the moment of impact. (You can also hold down the button during impact) Gabriel - Yes, that's it! But backspin gives the ball more air, making it less consistent. Gabriel - Oh, yeah! I'm feeling just a little nervous, so I'm going to try my beginner's ball. Specs - Smart thinking. The beginner's ball takes off the pressure by widening the impact zone. Specs - And you can use as many beginner's balls and standard balls as you like without running out. Gabriel - Of course, the beginner's ball has reduced distance. Now, let's get this match started, shall we? Specs - Again, you're playing the 9H (OUT) of Course 1, using Regular Tees. You must be getting comfortable with this course? Specs - The format is Match Play. But Gabriel is still a young lad, so we'll be using Tornado Cups. Gabriel - Tornado Cups? You mean they're even easier than those Mega Cups? Specs - Indeed. These helpful cups will draw in anything nearby. Gabriel - Oh, wow! We might even chip-in some eagles! Specs - Yes, perhaps, Only, eagles scored on Mega Cups and Tornado Cups are not officially scored. Specs - Even birdies and pars only score off the record. No-one will be getting away with anything today. Specs - Now, are you ready to challenge Gabriel? (say No) Specs - Very well. Just speak to Gabriel again when you're ready. Gabriel - See you around! (say Yes) Specs - Best of luck! (after losing the match) Specs - Great match. Unbelievable! Gabriel wins! Gabriel - Yeah, I did it! I think playing soccer has actually helped my golf game. Gabriel - Use the L1 and R1 buttons to select a club, and the directional buttons to select shot direction. These are the pre-shot fundamentals. Ask me more later! Specs - You can practice shooting during the loading screen. Give it a try! Specs - Focus on getting in the pink zone, and you'll be moving up the ranks in no time! (after winning the match) Specs - There you have it. (nickname) wins the match! Gabriel - Aw, nooo, I lost. Golf's nothing like soccer, is it? Gabriel - I think I'll try practicing until I can juggle the ball like I do in soccer! Gabriel - Next, you'll be up against a cheerful lady who's also pretty tough. Good luck. Specs - Fantastic match, both of you! VS Cindy Specs - The next match is against Cindy, over here from France. Hikari - And it's the final match for Rank 1! Cindy - Hi, how are you? I'm Cindy. Nice to meet you (music note) (after viewing profile) Cindy - You know what? I'm on a team, too. We're called Team Euro. Cindy - I haven't really played golf for very long. My main thing now is to land the ball close to the pin, as sort of an exercise in control. Cindy - You know, if you hit enough shots like that, your character will learn to handle that club with more control. Cindy - Oh yes, the other day I tried a shot with Power Mode. Cindy - It extended my drive by 10Y! I just wish I could hit even more of them! Cindy - I heard that when you rank up, you can find a Power Mode power-up somewhere in your home area whenever you go up a rank. Specs - Absolutely right. After ranking up, take a good look around your home area and you'll be sure to find it! Until a certain rank that is... Cindy - Fantastic! So if I find more power-ups, I'll be able to take more shots in Power Mode! And wow, if I get at least seven Power Mode shots, I'll be all set! (rules explanation) Specs - So, today's match is on old faithful, the 9H (OUT) of Course 1, using Regular Tees. Specs - The format is Match Play. Specs - But it's the final match for Rank 1, so you'll be using Normal Cups. Cindy - Awww! Regular size? The Mega Cups are so much better. Specs - Now hang on, these are standard-sized cups. Better to give them a try sooner than later. Hikari - On another note, this match will be played with a unique rule. Hikari - Both of you will be playing with Auto Impact (2-press shot). Cindy - What! Auto Impact?! The one that takes care of your impact timing? Hikari - Yes. It's very helpful for beginners, and you should see how it works. Cindy - You just hit the first two beats, and the third is auto, right? Easy enough! Hikari - We'll have to play this match with a 2-press, but normally you'll decide between 2-press and 3-press on the confirmation screen before the round begins. Hikari - Another very important thing, (nickname). If you beat Cindy, you'll move up to Rank 2! Hikari - Now, are you ready to challenge Cindy? (say No) Hikari - Very well. Just speak to Cindy again when you're ready. Cindy - Don't be a stranger! Bye for now! (after talking to Cindy again) Cindy - You must be ready, then. (say Yes) Specs - Best of luck to both of you! (after losing the match) Specs - I'm sorry. Cindy wins! Cindy - Heh heh heh, I won! So sorrrry! (music note) Cindy - Oh, er. I'm sure you didn't really expect this. Heh heh. Just give me the word, and we can do it again. Specs - As you can see, Cindy's very excited about this victory. (after winning the match) Specs - Great match. (nickname) wins! Cindy - Yikes! Not even close. You're actually pretty good! Cindy - But you should know that the other players on Team Euro are loads better than me. Cindy - The best players on our team are amazingly strong. And very attractive too. Cindy - Anyway, I have to go and practice! Let's play again sometime! (music note) Later! Hikari - You've beat Cindy and completed Rank 1! Congratulations! Specs - There are lots of hot players in the higher ranks, so don't give up! Rank 2 VS Ryoko Hikari - Hello. Let's see who you're going up against in Rank 2. Ryoko - Hi there. I'm Ryoko. Nice to meet you. (after viewing profile) Hikari - Ryoko here is another member of the EG Girls. Ryoko - What?! You beat Tomomi?! Err, really? Ryoko - Well, you know what that means. Time for the vice-captain to step in. Yeah, that's me. Ryoko - On yeah, I heard that triangle and circle shots are unlocked in Rank 2. Hikari - That's right. It's a technique for making adjustments to shots that have too much or too little power. Ryoko - So, you press those buttons to adjust the power at the moment of impact, then? Hikari - Yes. Press triangle to add additional power and press circle to soften the shot. Ryoko - Sounds like it could be problematic without experience. I'll make sure I practice before I preach. Ryoko - I'll show you! Time to get some revenge, for the honor of the EG Girls! (rules explanation) Hikari - This match will be played on the 9H (IN) of Course 1. It's your first IN round, I presume. Hikari - It's still the same familiar Course 1, so there's not much change in difficulty. Hikari - Normally, this would be a Match Play game... Hikari - But this time, you'll be playing your first Stroke Format game. Ryoko - What! Stroke Format?! You mean, just like a proper tournament? Hikari - Yes. Only there's just two entrants. Think of it as a tournament for two. Ryoko - Right, so our scores are recorded, on the 9H (IN) of Course 1? Hikari - That's it. And you don't take turns, so you can move straight along. Oh, and you'll be playing with Regular Tees and Normal Cups. Ryoko - I see. Although I kind of liked the Mega Cups. Hikari - Everyone likes the Mega Cups. Hikari - Now, are you ready to challenge Ryoko? (say No) Hikari - Very well. Just speak to Ryoko again when you're ready. Ryoko - Catch you later, then. (after talking to Ryoko again) Ryoko - You must be ready, then. (say Yes) Hikari - Best of luck on your first Stroke Match! (after losing the match) Hikari - Great match. Ryoko wins! Ryoko - Hooray! I did it! Hikari - She's not the vice-captain for nothing, is she! Ryoko - You may think this is a fluke, but I'll play you again any day of the week. Just come by! (after winning the match) Hikari - Great match. (nickname) wins! Ryoko - Aww, I lost. You're much too good. Hikari - But it was a nice fight. Ryoko - Oh right, I guess it's time to call in our team captain... Ryoko - I'm going to practice really hard, so let's have a rematch sometime. See you! VS Takamori Specs - Your next opponent is the colossal Takamori. Takamori - Osu! I'm Takamori. I'm an ex-sumo wrestler, but I like golf, too. (after viewing profile) Takamori - Sumo and golf are both about standing your group. You have to hunker down and take the knocks. Takamori - I've been working hard on my putt. It's all I could think of doing, since I can never land very close to the pin. Takamori - I get the feeling that the more long putts I make, the easier the ball sinks into the cup. Specs - Yes, that's absolutely right. This Back Door skill can be developed. It prevents balls from ricocheting off the cup. Takamori - Yeah, I thought so! Oh, is it true that it's possible to interpret the slopes on the green? Specs - Check the grid. The dots flow downwards like water to indicate downward slopes. The ball will roll in the direction of the flow. Takamori - Okey dokey! So, check the flow of the dots to adjust your angle to account for slopes. Takamori - All right, let's get this match rolling! Fight clean, and fight hard! (rules explanation) Specs - The match is played on the IN holes of Course 1. Are you okay with the IN holes now? Specs - This is a 9H Match Play game, using Regular Tees. And, drumroll please... With Mega Cups for all! Takamori - Ah-hah! Brilliant! Even I can chip-in to a Mega Cup! Specs - Yes, of course. Now, this is a Match Play, but it will be played as a Points Match. Takamori - Huh? A Points Match? You mean, when scores are tied, the tie is broken with points? Specs - Exactly, exactly. Of course, if both your scores and your points are tied, you tie the hole. Specs - Now, are you ready to challenge Takamori? (say No) Specs - Very well. Just speak to Takamori again when you're ready. Takamori - See you around, then. (say Yes) Specs - You'll see how it works once you get going. Best of luck with the match! (after losing the match) Specs - Pity. The winner is Takamori! Takamori - Yeah, too right! I'm always a winner! Takamori - But I'll play you again anytime! Hope it's a tougher fight next time. (after winning the match) Specs - (nickname) has won the match! Takamori - D***! I didn't think this would ever happen to me. Takamori - I need to dig in deeper and stand my ground. Give me another chance, one day. Specs - Great match, both of you. VS Boris Hikari - Your next opponent is Boris, visiting from Germany. Boris - The name's Boris. Pleasure to meet you. (after viewing profile) Boris - Hah hah hah, I love cars, but I love golf, too. And of course, I'm the vice-captain of Team Euro. Boris - I hear that you beat Cindy. You must know what you're doing. Hikari - Oh wait. This is related to what I told you when you were up against Takamori. Hikari - It's about the back door ability. Well, putters aren't the only clubs that have it. It's an ability that prevent ricochet off the cup. Boris - Ah, you must be talking about making chip-ins to power-up your back door ability! I knew that! Boris - I made plenty of chip-ins with my 7I, so my 7I has no trouble sinking the ball. Boris - Oh and, believe me, I have a nice reward for you. Why not challenge me to a match? Hikari - If you beat Boris, he'll teach you how to operate carts. This is a great opportunity! Boris - Wonderful! I must avenge Cindy, so I'll be bringing my A-game! (rules explanation) Hikari - This will be a Match Play game played on the 9H (IN) of Course 1. Hikari - You'll be playing with the popular Tornado Cups. Except... Hikari - The match will be played on the Long Tees. Boris - Wow! The Long Tees?! Those are further back than the Regular Tees, if I'm not mistaken. Hikari - That's right. Long Tees slightly extend the distance to the hole. Hikari - You may want to change clubs and balls to focus on gaining additional distance. Hikari - The game will be played as a Points Match, just like it was with Takamori. Boris - Wow! So, when the scores are tied, the winner of the hole is determined by points. Hikari - That's right. Now, are you ready to challenge Boris? (say No) Hikari - Very well. Just speak to Boris again when you're ready. Boris - Don't leave me in the cold! I'll be waiting. (say Yes) Hikari - Then it's Long Tees on Course 1! Best of luck! (after losing the match) Hikari - Boris wins the match! Boris - Ah, it's a shame for you, but I win. You'll have to learn to ride carts another day. Boris - I never refuse a duel! Hikari - You'll win a golf cart of your very own if you can beat Boris! Don't miss your chance! (after winning the match) Hikari - (nickname) has won the match! Congratulations! Boris - Wonderful victory for you! As promised, I will teach you how to operate a cart. Boris - Perhaps we can cruise the course in carts together, next time! Hikari - Congratulations. Now you can ride carts! Hikari - Open Customization in the Options Menu to select a vehicle and get zooming along. Hikari - You've defeated Boris, and completed Rank 2! Congratulations. Specs - The higher ranks are filled with strong players, so bring your best game! Rank 3 VS Mayu Specs - Yes, and this begins Rank 3. Give it your very best! Mayu - Heya, I'm Mayu, all the way from Kansai. (after viewing profile) Mayu - I love comedy and video games. I've been playing too much, though. Thought maybe I should get out more! Specs - Well, you seem to be hitting the old drives pretty gosh-darned far of late, despite your training regime! Mayu - Oh come on, hardly! But hey, enough of that, didya know I can hit homing balls? Mayu - Homing balls are unlocked at Rank 3. They happen every now and then when you land the ball near the pin with super backspin. Mayu - They're really cute, like a little sparkler! But, I can't really do it very often. Mayu - Anyway, can we get going with this match? And if I win... How about you give me your favorite game? Heh. (rules explanation) Specs - This match is played on Course 2, built in an invigorating woods environment. Specs - The match will be played on the Regular Tees, on the 9H (OUT) of this course. Specs - With everyone's favorite Mega Cups! How about that? Specs - The game will be played as a Points Match, just as it was with Boris. Mayu - Right! I know that! When the scores are tied, whoever has more points wins! Specs - And as a very special concession... Specs - You'll be playing with light wind! Mayu - Yay, light wind! Very cool! I won't have to second-guess anything. How is that even possible!? Specs - Well, we make it possible. Think of what it could do for your score! Specs - Prepared to face the Gamer Girl, er, I mean, play a match with Mayu? (say No) Specs - Very well. Just speak to Mayu again when you're ready. Mayu - I'll be waiting. Bye! (say Yes) Specs - Then it's Course 2 with light wind! Good luck, both of you! (after losing the match) Specs - Very sorry, (nickname). Mayu has won the match! Mayu - Wow, this is great. Did I really win? But I feel a bit bad for you... Mayu - Well, I'll play you again anytime. Just come and talk to me. (after winning the match) Specs - (nickname) wins the match! Congratulations! Mayu - I lost, really? Nooo, you're too good. Mayu - So much for the free food. Guess I'll have to pay for myself... Mayu - Oh, right, yeah. Very soon, you're gonna face off against an opponent in full-on nurse get-up, so you have that to look forward to! Mayu - Come and play me again! Byeeee! VS Pancho Hikari - Your next opponent is a rather unusual golfer. Pancho - Ngrah! I'm Pancho. Don't worry about my get-up. Or my name. (after reading profile) Pancho - You wanna see the true face of pro wrestling? Then just try and rip off this mask! Grrrr! Hikari - Pancho's got a few quirks. Wearing that mask 24-7 is just one of them. Pancho - She's right! Oh, wait, today is my golf day! The Masked Man Golfer! Yeah, that's a winner! (music note) Pancho - Oh, hold on. Have you learned how to deal with trees that are standing right in the way? Pancho - Well, that's what sidespin is for. It sends that ball in a lovely curve right around your obstacle. Hikari - He's right. Pressing either of the left or right directional buttons at the moment of impact will apply sidespin. Hikari - Pressing left hits a fade, which curves from the left to the right. Pressing right hits a draw, that curves in the exact opposite manner. Pancho - Mmnnn... D*** it, it's so easy to get that mixed up, but with a little practice we should be spot on! Hikari - Are you comfortable with Course 2 now? (rules explanation) Hikari - This match will be played on the 9H (IN) of Course 2. Hikari - The IN is a forested course, just as beautiful as the OUT. Hikari - The match will be played as a Stroke Format game, rather than a Match Play game. Pancho - Right, like a two-player tournament. Good scores are recorded in your stats, right? Hikari - Yes, that's the nice thing about Stroke Format games. Also, you'll be playing with Regular Tees and Normal Cups. Pancho - D***, no Mega Cups? I guess I'll just have to man-up, then. Hikari - Now, are you ready to challenge Pancho? (say No) Hikari - Very well, Just speak to Pancho again when you're ready. Pancho - I'll be right here. Speak with you later. (say Yes) Hikari - Then start the match with these rules! (after losing the match) Hikari - Sorry, (nickname). The winner is Pancho! Pancho - Yeah! Did I win?! I think it's all the wrestling, I do! Pancho - I'm ready to go again right away! Just give me the word! Promise you will! (after winning the match) Hikari - Great match. (nickname) wins! Pancho - Awg, are you serious? I lost! Pancho - Well, it beats losing a wrestling match. Hikari - Well, it was a good effort, Pancho. Great match, both of you. VS Lena Hikari - Did you notice? This is the final game of rank 3! Lena - Hi! I'm Lena, the cosplayer! Nice to meet you! (music note) (after viewing profile) Lena - Heh heh, I'm dressed as a nurse today. Oh, and I'm the captain of the EG Girls, too! (music note) Lena - I saw how quickly you beat Tomomi and Ryoko. That must make you feel confident, hmm? Lena - Oh, do you ever use non-standard balls? Lena - If you venture around the course, you'll find all sorts of balls. Lena - Oh, I know! This is the perfect chance to use my grass cutter ball. Lena - It's great, 'cause it flies fairly far even when you're hitting from the rough. Lena - What? Can't wait to play? But I was talking! I'm going to teach you a lesson, for the honor of the EG Girls! (rules explanation) Hikari - Got it. You'll be playing a Match Play game on the 9H (IN) of Course 2. Hikari - Since this is the final game of Rank 3... Hikari - We'll throw Teeny Cups into the mix. Lena - Tee-Teeny Cups?! Very cute, but... Shouldn't we just stick to Mega Cups? Hikari - Well, no, we're definitely going small this time. In a sense, this will be a game that's all about putting. Lena - That DOES make sense. I still like the big ones, though. But let's give it a go! Hikari - Well, those are the rules for this round. Try not to get worked up about the little cups. Hikari - Now, are you ready to challenge Lena? (say No) Hikari - Very well. Just speak to Lena again when you're ready. Lena - I'll be right here! Byeee! (say Yes) Hikari - Good luck, both of you! (after losing the match) Hikari - Lena wins the match! Very sorry, (nickname). Lena - Heh heh heh, I win. Sorry, gorgeous. Maybe it was those Teeny Cups? Lena - EG Girls aren't done just yet! Lena - I'll play you again any time. Just give me the word. Byeee. (after winning the match) Hikari - (nickname) has won the match! Congratulations! Lena - Oh dear you are really good. Now we've lost, every last EG Girl! Lena - I blame it on those ugly Teeny Cups. Nothing cute about them! Lena - What? You all came? Tomomi - Oh, I'm really sorry, Lena! Did we miss the match? Ryoko - I'm sorry, too, we're both late. Did you lose? Oh, nooooo... Lena - I'm the one who should be sorry. You deserve a better captain. And I deserve a weaker opponent! Tomomi - That bad, huh? So, the EG Girls are finished? Ryoko - Really! Hey, Lena... How about... (whisper whisper) Lena - Wow, great idea! I'll contact the former captain of the EG Girls. Maybe she can take care of this mess! Tomomi - Yesss! Once an EG Girl, always an EG Girl! Hikari - Dood, you've defeated Lena, and completed Rank 3! Congratulations! Specs - There are lots of hot players in the higher ranks, so don't give up! Rank 4 VS Honghua Suzuki - Hallo! Suzuki here. Next up is Rank 4, and your opponent hails from China. Honghua - Heh heh, I'm Honghua of Team Sniper. Nice to make your acquaintance! Honghua - Okay, so everyone on Team Sniper is all about control. That's why we're called Team Sniper, alright, we're not gun nuts or anything! Suzuki - Hmm, I suppose you team name is somewhat strange, haha. Honghua - Ugh, this is why I have to disclaimer it every single time! We're just a normal team, ok... Normally obsessed with control... Honghua - Anyway, at this rank you can now use Rising Shots! Honghua - Aim for the pin marker using super topspin, and the ball will roll up the cup if you're successful. Suzuki - To use super topspin, you have to press the down directional button while setting power, and then hold up during impact, right? Honghua - Yeah, good explanation. Once in a while, you might even score a chip-in while using it. Though rare, it feels amaaazing! Honghua - Well, look at the time. How about a match with me, then? (rules explanation) Suzuki - The match will take place on the 9H (OUT) of Course 3. Ta-dah! Suzuki - Ahhh, what a course. It's practically like being in Hawaii! Suzuki - Since it's your first match on Course 3, we'll keep it nice and easy and use Regular Tees and Normal Cups. Suzuki - It's good to play Stroke Format matches every now and then, as your score is recorded, which can come in handy. Suzuki - Careful not to hit any OBs as you'll be right next to the sea. And because of that the wind will be strong, too. Honghua - Alright old feller, enough explaining. Let's get to golfing! Suzuki - "Old feller"?! Well I ne... W-well, let's begin the match right away. Suzuki - Would you like to challenge Honghua to a match? (say No) Suzuki - Alright then, talk to Honghua again when you're ready. Honghua - I'll be waiting! Later! (say Yes) Suzuki - Good luck to you both! (after losing the match) Suzuki - Unlucky, (nickname), Honghua wins this match! Honghua - Woohoo! Glad I gave it my all! Honghua - Don't worry though, you'll get better with a little practice. Come challenge me again soon! (after winning the match) Suzuki - And the winner is (nickname)! Congratulations! Honghua - Wow, that was crazy! Even Team Sniper lost to you! Honghua - You're really skilled. You should most definitely join our team. Spot's open for you! Suzuki - I would be glad to join Team Sniper too! At any rate, well played! Honghua - (Hmm, beating that level of opponent, maybe I should get in touch with Kamilla...) VS Kato Specs - The opponent in your next match will be... Well, less of a golfer and more of an eccentric older fisherman. Kato - Oh yes, yes, hello there! Eccentric older fishing enthusiast by the name of Kato here, nice to meet you. (after viewing profile) Kato - I'm an avid fisherman as well as golfer. Isn't it a grand hobby!? Kato - Alright, if you can beat me at golf, I'll teach you how to fish. Sound good? Well, you better beat me then! Specs - Sounds great! Golf and fishing are alike in some ways, namely that both activities award patience. Kato - I've heard rumors that there's some really primo clubbage going around. Kato - Whenever I'm in a tournament, I can't wait to see what prizes I get out of it, since they're random, you know. Kato - Well, shall we start the match? Let me show you what this old gent's made of! (rules explanation) Specs - This match will take place on the 9H (IN) of Course 3. Specs - The sea is awfully close on the 9H (IN), so take care not to hit any OBs into it! Specs - Since it's your first match on (IN) holes, we'll use Normal Cups and Regular Tees. Kato - Yep, yep. Hit it into the sea and that's an OB, right! Is this match going to use the Match Play format? Specs - Indeed. This is a Match Play format as usual. However, there's a little adjustment to the rules. Specs - That is the Rough: +1 rule, which is that hitting into the rough will mean one stroke added to your score. Kato - Goodness gracious! So hitting into the rough is as bad as hitting an unplayable! Do you get to take a do-over? Specs - No do-overs, I'm afraid! Just one additional stroke added to your score! Specs - Well, with all that said and done, would you like to challenge Kato to a match? (say No) Specs - I see, come back and talk to Kato when you're ready. Kato - I'll be waiting! Bye for now! (say Yes) Specs - The fate of your fishing aspirations hangs in the balance of this match! Good luck! (after losing the match) Specs - Unlucky, Kato wins the match! Kato - Oh deary me, I suppose I've gone and won! You won't be able to fish until you've beaten me, eh! Kato - I'll take you on again whenever you like. Just give me a shout! (after winning the match) Specs - And with that, (nickname) wins the match! Congratulations! Kato - Ahh...phew... Well done. You're not half bad! Kato - Alright then, I'll teach you how to fish. Kato - Remember this basic principle: You can't fish on anything but online course, but... Kato - You can practice in your home ground. Try it in the pond there, first! Kato - Talk to the person at the fishing spot to begin fishing. Kato - And once you've found your feet, you ought to try fishing at the online courses too! Kato - I know you came for the golf, but why not stay for the fishing too? VS Laura Hikari - You (supposed to be Your) next opponent will be your last in Rank 4, Laura, from the Netherlands. Laura - Hey how're you! I'm Laura. Don't think I don't have what it takes just cos I'm a housewife, I'm a bona fide member of Team Thwack just so you know! (after viewing profile) Laura - You look like you're someone who knows the value of whacking the ball up the course. Don't get cocky though, you'll only get burned if you focus purely on power! Laura - You want to challenge me? Well, I believe I can hit further than you, but the importance of spin's been weighing on my mind of late. Laura - Alright, I have it! Let's forget power for today and try this Turbo Spin Club for a change! Laura - You won't believe the spin you get off this, and cos of the resultant high trajectory, I think this is going to go great! Laura - Oh yeah, have you played any courses online at all? Laura - Challenge tournaments are all well and good but playing with others online is great too! (rules explanation) Hikari - Right then, if you'll allow me the liberty of explaining the rules for today's match, I'll start right away. Hikari - Terribly sorry, but I'm going to have to insist on another special rule. Laura - Y-you're sorry?! You don't mean you're going to make us play with those tiny cups, do you? Hikari - I'm afraid I am. They're called "Teeny Cups" by the way. Anyway, the match will take place on the 9H (IN) of Course 3. Laura - Oh no! I hate those stupid things! Hikari - You HATE them?! Well, all isn't lost, we'll also be using Long Tees which are a sure boon to you hard-hitting types. Laura - Oh really? Thank goodness! And um, I heard that the course is going to be flipped, or "mirrored", is that right? Hikari - Indeed it is. It seems you're very well informed! Even though it's the same course, I often find mirroring breathes all-new life into it. How are you feeling now then? Laura - Sounds good, I say we do this thing! Even though we're using Teeny Cups... Hikari - And with that, would you like to challenge Laura to a match? (say No) Hikari - I see, come back and talk to Laura when you're ready. Laura - I'll be waiting! (say Yes) Hikari - Good, alright then, let's get this show on the road! Viva la Teeny Cup! (after losing the match) Hikari - And with that, Laura is the victor. Unlucky, (nickname). Laura - Woohoo! I won! Pretty convincing too, right? Laura - I'll play you again any time, just give me a shout! Good game. (after winning the match) Hikari - And with that, (nickname) wins the match! Congratulations! Laura - Wow, I can't believe how strong you are. And I thought I was good since I'm in Team Thwack. Laura - Guess just hitting it far isn't going to cut it these days. Laura - Watch out though, there's more than one strong team around here, some are really strong, even. Laura - And the big hitters from Team Sniper, oh wow! Laura - I suppose it's back to the drawing board for me. I'll be back when I improve though, count on it. See you later then! Bye! Hikari - Indeed! Well, now that you've beaten Laura you're safely through rank 4. I think congratulations must be in order! Specs - There are lots of hot players in the higher ranks, so don't give up! Hikari - Specs, I'd love to hear you say something other than that for once! Specs - Erm... Congratulations. As of today, you're in Rank 5! Heh... Hikari - Oh Specs, you gave it your best... Rank 5 VS Toraji Specs - Hi, I'm err, Specs, and... You're finally in rank 5... Your next opponent is... Toraji - Huh? What are you lookin' at? I'm Toraji, PUNK golfer. (after viewing profile) Toraji - You wanna take me on at golf? Bring it. I'll take you one, any time, any place, man. Toraji - Hey, you know that in Rank 5 you can use Spiral Shots, yeah? Toraji - C'mon dude! You don't even know what a Spiral Shot is? Awright, Specs, you drop the knowledge. Specs - Uh, yes, okay. A Spiral Shot occurs when using super sidespin and you hit the pin. Specs - If you're successful, the pin (supposed to be ball) will spiral downwards, an advanced technique that might score you a chip-in. Toraji - Yeah, right. Hold the left directional button during the power input and right during impact. Specs - Oh. You can also use the opposite directional buttons, but that's about the size of it. Toraji - Ugh, getting ready to knock out a spiral! I mean, if I can, y'know. Specs - O-okay then. L-let's go through the rules. (rules explanation) Specs - The match will take place on the 9H (OUT) of the most magnificent of Course 4. Specs - As a course designed to utilize the bounteous nature around it, the differences in elevations formed by the cliffs can make things very tricky. Toraji - Oh screw your explaination, let's just get started! Specs - Um, well, right. We'll be playing on Course 4 for this inaugural match, with Normal Cups and Regular Tees. Specs - The format will be Match Play using the Points Match rule. Toraji - Wait a minute! Ain't that too boring? It's way too normal! How about we aren't allowed to use woods? Yeah? Yeah? Specs - So, putters and irons only, is it? Hmm, I see. Alright then, I s-suppose. Specs - W-would you like to challenge Toraji to a match? (say No) Specs - I understand. Talk to Toraji again once you're ready. Toraji - Laters. Hurry it up and we'll have a match, yeah? (say Yes) Specs - Good luck to the both of you! (after losing the match) Specs - W-well, it appears the imposing Toraji is the victor, unlucky, (nickname). Toraji - Whad'dya expect! Punk golf ain't dead! You ain't got nothin' on me, mate. Toraji - Come at me with everythin' you got next time. Gimme a shout if you want another beatin'. (after winning the match) Specs - Unfortunately for you, Toraji, (nickname) is the winner. Toraji - I lost?! Nah, I'm not havin' this. Nahhh... Toraji - No... My reputation's jacked! Toraji - I'll getcha back next time, I swear! I'll bring it! Specs - A-and with that, I'd like to say good game to the both of you. VS Nicole Specs - Your next opponent will be Nicole, gifted in both Golf and Dance. Nicole - Hello, I'm Nicole, nice to meet you. (after viewing profile) Nicole - I'm a dancer by trade, but learned golf from a friend, heh heh. Nicole - Do you know a girl called Eve? She's an absolutely amazing teacher. Nicole - And by the by, I got a little something called a Sand Viper Ball not so long ago, and I've brought it with me today. Nicole - I'll have nothing to fear from bunkers, as long as I have these! Nicole - A match? Sounds like a great idea. Warning you now though, I'm pretty good! (rules explanation) Specs - Great. Well then, if you'll allow me to get started on the rules. Specs - The match will take place on the 9H (IN) of Course 4. Your first match on the inward set, I believe. Specs - And since it's your first time, we'll use Regular Tees to keep things nice and simple, and... Specs - Luckily for you both, we'll also use...MEGA CUPS!! Nicole - OMG! I love Mega Cups! Specs - Right. Let's make it a Stroke Match with recorded score. Nicole - Just the two of us, competing in the vast bounty of nature, we'll need to take care not to get lost out there! Specs - Would you like to challenge Nicole to a match? (say No) Specs - I see, then talk to Nicole once you're ready. Nicole - Looking forward to it, come back soon! (say Yes) Specs - Then let's begin! Careful you don't fall off one of those cliffs! (after losing the match) Specs - And with that, Nicole wins the match. Unlucky there. Nicole - Yay! I guess I won! I'm pretty good, right? Nicole - You'll regret it if you underestimate me! Let's play again sometime. (after winning the match) Specs - And with that, (nickname) is the winner! Congratulations! Nicole - How could I have lost! I mean, it was a good game, but... Nicole - Hey, Specs. Tell Eve to get revenge for me if you happen to bump into her, okay? Specs - Well played, the both of you! VS Paul Hikari - Hello, it's finally time for your last match in Rank 5! Your opponent will be Paul, from the UK. Paul - Heya, Paul here, captain of Team Euro. Nice to meetcha. (after viewing profile) Paul - Hmm, I see you've even managed to beat Boris, as a fellow team captain, I'd better not lose! Hikari - And since golf was invented in the British Isles, Paul's going to be defending his honor! Paul - In golf, etiquette is paramount. I'll have to give you a sound thrashing in the British, nay, the golfing tradition! Paul - Ha-ha! Yes, and today, you'll have the privilege of using an Infinity club. (This doesn't really happen, but you can use it if you want.) Hikari - Aren't those the ones that improve control and hitting distance, but with finicky impact as the trade-off? Paul - Yes, quite right. They're made for only top flight golfers, such as I. Let's get to the match details, shall we? (rules explanation) Hikari - Right. Since it's the last match in rank 5, let's make things appropriately tough. Paul - Appropriately tough you say!? I've a bad feeling about this... Hikari - We'll use the 9H (IN) of Course 4 with Long Tees in a Points Match. Paul - W-well, Long Tees I can use q-quite happily, I shouldn't need to fear them. By the way, what cups will be provided? Hikari - As you might have guess, we'll be using...Teeny Cups! Paul - I-I knew it! I'm never wrong about these things... Dear oh dear. Teeny Cups... Hikari - N-nobody looks forward to using them, but... Anyway, the course is also mirrored... Paul - Oh, those Teeny Cups...how they haunt me... Hikari - It seems you have enough to think about, I see. Try not to focus on it too much though, you'll only unsettle yourself. Hikari - Would you like to challenge Paul to a match? (say No) Hikari - I see, well, come back and talk to Paul once you're ready. Paul - I'll be waiting! Cheerio! (say Yes) Hikari - Good luck in your last match of Rank 5! (after losing the match) Hikari - Unlucky, (nickname), but Paul pulled it out after putting honor and traditional values on the line. Paul - Ha-ha, what a fantastic game! I won't lose to any amateur! Paul - I'd be happy to play you again any time, so do feel free to challenge me as you like. (after winning the match) Hikari - I'm sorry you lost, Paul, even though you hail from the land of golf's invention... Paul - Hmm, yes. It seems tradition alone isn't enough to stay ahead of the pack these days. Paul - But, there are still many skilled players on the road ahead. You should be wary of Team Almighty in particular... Hikari - Are you talking about A@!m? Paul - Oof! I don't remember the blighter's name, but he thrashed me rotten! Our equipment simply didn't compare. Hikari - You mean the rumored custom club?! It's real? Paul - Whatever it was, it was incredible. You be careful around that lot, you hear! Hikari - I see, so that's what must have happened. Hikari - But anyway, well done for beating Paul! You've cleared Rank 5 now, (nickname). Specs - There are plenty of hot players in the higher ranks, so don't give up! Hikari - Pipe down Specy! You're giving it away! Rank 6 VS Jason Hikari - Your first Rank 6 opponent will be Jason, from the USA. Jason - What's up! I'm Jason from Team Thwack, nice to meet ya! (after viewing profile) Jason - Wo-hoh! As you might have guessed, Team Thwack's looks don't count for nothing. We can all hit so hard you'd think we're trying to reach outer space! Jason - Our monstrous drives mean that matches are usually over in the blink of an eye. Jason - Oh, yeah, I almost forgot! Real sorry, but I'll be using a Big Air Club today! Jason - Nice, ain't it!? With this, I'll be hitting harder and further than ever, too! Jason - Anyway, did you know that you're permitted to use ultra spin in Rank 6? Hikari - Allow me to give a brief explaination. Don't worry, it's easy! In fact, it's just like when you apply super spin... Hikari - All you need to do is press a directional button at the very last moment before determining impact. This will put even stronger spin on the ball! Jason - Great explaination! I guess anyway, I mean I just like to hit the ball. Far. Doubt I'll ever use that! Hikari - Come come, Jason, you would be a far more formidable player if you did. (rules explanation) Hikari - Now then, let's move on to the rules. We'll be using Championship Tees now that we're in Rank 6. Hikari - These are planted further back than with Long Tees, meaning you'll need to hit even further to be competitive! Hikari - And, as a little show of how far you've come, we're going to go back to an old course. Hikari - We'll be playing on the 9H (OUT) of Course 1, with Championship Tees in regular Match Play. Hikari - And as a special treat, we'll use Mega Cups! Jason - Wahaha! Looking forward to it. I think you're expecting a few chip-in eagles by the sound of it! Hikari - That would certainly be nice to see. But let me also mention that we'll be adding in one special rule. Hikari - You'll incur a 1 stroke penalty if you don't take your shot within 15 seconds. Jason - You mean a stroke will be added to your score if you take over 15 seconds to make a shot? Really? Hikari - Yes, thanks for the clarification. Well, that's about the size of it. Jason - Oh no, you know it takes time to calculate trajectory, placement, and...stuff for long-hitters like me, right!? Hikari - Oh dear, looks like Jason's having some trouble coping... Jason - What? No, it's all good! Just gonna whack that ball. Real far! Hikari - O-okay then... Well, would you like to challenge Jason to a match? (say No) Hikari - I see, well, come back and talk to Jason again once you're ready. Jason - Come back real soon! (say Yes) Hikari - Best of luck! (after losing the match) Hikari - And with that, Jason is the victor. Bad luck, (nickname). Jason - How was that? Learned your lesson? I won't go down so easily! Jason - But hey, I'll replay you anytime, so just holla! Later! (after winning the match) Hikari - And with that, (nickname) wins the match! Congratulations! Jason - No way! How could I possibly lose?!! That 15-second rule! Ugh! Jason - I'm gonna up my driving power even more. Just you wait! VS Kamilla Specs - Well, you're on the final stretch of matches now, and your next opponent will be... Kamilla - I'm Kamilla of Team Sniper. Nice to meet you. (after viewing profile) Kamilla - You beat our Honghua, didn't you? I have to say I'm quite impressed. Kamilla - Let's see if you can beat me, eh? Unfortunately for you, I'm in a different league than her. Specs - Kamilla is the vice-captain of Team Sniper, by the way. Kamilla - That's right, so you can consider this Team Sniper's revenge! Kamilla - For today's match, shall we use super low balls, since we have the opportunity? (You don't have to, but it's your call) Kamilla - With these, you can take very low trajectory shots. Feels good, you know! Kamilla - How about we start this match then? Specs - This is the second match in Rank 6. Things are heating up, wouldn't you say? (rules explanation) Specs - You'll be playing on the familiar 9H (OUT) of Course 3 with regular Match Play rules. Specs - But since it's Rank 6, we'll have to use Championship Tees! It's a really long course, in all honesty! Kamilla - Hmm, I'm more concerned with control than power, so this might put me at a slight disadvantage. Specs - It'll be fine! We'll add a funny little rule for you... A 1 stroke penalty for using Power Mode! Kamilla - What's up with that weird sounding rule!? So, I take it we can't use Power Mode, then? Specs - Well, you can use it, but you'll incur the 1 stroke penalty. I suppose that makes this a test of your memory! Kamilla - Then I'll be just fine, my memory is like a steel trap. I don't know about my opponent, though. Specs - Right. Though, I couldn't say how many people I've seen stumble after saying just that. We'll just have to play to find out what happens, eh! Specs - Oh, and you'll be playing with Normal Cups. Specs - Would you like to challenge Kamilla to a match? (say No) Specs - I see, well, come and talk to Kamilla again when you're ready. Kamilla - I'll be waiting! (say Yes) Specs - Then let the penalized Power Mode match begin! (after losing the match) Specs - Unlucky, (nickname), but the talented Kamilla is the victor! Kamilla - I knew it, no problem at all. Frankly I had expected you'd be stronger. Kamilla - I'll play you again though, if you want a rematch. Any time. Specs - Kamilla's a feisty one, isn't she? Good luck for next time! (after winning the match) Specs - (nickname) wins the match, never ceasing to amaze! Kamilla - Well played... When I heard you beat Honghua, I knew you were talented, but... Kamilla - You're even better than I expected. Team Sniper's gone into a nosedive... Kamilla - It's rather vexing, but I'd love to get a rematch with normal rules! Agh! So vexing! Specs - And we're done! Well played! VS Adam Suzuki - Just when you thought Suzuki was gone, Suzuki is back! And you know what that means. You've reached your final match of Rank 6! Hikari - Your next opponent is... Oh my goodness... are you from Team Almighty? Adam - You've come a long way. I'm Adam. I've heard you play a pretty good game. (after viewing profile) Adam - But I'm afraid your little run ends here. You may have some real heart, but I've got the brains. Suzuki - You've probably already guessed this, but Adam belongs to the highest rank. Adam - Indeed, golf is so much more than mere technique. The game challenges the intellect, and ultimately, the human spirit. Adam - When the stakes are high, do you trust yourself to make the right move? Do you have what it takes to stay composed, down to the very last swing? Adam - And, to make things even worse, have a look at this! A precious custom club!
Adam - Custom clubs are the ideal clubs, as they allow you to boost whatever
abilities please you.

Adam - If you manage to beat me, I'm perfectly willing to show you how to use
custom clubs. Although I think that's an extremely big "if".

Suzuki - Good grief, tensions are running awfully high today! Wait, it looks
like some other players from Rank 6 have come to spectate.

Jason - I couldn't miss this match. If only for the chance to see Adam in
motion.

Kamilla - Yeah, Team Almighty is such an enigma. This'll be my first time
seeing any of them play.

Jason - That must be a custon club. I've been wondering about them. I can't
wait to see how they perform.

(rules explanation)

Suzuki - Well, today's match is the 9H (OUT) of Course 4, using Championship
Tees, just what'd you expect in Rank 6.

Adam - A long course, and the Championship Tees. Everything you'd expect for
the final match of Rank 6.

Suzuki - The format is Match Play, with the special 1 stroke penalty rule for
landing in the rough, or for landing in a bunker.

Adam - The course is perilously long, combined with two types of one stroke
penalties. Very appropriate for the final match of Rank 6.

Suzuki - Spot-on analysis, Adam, as usual. And in addition to all of this...

Adam - Wait, there's more? Really?

Suzuki - There most certainly is. It's about the cups. They're teeny.

Adam - Keh heh heh, Teeny Cups, to boot? Then prepare to battle it out on the
green.

Suzuki - Exactly. Get ready for an incredible match that will put both shots 
and putts to the test. This will certainly be something to watch, oh ho ho.

Suzuki - Now, are you ready to challenge Adam?

(say No)

Specs - Of course. When you're ready, come back and speak to Adam.

Adam - Don't worry, I'll stay putt. (It's supposed to be put.)

(say Yes)

Suzuki - Begin the Rank 6 final match!

(after losing the match)

Suzuki - It seems that Adam was as skilled as they said. But it was a very
close match nonetheless.

Adam - Good match, but I seem to have won.

Adam - But for what it's worth, I hardly ever lose. Come back for more, once
you think you're ready!

Adam - Oh, here's an idea that might be of use.

Adam - There's nothing to learn from a victory, but there is everything to
learn from a defeat.

Adam - Think of this loss as an opportunity to learn. And, just give me the
word if you want to try again.

(after winning the match)

Suzuki - That's right! (nickname) has won the match!

Adam - Hrk! I've disgraced Team Almighty... What will I ever tell my 
teammates?

Adam - I can't believe this is really happening. It must be luck...No, wait,
it could actually be skill.

Adam - Well, one thing is clear. You are my next target. I will practice until
I am fit to defeat you!

Adam - And it won't be easy, now that you're able to use custom clubs.

Suzuki - This is very exciting! A custom club! I can't wait to see what 
abilities it has.

Jason - I can't believe Adam lost. Those Teeny Cups sure are scary.

Kamilla - You blame the Teeny Cups?! Well, I don't like them either, but...

Jason - (I didn't even know that Team Almighty had any other members... what's
that all about!?)

Hikari - You've completed Rank 6, the highest numbered rank! Congratulations!

Specs - There are lots of hot players in the higher ranks, so don't give up!

Hikari - Specs is saying what he always says... Does this mean there's 
something about Rank 6?!

Suzuki - Beyond Rank 6 is the Special Rank. The Special Rank could well be 
home to some very tricky opponents.

Hikari - "Could well be?" Even the president doesn't know?

Suzuki - Err, I'm afraid not... But I have a feeling this battle is far from
over!

                          Revenge VS Characters

Each revenge match can only happen once per day and a random character appears
each day. You can close the application and reopen it to possibly get a 
different VS character. This can be useful if you want to get Kato right away
so you can get the rest of the fish from each course including the newly
opened Imperial Garden course in the Special Rank. These will again be in the
same order as they would appear in each rank. All matches, however, are Match
Play format matches with random rules. DLC courses you may have installed can
also be selected as the course to play on for that match. Even if you lose the
VS match, that's ok. You can try again just like every other time. All Revenge
VS characters are much tougher and Adam has raised his golf level to 14.
Everybody else is level 13. Good luck defeating them all again!

                            Revenge VS Tomomi

Tomomi - Oh, hello, I'm Tomomi! Remember me?

(after viewing profile)

Hikari - Tomomi has been practicing hard since her recent defeat.

Tomomi - Tee hee hee. I've done more than just practice. I'm all leveled-up! 
My old game was an embarrassment.

Tomomi - Now, I can drive 270Y with a 1W! Try and beat that!

Tomomi - Hey, I know, let's have a rematch! Check me out. It's a new outfit!

Tomomi - I'm all dolled up like a real celebrity, now! It's all yours if you
can beat me!

(short rules explanation)

Hikari - Here are the rules for this match.

Hikari - Now, are you ready to challenge Tomomi?

(say No)

Hikari - Yes, of course. Just speak to Tomomi when you're ready.

Tomomi - I'll be around!

(say Yes)

Hikari - Best of luck to both of you!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - There you have it. Tomomi wins the match!

Tomomi - Hooray! The taste of sweet revenge!

Hikari - You almost had her. I must say, both of you have improved quite a bit.

Tomomi - Come back at any time to play another match! Bye!

(after winning the match)

Hikari - There you have it. (nickname) wins the match!

Tomomi - My goodness, you're really good. I lose again.

Tomomi - But thanks anyway, for giving me a chance!

Hikari - Fantastic match, both of you!

                            Revenge VS Gabriel

Gabriel - I'm Gabriel! Remember me?

(after viewing profile)

Gabriel - Soccer's still my game, but I've really been working on my golf.

Gabriel - Now I can juggle the ball with a club, and I even hit a few homing
balls!

Gabriel - Let's play a match together! If I lose, you can have this outfit!

(short rules explanation)

Specs - Oh and by the way, these are the rules for this match.

Specs - Now, are you ready to challenge Gabriel?

(say No)

Specs - Very well. Just speak to Gabriel again when you're ready.

Gabriel - See you around!

(say Yes)

Specs - Have a good match, both of you!

(after losing the match)

Specs - Great match. Gabriel wins!

Gabriel - I win! Yeah, you'd better believe it!

Specs - You almost had him. But Gabriel has really been practicing.

Gabriel - Talk to me at any point for a rematch.

(after winning the match)

Specs - Amazing match. (nickname) wins!

Gabriel - Aww, I lost. I guess golf isn't that much like soccer.

Gabriel - Thanks for playing me!

Specs - Fantastic match, both of you!

                            Revenge VS Cindy

Cindy - Hi, remember me? Cindy! How are you?

(after viewing profile)

Specs - Cindy seems to have been quite fastidious after brushing up on her 
golf game.

Cindy - I couldn't believe that Team Euro went down in flames. But it forced
me to kick-start my game.

Cindy - Let's try a match, it's been so long! I'll give you my outfit if you
win.

(short rules explanation)

Specs - Oh and by the way, these are the rules for this match.

Specs - Now, are you ready to challenge Cindy?

(say No)

Hikari - Very well. Just speak to Cindy again when you're ready.

Cindy - Don't be a stranger! Bye for now!

(say Yes)

Specs - Best of luck to both of you!

(after losing the match)

Specs - Great match. Cindy wins!

Cindy - Amazing! I really did it! This is cool! (music note)

Specs - She practiced her heart out. I think she deserved this.

Cindy - Come back at any time to play another match! Bye!

(after winning the match)

Specs - Great match. (nickname) wins!

Cindy - Yikes! Not even close. You really are good! (music note)

Cindy - Thanks for playing me! And best of luck! (music note)

Specs - Fantastic match, both of you!

                            Revenge VS Ryoko

Ryoko - Hi there. I'm Ryoko. Remember me?

(after viewing profile)

Ryoko - I'm the vice-captain of EG Girls, so I've really practiced myself
silly.

Hikari - There isn't a single EG Girl who doesn't put in the extra effort,
every chance they get.

Ryoko - Hah hah hah. I can't stand losing, right? So I hit the links that
much harder.

Ryoko - Let's get a match going, shall we? If I lose I'll give you my outfit.

(short rules explanation)

Hikari - Here are the rules for this match.

Hikari - Now, are you ready to challenge Ryoko?

(say No)

Hikari - Very well. Just speak to Ryoko again when you're ready.

Ryoko - Catch you later, then.

(say Yes)

Hikari - Well then, good luck with the match, both of you!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - Great match. Ryoko wins!

Ryoko - Hooray! I finally did it! (music note)

Hikari - That was a very close game. Ryoko must have practiced really hard.

Ryoko - Just tell me if you want to go again! See you later, then!

(after winning the match)

Hikari - Great match, (nickname) wins!

Ryoko - Hmm. You really are good. I lose again.

Ryoko - But thanks for giving me another chance.

Hikari - Fantastic match, both of you!

                            Revenge VS Takamori

Takamori - Osu. There you are. Takamori, remember?

(after viewing profile)

Takamori - Heh heh, I've been training like you wouldn't believe. Look at my
stats!

Takamori - I can drive over 290 yards now! We need to have a rematch!

Takamori - If I lose...Well, you've heard it a million times. No need to say 
it again.

(short rules explanation)

Specs - Here are the rules for this match.

Specs - Now, are you ready to challenge Takamori?

(say No)

Specs - Very well. Just speak to Takamori again when you're ready.

Takamori - See you around, then.

(say Yes)

Specs - Best of luck to both of you!

(after losing the match)

Specs - Great match. The winner is Takamori!

Takamori - Yeah, you bet! I win again!

Takamori - Heh heh! I never refuse a fight! Step up for a rematch anytime!

(after winning the match)

Specs - Great match. (nickname) wins!

Takamori - Oi oi! How could I lose like this again! D***!

Takamori - You really are good. Bye, now.

Specs - Fantastic match, both of you!

                             Revenge VS Boris

Boris - Well, where have you been. I'm Boris, remember? How are your 
cart-driving skills these days?

(after viewing profile)

Boris - What's that? You need more speed? That must mean that you've become
quite skilled.

Boris - Very well, why not have ourselves a match? If you beat me, I'll give
you a faster cart.

Boris - It's super fast! But I am not the same Boris as before. You won't beat
me easily, I'm afraid.

(short rules explanation)

Hikari - Here are the rules for this match.

Hikari - Now, are you ready to challenge Boris?

(say No)

Hikari - Very well. Just speak to Boris again when you're ready.

Boris - Don't leave me in the cold! I'll be waiting.

(say Yes)

Hikari - Best of luck to both of you!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - Great match. Boris wins!

Boris - Oh, what a shame. I seem to have won. (Sigh) Perhaps you're not ready
for a faster cart.

Boris - Until you challenge me again. Farewell!

(after winning the match)

Hikari - Great match. (nickname) wins!

Boris - Good job, you win! As promised, I'll give you a cart to tear up the
course in!

Boris - It's got more horsepower than the last, so be a bit cautious when 
you're behind the wheel.

Hikari - Fantastic match, both of you!

                             Revenge VS Mayu

Mayu - Oh, hi there. Where've you been? I'm Mayu, remember?

(after viewing profile)

Mayu - I have to say, that last battle of ours really bummed me out. I played
this old RPG for like 80 hours, just to forget how badly I did.

Mayu - But I also put in some serious practice hours. I'm better than I was
before, definitely.

Mayu - I've even started scoring some eagles. Really. Wanna see what I can do?

(short rules explanation)

Specs - Here are the rules for this match.

Specs - Now, are you ready to challenge Mayu?

(say No)

Specs - Very well. Just speak to Mayu again when you're ready.

Mayu - I'll be waiting. Bye!

(say Yes)

Specs - Well then, good luck with the match, both of you!

(after losing the match)

Specs - Great match. The winner is Mayu!

Mayu - Are you serious? I win? Oh, amazing!

Specs - Mayu has really raised the bar.

Mayu - Come back anytime, I'm game!

(after winning the match)

Specs - Great match. (nickname) wins!

Mayu - You really are good. I might not ever beat you!

Mayu - Guess at this rate, I'll never score that free game. I'm getting close 
though, maybe next time, huh!

Specs - Well, great match, both of you!

                            Revenge VS Pancho

Pancho - Yeah! Where've you been!? I'm Pancho, remember?

(after viewing profile)

Pancho - Heh heh heh, I've still got my mask on, see? All real men have sweet
trademarks.

Pancho - But you really have to keep it fresh. Don't you think this suits me
better?

Pancho - All right then, let's have a match? But I have to warn you, I've been
practicing hard.

(short rules explanation)

Hikari - Here are the rules for this match.

Hikari - Now, are you ready to challenge Pancho?

(say No)

Hikari - Very well. Just speak to Pancho again when you're ready.

Pancho - I'll be right here. Speak with you later.

(say Yes)

Hikari - Best of luck to both of you!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - Great match. Pancho wins!

Pancho - Yesss! Did I win?! All that practice paid off.

Pancho - Let's play again soon. I'll be right here! See you around.

(after winning the match)

Hikari - Great match. (nickname) wins!

Pancho - Awg, I lost again! How did you ever get so good!

Pancho - Maybe you'd consider forming a Masked Man duo with me?

Hikari - Well, great match, both of you!

                             Revenge VS Lena

Lena - Oh, I remember you. How've you been? Lena, remember? It's been a while.

(after viewing profile)

Lena - Oh, look at me. I'm wearing a cute costume today. Isn't it really cool?

Lena - Er, what? You want it? Well, you'll have to fight for it. But be 
careful! I've levelled-up quite a bit. (supposed to be leveled)

Lena - You might have to drive 300Y to beat me now! Shall we give it a shot
anyway?

(short rules explanation)

Hikari - Here are the rules for this match.

Hikari - Now, are you ready to challenge Lena?

(say No)

Hikari - Very well. Just speak to Lena again when you're ready.

Lena - I'll be right here! Byeee!

(say Yes)

Hikari - Best of luck to both of you!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - Great match. Lena wins!

Lena - Heh heh, I won. So sorry...

Lena - You can always challenge me again. Byeee!

(after winning the match)

Hikari - Great match. (nickname) wins!

Lena - Wow, you really are good. I give up.

Lena - Hah hah hah, let's try a date next time, shall we? (music note)

Hikari - Fantastic match, both of you!

                            Revenge VS Honghua

Honghua - Oh, I've seen you before. The name's Honghua, how's it going?

(after viewing profile)

Honghua - I'm always pretty psyched! I've been training like mad since I lost
though!

Suzuki - Seems like Honghua has improved a lot since last time, ha ha!

Honghua - I sure have! I can sometimes hit tee shots over 300 yards, y'know!
Let's have another match!

Honghua - Alllll right! I'm telling you I won't lose this time though! If I
lose, I'll even give you the clothes off my back!

(short rules explanation)

Suzuki - Here are the rules this time.

Suzuki - Would you like to challenge Honghua to a match?

(say No)

Suzuki - Alright then, talk to Honghua again when you're ready.

Honghua - I'll be waiting! Later!

(say Yes)

Suzuki - Good luck to you both!

(after losing the match)

Suzuki - Well played, but Honghua wins the match!

Honghua - Woohoo! I won! So glad the training paid off!

Honghua - You'll improve with a bit of training, too! Challenge me again when
you do!

(after winning the match)

Suzuki - Great game. (nickname) wins the match!

Honghua - Wow, you're really, really good! Can't believe I still lost after
all that training.

Honghua - There are plenty of other strong players here though. Good luck
against them too!

Suzuki - It was a great match. Well played the both of you!

                             Revenge VS Kato

Kato - Hello, it's me, Kato. Been a while!

(after viewing profile)

Kato - By the way, how's your fishing game? Isn't catching a biggun the most
wonderful feeling?

Kato - Wouldn't it be nice to fill up the encyclopedia nice and quickly, eh.
Oh, and just so you know, I've really improve my golf game of late.

Kato - So, if you beat me again...

Kato - I'll make it so you can use more expensive bait when you fish. Just
thinking about all those new fish you could reel in has me excited!

(short rules explanation)

Specs - How's that for enticing! Oh, and by the by, here are the rules for 
this coming match.

Specs - Would you like to challenge Kato to a match?

(say No)

Specs - I see, come back and talk to Kato when you're ready.

Kato - I'll be waiting. Bye for now!

(say Yes)

Specs - Good luck to you both!

(after losing the match)

Specs - Well played, but Kato wins the match!

Kato - Dear oh dear, I seem to have won! No expensive bait for you until you
beat me though, remember!

Kato - So, come and challenge me again, whenever you like. See ya later, bye!

(after winning the match)

Specs - Great game. (nickname) wins the match!

Kato - Woof! You're still too good for me. I lose!

Kato - Well, just as I promised then...

Kato - You can now choose more expensive bait when you fish! Congratulations!
And celebrations!

Kato - There are some rare fish that will only bite at expensive bait, you
know. Best of luck fishing them up and filling out your encyclopedia!

Specs - Fantastic match, both of you!

                             Revenge VS Laura

Laura - Nice to see you again, it's me, Laura. You look like you're doing 
good!

(after viewing profile)

Laura - Actually, you seem a little different. I can tell you've got better!

Laura - But I haven't been slacking either, sorry but I can easily hit over 
300 yards now!

Hikari - Indeed, Laura can hit further than ever.

Laura - Oh yes, I've put in time doing some special training. Why don't we
have a match, since it's been so long?

(short rules explanation)

Hikari - Then allow me to explain the rules.

Hikari - Would you like to challenge Laura to a match?

(say No)

Hikari - I see, come back and talk to Laura when you're ready.

Laura - I'll be waiting!

(say Yes)

Hikari - Good luck both of you!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - Well played, Laura wins the match! Unlucky there, (nickname).

Laura - Woohoo! I won! I've definitely improved, right?

Laura - I'd be happy to replay you any time. Thanks for the game then. Bye!

(after winning the match)

Hikari - Well played, (nickname) is the winner of the match!

Laura - I lost again? You're far too good! And I was pretty confident this
time...

Laura - Thanks for the rematch, hope you keep at it, champ!

                            Revenge VS Toraji

Toraji - Oi, I've seen you before, ain't I? From back when...

(after viewing profile)

Toraji - Oh yeah, this is perfec'! You're the one who beat me, ain'tcha!?

Specs - It seems Toraji's been putting in a lot of practice since last
time...somewhat secretly...

Toraji - Hahaha, I've grown up a lot since then. You ain't gonna beat me this
time! No-one is!

(short rules explanation)

Specs - Right, sorry to intrude but the rules will be as follows:

Specs - Would you like to challenge Toraji to a match?

(say No)

Specs - I understand. Talk to Toraji again once you're ready.

Toraji - Laters. Hurry it up and we'll have a match, yeah?

(say Yes)

Specs - W-well, good luck to the both of you!

(after losing the match)

Specs - Well, looks like Toraji pulled it out of the bag! Unlucky, (nickname).

Toraji - That's right. Yer all talk intcha! You ain't got nothin' on me!

Toraji - Get serious the next time, yeah. Later.

(after winning the match)

Specs - Well, I'm terribly sorry Toraji, but (nickname) is the victor.

Toraji - What are you on about!? I can't have lost again! You're some kind of
golf fiend, you are!

Toraji - Pfff, guess I don't have much of a chance against ya, after getting
beat down so bad.

Toraji - Thanks bud!

Specs - W-w-well played.

                            Revenge VS Nicole

Nicole - Hey, long time. It's me, Nicole. Doing alright?

(after viewing profile)

Nicole - You look like you've toughened up a bit since I last saw you!

Nicole - I haven't exactly been slacking either though, I've been eating 
nothing but Korean barbecue every day for that sweet protein! Hitting over 300
yards isn't even a thing for me now.

Specs - Everyone's been training like mad to have another crack!

Nicole - So, how about a match, since it's been so long? I should warn you
though, I'm feeling pretty strong today!

(short rules explanation)

Specs - Here are the rules for this match.

Specs - Would you like to challenge Nicole to a match?

(say No)

Specs - I see, then talk to Nicole once you're ready.

Nicole - Looking forward to it, come back soon!

(say Yes)

Specs - Best of luck to both of you!

(after losing the match)

Specs - Unlucky, (nickname), but Nicole is the winner of the match.

Nicole - Woohoo, I won! I'm so psyched!

Nicole - Thanks for the game, you can challenge me again any time, you know.
Later!

(after winning the match)

Specs - And with that, (nickname) is the winner! Congratulations!

Nicole - I lost again? You're way too good! Darn, that's two losses now...

Nicole - Thanks for the rematch, don't worry though, I'm gonna keep at it!

                             Revenge VS Paul

Paul - How do you do!? Paul's the name, captain of Team Euro.

(after viewing profile)

Paul - I must admit since losing face in our last encounter, I've been busy
hatching a new strategy.

Hikari - Oh, how exciting! Have you been doing some kind of special training?

Paul - Heh heh! Behold, my very own custom club! I won't lose to anyone while
I have this!

Hikari - So you blamed the club I see? Many do, I suppose.

Paul - Ha-ha! Say what you like! All's fair and love and war, and this time I
mean WAR!

(short rules explanation)

Hikari - Right, well, here are the rules:

Hikari - Would you like to challenge Paul to a match?

(say No)

Hikari - I see, well, come back and talk to Paul again once you're ready.

Paul - I'll be waiting! Cheerio!

(say Yes)

Hikari - Best of luck to both of you!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - Well done Paul, that custom club seems to have made all the 
difference. Unlucky, (nickname).

Paul - Ha-ha! What a sharp tongue you have, my dear. Well, I won't pretend it
didn't affect my game at all...

Paul - You should challenge me again once you've improved your club somewhat,
eh! I'm looking forward to it already!

(after winning the match)

Hikari - Paul lost again, I see. Even with that custom clue of his (phew).

Paul - Oh, what else could I possibly do... Tradition failed me last time, and
now the newest technology...

Hikari - Y-yes, so it seems. Well, golf isn't all about competition, it's
playing the game that counts. Try and enjoy yourself!

Paul - Wiser words were never spoken. I love golf! Why should I worry about
anything else!

Hikari - Ahh, I'm glad to see such a change of heart.

Paul - Yes, yes, it was most enlightening. Don't you forget to enjoy yourself
too, eh!

                             Revenge VS Jason

Jason - Nice to see you again, it's me, Jason. You look like you're doing
good!

(after viewing profile)

Jason - I lost last time, but I've been training extra hard, and I'm more
powerful than ever, man!

Jason - I gotta take this new power out for a test drive, so how about you 
ride shotgun? Don't chicken out on me, okay?

(short rules explanation)

Hikari - Here are the rules for this match.

Hikari - Would you like to challenge Jason to a match?

(say No)

Hikari - I see, well, come back and talk to Jason again once you're ready.

Jason - Come back real soon!

(say Yes)

Hikari - Good luck to the both of you!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - Well played and good game. Jason wins the match!

Jason - Ha-hah! How do you like me now! I've gotten so good, like, d******!
Power is all you need, man!

Jason - Hey, I'll replay you whenever, so hit me up!

(after winning the match)

Hikari - Great match. (nickname) wins! Incredible!

Jason - No way! I can hit like that and STILL lose? How are you even winning?

Hikari - Well, power isn't everything...

Jason - Alright, alright, take it easy on me why don't you! ...I mean, you 
have a point though...

Hikari - Fear not, it is only through losing that one may discover their
weaknesses. At any rate, well played, the both of you.

                            Revenge VS Kamilla

Kamilla - ...Who...who are you?!

(after viewing profile)

Specs - Kamilla, it's (nickname), you've played together before.

Kamilla - Oh? ...Oh, yes, I remember. Since that loss, I've somewhat lost
confidence in my memory...

Specs - The rule was that using Power Mode incurs a 1 stroke penalty, correct?
Everyone ends up subconsciously focusing on that, don't they...

Kamilla - But that's just fine! If that rule hadn't been in place, I would
have won!

Specs - Same as ever, I see. Well, since it's been a while, why don't we use a
different rule?

Kamilla - Fine. Yes. Please! I won't lose this time!

(short rules explanation)

Specs - Here are the rules for this match.

Specs - Would you like to challenge Kamilla to a match?

(say No)

Specs - I see, well, come and talk to Kamilla again when you're ready.

Kamilla - I'll be waiting!

(after losing the match)

Specs - Unlucky (nickname), but Kamilla certainly is tough, isn't she.

Kamilla - Hmph, I'd expected more of you. Couldn't you miss a few less shots?

Kamilla - Let me give you some advice. It's when you're feeling the most
confident you're most likely to make poor decisions.

Kamilla - Try not to have too much confidence in yourself, and you might make
the wiser choice.

Kamilla - Let's play another match sometime. See you.

Specs - Still as fierce as ever, Kamilla.

(after winning the match)

Specs - (nickname) wins the match, never ceasing to amaze!

Kamilla - I thought... I thought I knew how strong you were from what I'd
heard...

Kamilla - You're even better than I'd imagine.

Kamilla - Well, I can only congratulate you on your victory. And all the best
for the future!

Specs - Well played the both of you!

                             Revenge VS Adam

Adam - Oh, you...the one who got away.

(after viewing profile)

Adam - You've come at the perfect time. I've created a masterpiece, and now 
I've someone to show it to.

Suzuki - A masterpiece?! Has Adam created a new custom club?!

Adam - Precisely. And it's a rare beauty indeed. You've never seen anything 
like it.

Adam - Now, let the duel begin! I will have my revenge, for my previous
disgrace!

(short rules explanation)

Suzuki - Here are the rules this time.

Suzuki - Now, are you ready to challenge Adam?

(say No)

Specs - Of course. When you're ready, come back and speak to Adam.

Adam - Don't worry, I'll stay putt. (supposed to be put)

(say Yes)

Suzuki - Best of luck to both of you!

(after losing the match)

Suzuki - There you have it. Adam wins the match! Very close game, (nickname).

Adam - Can you believe this custom club? It's the product of numerous attempts.

Adam - Come back again for another shot. I never back down from a challenge.

(after winning the match)

Suzuki - (nickname) has won the match! Success yet again!

Adam - Hrk, how can this be... I've lost twice to you... Your skills are
unfathomable!

Adam - Even with THIS club, it'sno use... I bow down to you in utter defeat.

Adam - Oh and one more thing, developing a custom club boosts its abilities,
allowing you to strive for higher levels of play.

Adam - I will enjoy seeing how far you can take this. Farewell, for now.

Suzuki - Great match, both of you!

                           Secret VS Characters

                                VS Thomas

Hikari - Hi there, Hikari here. Your next opponent is skilled in more than
just golf.

Thomas - G'day, I'm Thomas! People say I'm just a little strange, but I get
along just the same!

(after reading profile)

Thomas -, Well, I do love the outdoors. But you know, the indoors aren't too
bad, either.

Hikari - Aargh! A little difficult to work out already!

Hikari - But Thomas is a rare character that you can only encounter by scoring
50 birdies.

Thomas - Oh, stop calling me a rare character. I'm just fascinated by how many
birdies other people score.

Hikari - We've also heard that Thomas is an accomplished swimmer. He's famous
for it here on Golf Island.

Thomas - Oh, stop that, please. I love golf, and I happen to be a decent
swimmer, that's all.

Thomas - Right, I have an amazing idea! If you beat me, I'll teach you how to
swim!

Thomas - Swim in the ponds, swim across the sea, it's all very refreshing! But
only if you defeat me, mind you!

Hikari - Sounds like fun! Now, let's go over the format.

(rules explanation)

Hikari - This match will be played on the 9H (OUT) of Course 1. Ooh, a bit of
a blast from the past, isn't it?

Hikari - But being a match between masters, we'll be hitting from Long Tees.
Remember, you'll need to hit further than usual.

Hikari - As for the cups, we'll be making use of everyone's favorite Teeny
Cups.

Thomas - Shiver me timbers, what a putt-off.

Hikari - Yes, a test of both puts and shots. And furthermore, there's a 
penalty for taking more than 15 seconds to shoot!

Thomas - That's quite a jumble of rules for one match.

Hikari - But if you win, you'll be allowed to swim on Golf Island! What a 
great opportunity!

Hikari - Now, are you ready to challenge Thomas?

(say No)

Hikari - Of course. When you're ready, come back and speak to Thomas.

Thomas - See you around sometime!

(say Yes)

Hikari - The format is Match Play with loads of extra rules. Okay, let the
match begin!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - Thomas has won the match! But it was very close.

Thomas - Horray, I did it! Pretty good, wouldn't you say?

Thomas - We'll have to play again soon! If you win, I'll teach you how to 
swim. See you again, mate!

Hikari - That's a pity. Try again some other time!

(after winning the match)

Hikari - (nickname) has won the match! Amazing!

Thomas - Wow, you really did me in. What absolutely amazing skill!

Thomas - Ah, no! I haven't forgotten! You're eager to swim! Okay then!

Thomas - Then, swimming there shall be! Jump in a pond or the and press the
square button repeatedly. That's all there is to it.

Hikari - Still, this is wonderful, now you can swim! Great match, too!

                                 VS Shuri

Specs - Your next opponent is Shuri, making a very rare appearance.

Shuri - Hello, I'm Shuri, former leader of the EG Girls.

(after viewing profile)

Shuri - I can hardly believe you even found me!

Specs - Rumor has it Shuri only appears after scoring 100 official birdies.

Specs - Shuri may look rather modest and reserved, but her golf skills are
absolutely incredible!

Shuri - I hear you defeated Tomomi, Ryoko, and even the new leader Lena. That
certainly says something.

Shuri - I once had the honor of leading the EG Girls, and so it's only
appropriate that I have revenge.

(rules explanation)

Specs - There you have it. This match will be played on the 9H (IN) of Course
2.

Specs - Let's go with Long Tees this time. And compete with a 9H Match Play
format.

Specs - We'll be playing with everyone's favorite Mega Cups, with a special
rule added.

Specs - Each usage of Power Mode will incur a 1 stroke penalty. A test of
memory, if nothing else.

Shuri - Then I just have to remember this, right? I don't expect that to be a
problem.

Specs - Yes, that's what they all say. But Power Mode is a difficult habit to
break.

Specs - Are you ready to challenge Shuri then?

(say No)

Specs - Of course. When you're ready, come back and speak to Shuri.

Shuri - I'll be right here!

(say Yes)

Specs - Then, let the match begin!

(after losing the match)

Specs - Pity... Shuri has won the match!

Shuri - I win! Maybe this will restore the esteem of the EG Girls.

Shuri - I hope we meet again sometime soon! Goodbye, then.

(after winning the match)

Specs - (nickname) has won the match! Incredible!

Shuri - I lost. Now you've defeated every member of the EG Girls, active or
not.

Tomomi - Ooh no, even Shuri's lost.

Ryoko - That is one amazing golfer! All four of us need to get together, and
practice like mad!

Lena - Maybe you could make a glorious return to the EG Girls?

Shuri - Maybe! I have a feeling they'll need me to!

Specs - Anyway, great match, both of you!

                                 VS Alice

Suzuki - Hello hello again. Suzuki here. Your next opponent is a very rare
character.

Alice - I'm Alice. I hardly ever turn up, but here I am!

(after reading profile)

Suzuki - Alice is a rare character who only appears after making 20 eagles.

Alice - Play nice, okay? I'm only a kid! I'll get real mad if you go all out!

Alice - Buuut, if you beat me, I'll give you a prize. Only if you win 
thouuuugh!

(rules explanation)

Suzuki - The match will be played in the 9H (IN) of Course 3.

Suzuki - We'll be using the Long Tees, and playing with Tornado Cups.

Alice - Tornadoes! Nice! Whoever makes the most chip-ins wins!

Suzuki - That's about right. But why do an ordinary Match Play, when we can
have so much more?

Suzuki - Each time you hit a tree, a 1 stroke penalty will be enforced.

Alice - Hitting a tree means a penalty? Then, just don't hit trees, right?

Suzuki - Well, yes, but... It's easier said than done, Alice.

Suzuki - Now, are you ready to challenge Alice?

(say No)

Suzuki - Of course. When you're ready, come back and speak to Alice.

Alice - Seeya later!

(say Yes)

Suzuki - Okay, then let's start the match!

(after losing the match)

Suzuki - That's a shame. Alice has won the match.

Alice - Yippee! I win! Thank you very much.

Alice - Next time you can play your best game! Byeee.

Suzuki - Ah, she's a sweet girl.

(after winning the match)

Suzuki - (nickname) has won the match! This is amazing!

Alice - Hmm, I lost. You're really good. Yay, respect!!

Alice - But there are lots of stronger opponents here! Best of luck! I'll be
cheering for you!

Alice - Be extra careful of anyone on Team Almighty! Byeee!

Suzuki - Aw, she's such a dear, even after losing.

                                 VS Souha

Hikari - Hello, your next opponent is Souha, who appears for scoring 150 
birdies.

Souha - Hello, I'm Souha. Pleasure to meet you. I am the captain of Team
Thwack.

(after viewing profile)

Souha - Oh yes, I hear you've already played some of my teammates, but, well,
they hardly compare to me in hitting distance.

Souha - But unlike dear Jason, I know that distance isn't everything.

Souha - Which is why I thought I'd try out this Pin Hole Club today.

Souha - I can hit far enough unaided, and with the improved control this club
will grant me, I've got my bases covered!

(rules explanation)

Hikari - This match will be played on the 9H (IN) of Course 4, using Long Tees
with a Match Play format.

Hikari - That's a lot of distance, but not to fret, we're using Mega Cups this
time!

Souha - Hmm! Mega Cups! Then, we'll hit eagles every time!

Hikari - Yes, maybe so. Also, we've tried setting the course to a glowing
sunset, making for a warm ambience, and a brilliant sky.

Souha - Well, that's amazing. I'd better make sure I'm not entranced by the
beautiful setting sun.

Hikari - Right. Now, are you ready to challenge Souha?

(say No)

Hikari - Of course. When you're ready, come back and speak to Souha.

Souha - I'm not going anywhere.

(say Yes)

Hikari - Then, let's begin the match with these rules!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - Souha has won the match! I'm very sorry, (nickname).

Souha - Hah! My victory is undeniable. As is the strength of Team Thwack!

Souha - But I hope you come back for more, very soon. See you!

(after winning the match)

Hikari - You won this match, (nickname)! Congratulations.

Souha - Aiya, I lost! What will I tell Laura and Jason... D***...

Souha - I guess that's the end of Team Thwack...

Souha - But I learned a lot from this match anyway. Keep up the good work!

                                VS Suzuki

Suzuki - Hello, hello, your old pal Suzuki here, nice to see you!

Hikari - Hello, Hikari here. Today's match will be agaaainst...

Hikari - Oh, I don't think anyone's here, yet...

Suzuki - Oh ho ho! I'm very much certain someone IS here.

Hikari - Hm? But we're the only ones around.

Suzuki - Well, one person is most certainly here. Before your very eyes!

Suzuki - Ha-haa! Your opponent is this match will be none other than me, 
myself and I!

(after viewing profile)

Hikari - Whaa? Chairman, y-you'll be playing?! Psst...this wasn't in the
script!

Suzuki - Well, I just couldn't resist, seeing how everyone else has been so
expertly dispatched.

Hikari - I'm sorry to contradict you sir, but considering the strength of your
opponent, I don't think you of all people should...

Hikari - I-I'm terribly sorry!!

Suzuki - Hahaha, relax, I can understand your logic. In the past, I might have
come to the same conclusion.

Hikari - Do you mean to say you have some kind of plan?

Suzuki - Oh yes. I can finally reveal I've been doing some rather covert
strength training. And that's not all!

Suzuki - By sheer chance, an incredible custom club has somehow found its way
into my hands!

Suzuki - A monstrous club, hypothetically capable of driving over 310 yards!

Hikari - T-that's amazing! 310 yards! What an incredible invention!

Suzuki - Indeed. I knew I had to compete as soon as it was made!

Suzuki - Well then, Hikari, please do proceed as normal.

(rules explanation)

Hikari - O-of course. This match will take place on an old favorite, the 9H 
(IN) of Course 1.

Hikari - We'll be using the standard Match Play format, with Championship
Tees, so make sure you can hit hard and far!

Hikari - And as a special treat for the chairman, we'll be using those Teeny
Cups he loves so much, hehe...

Suzuki - Ha ha ha! Yes, this is how it should feel to be a competition! By the
way, I'm awfully fond of both Championship Tees AS WELL AS Teeny Cups!

Hikari - I'm glad you're rising to the occasion, sir. Well then, let's also
make sure there'll be strong winds.

Suzuki - Ohh goody, I do like to play with strong wind. Come on, what else do
have you got? Ha ha!

Hikari - Erm, well, how about we say that hitting into the rough incurs a 1
stroke penalty, hmm?

Suzuki - W-wait a minute. With all these rules, it's getting a little hard to
keep track.

Hikari - Well, I suppose we'll stop there, then.

Hikari - Would you like to challenge Chairman Suzuki to a match?

(say No)

Hikari - I see, talk to Chairman Suzuki when you're ready.

Suzuki - I'm a-waiting!

(say Yes)

Hikari - Finally, a chance to face off against Chairman Suzuki. Let the match
begin!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - Chairman Suzuki wins, unlucky there!

Suzuki - Oh my goodness, it was such, SUCH great fun! Who knew I had it in 
me!

Hikari - Well, the custom club certainly played its part to a tee.

Suzuki - Hmph! Well, yes, I suppose it must have helped a teeny bit.

Suzuki - Well, don't worry, you can challenge me again any time you like. I'll
be waiting till you do!

Hikari - Fantastic match, both of you!

(after winning the match)

Hikari - (nickname) wins the match! I'm terribly sorry, Chairman.

Suzuki - Phew, I understand how all your opponents must have felt. Losing's no
fun at all, it can be raaather vexing, can't it?

Hikari - Well, in your case, sir, losing with that ridiculous club is a little
different.

Suzuki - Oh, Hikari, you wound me. You've cut me to the very bone!

Hikari - Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I mean, I've never seen a club like it in all my
life, and without thinking I...

Suzuki - OKAY! That's enough! Th-thanks. Hikari, you'd know how it felt if 
you'd been the one who lost, haha.

Hikari - Anyway, you've defeated the chairman in rude fashion. 
Congratulations!

                                VS Hikari

Hikari - Hello, long time no see, it's Hikari.

Suzuki - Nice to see you doing well, Suzuki here! Well then, your next 
opponent is...

Suzuki - Oh, I um, don't think anyone's quite made it here yet.

Hikari - I disagree sir, a challenger is most certainly here!

Suzuki - What! There's no-one else around!

Hikari - Right in front of you, Chairman, right here!

Suzuki - Ohhhh, you don't mean... Not this again!

Hikari - Yes indeed I do! I'll be playing this time!

(after viewing profile)

Suzuki - Wow, you've even dressed for the occasion I see, Hikari. So you're
going to take the challenge? Um, I didn't see that anywhere in the script...

Hikari - I am! I'd like to play too! After seeing you play last time, 
Chairman, I plucked up the courage!

Suzuki - I-I see... But I just happened to get my hands on an amazing custom
club, purely by chance, so...

Suzuki - OH WAIT! This doesn't mean--

Hikari - Indeed it does! I've got an even better custom club than yours, Mr.
Chairman!

Suzuki - You what now!? A better custom club than mine!?

Hikari - Yes, have a look! It's estimated to be able to hit 320 yards! And it
has truly wicked Back Door ability.

Suzuki - W-what a monstrous club! I-is your family super rich or what?

Hikari - Ah-hah, nothing like that sir. It was just dumb luck! But isn't it
fantastic!?

Suzuki - Hikari, I'm too jealous for words. Anyway, you may have some fancy
equipment, but do you have the skills to make the most of it?

Hikari - I like to think so. After all, I've spectated a great deal of these
challenge matches now, haven't I? I've been doing my homework!

Hikari - I've put in plenty of time in the lab, as they say. Well then sir,
would you please continue as normal?

(rules explanation)

Suzuki - O-okay then. This match will be played on the 9H (OUT) of Course 3.
Brimming with resort vibes!

Suzuki - We'll use the standard Match Play format with Championship Tees, to
make sure you've got the distance to go the distance.

Suzuki - Oh, so what cups should we use? I think it has to be Teeny Cups,
doesn't it?

Hikari - I thought you might say that. Which is why I made it so my club
excels at Back Door shots!

Suzuki - What thorough preparation! Then let's say that hitting into the rough
incurs a 1 stroke penalty.

Suzuki - And, to double down on the rules, bunkers will also incur a 1 stroke
penalty!

Suzuki - And...AND! Using Power Mode will ALSO incur a 1 stroke penalty. 
TRIPLE THREAT!

Hikari - Sir, you're starting to sound like a television shopping channel. If
you add too many rules, you won't be able to remember them yourself!

Suzuki - Haa, it's true. Ok, then let's leave it at that. Well then, are the
both of you ready?

Suzuki - Would you like to challenge Hikari to a match?

(say No)

Suzuki - I see, just talk to Hikari when you're ready.

Hikari - I'll be waiting! Bye for now!

(say Yes)

Suzuki - Then it's a match against my assistant Hikari! Let's begin!

(after losing the match)

Suzuki - Unlucky, but Hikari wins the match!

Hikari - Woohoo! I won! I can't believe it! I'm so happy!

Suzuki - Hm, yes. That custom club though... it's something else, isn't it!

Hikari - Yeah! But whatever the means, I'm just so glad I won! Thanks very
much!

Hikari - Let's have another match sometime!

Suzuki - Well played, the both of you!

(after winning the match)

Suzuki - (nickname) wins the match! It seems you lost after all, Hikari.

Hikari - Sir, I now understand how all the others must have felt. And with 
that super club and everything...

Suzuki - You know how it feels, you say... Vexing isn't it! It still stings,
even now!

Suzuki - Especially when you use a high spec custom club, right. All the more
vexing, isn't it!

Hikari - I-indeed it is, sir. This match taught me a few things though. I'll
readily admit my defeat.

Suzuki - Don't be too down about it though, Hikari, we're all in the same club
now...

Hikari - Very true, none of the others managed to win, so why would I!

Suzuki - Wow, you bounced back quickly! What I wouldn't give to be young 
again. Well then, all that's left to say is well played to the both of you!

                                 VS Ivan

Hikari - Your next opponent will be Ivan from Finland.

Ivan - Heh, I'm Ivan. Captain of Team Sniper.

(after viewing profile)

Hikari - Team Sniper's strength is a little different from the other teams'.
You might even call them somewhat special.

Ivan - Much appreciated, but still, we haven't reached the top yet. Still, I
won't that get that in the way of getting revenge on behalf of Kamilla and
Honghua.

Ivan - As the captain of Team Sniper, the guys are going to have an absolute
field day if I lose!

(rules explanation)

Hikari - Well then, this match will be played on the 9H (OUT) of Course 5,
using Long Tees and Normal Cups.

Hikari - The holes are long on this course, but there are very few trees. Just
watch out for the bushes and creeks and you'll be golden.

Ivan - There really aren't any trees, but it's chock full of bushes! You need
to watch out for them, or you might get really stuck.

Hikari - Very true, you'd do well to keep away from those bushes. Getting out
again can be very, very tough!

Ivan - I can't wait to see the final scores!

Hikari - Let's use the Match Play format, but with the addition of a special
rule!

Hikari - A 1 stroke penalty for using backspin. This will be quite tricky!

Ivan - What?! You're stopping us from using backspin on this of all courses?!

Hikari - Indeed. It's going to be tough to remember that backspin incurs a
penalty.

Ivan - ...

Hikari - Umm, are you quite alright, Ivan?

Ivan - Fine, thanks. Totally fine. Just gonna run to the restroom while we're
here.

Hikari - Would you like to challenge Ivan to a match?

(say No)

Hikari - I see, well, talk to Ivan again when you're ready.

Ivan - See you soon. I'll be waiting!

(say Yes)

Hikari - You never know until you try. Let the match begin!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - Unlucky, (nickname). Ivan's a real contender, isn't he!

Ivan - How was that? Learned your lesson? I won't go down so easily!

Ivan - Let's have another match, once you've put in some practice. Well 
played.

(after winning the match)

Hikari - (nickname) wins the match! Congratulations!

Ivan - I blew it... I'm a captain for crying out loud, how could I...

Hikari - Oh yes, Ivan, you lost to a member of your team previously, isn't
that so.

Ivan - Ah, you mean the match against Kamilla? Yeah. Looks like I psyched
myself out as well.

Hikari - That would explain that!

Ivan - To tell the truth, I get some heinous stomach cramps when I'm stressed.
It's the biggest struggle in my life.

Ivan - I'm sure you must have something that you struggle with too. Let's both
do our best to not let our struggles get us down!

Hikari - Let's wrap things up on that note. Fantastic match, both of you!

                                 VS Hassan

Hikari - Your opponent for this match will be a millionaire from Dubai.

Hassan - Wahaha! I'm Hassan, pleasure to meet you.

(after viewing profile)

Hassan - Eh-heh, It's so cool here! Way cooler than Dubai! Feels so nice...

Hassan - A match, is it! Sounds delectable. Don't think I'm a mere poser, my
family's attendants have done much to boost my custom club!

Hassan - And just look at these balls! They're exceedingly rare Triple 
Precision balls!

Hassan - These balls give you three times the leeway to get perfect impact! In
other words, they make me invincible. Wahaha!

Hikari - Ahh, the benefits of being rich. I suppose money can solve anything!

(rules explanation)

Hikari - Well then, this match will use a Match Play format and take place on
the 9H (IN) of Course 5.

Hikari - We'll use Normal Cups and Long Tees. It's quite a lengthy course, you
know.

Hassan - This'll be a piece of cake, thanks to all the grinding my attendants
have done!

Hikari - That's the spirit. Then we'll add an extra rule into the mix, 
alright!

Hikari - A 1 stroke penalty for hitting into a bunker.

Hassan - Oh dear, hitting into a bunker adds an extra stroke to your score?
Well, I'll be keeping well away from them in that case.

Hikari - Quite! We're nearing the end of the game now, so we need to keep
things spicy, you know!

Hikari - Oh and by the way, we'll be playing at sunset, you can't beat that
kind of atmosphere!

Hikari - Would you like to challenge Hassan to a match?

(say No)

Hikari - I see, well, talk to Hassan again when you're ready.

Hassan - Toodles!

(say Yes)

Hikari - Them good luck to the both of you! And watch out for those bunkers!

(after losing the match)

Hikari - Unlucky (nickname), but Hassan is the victor!

Hassan - I won! Haha, how do you like my custom club? My attendants are top
class, don't you say!
Hassan - Let's play another match when we meet next, eh? Toodles!

(after winning the match)

Hikari - You won this match, (nickname)! Congratulations!

Hassan - Good golly you're a strong one. Well done. I have to say I'm shocked.

Hassan - I can tell you're going places! See you later!

Hikari - Well played, the both of you!

                                  VS Eve

Suzuki - Your next opponent will be a mysterious beauty who so seldom makes an
appearance even I, the Chairman, have never seen her before!

Suzuki - Rumor has it she won't approach you until you've made a condor!

Eve - Ahh, it seems you've found me... I'm Eve, captain of Team Almighty.

(after viewing profile)

Eve - I suppose you might have heard about me from Adam or Nicole? I'm sorry 
to say but I'm better than the both of them.

Eve - It's been a good long while since I've had to really get serious against
an opponent. I'd better put this custom club I've been hiding to good use!

Suzuki - Ah, yes. One might expect the captain of Team Almighty to have a 
well-tempered custom club.

Eve - Well of course. This isn't just any custom club either, so don't think
it'll be like any of the others you've seen up to now.

Eve - It has a hitting distance of approximately 330 yards, which is alone to
surprise you, no? Let's get to playing!

(rules explanation)

Suzuki - T-then this match will take place on the 9H (OUT) of Course 5.

Suzuki - You'll be pleased to know we're using Mega Cups, but we're also using
Championship Tees, designed for advanced players only!

Eve - Oversized cups? Because we're using Championship Tees, is it? Hmmm.

Suzuki - Y-yes! I'm er, most gratified they're to your liking!

Suzuki - Well, let's make it a stroke match, as I'm curious, ever so curious
about what the scores will be!

Eve - Right! I'm going to go for chip-in after chip-in! I'll need to avoid the
bushes though, those things are hellish.

Suzuki - Indeed, ladies shouldn't be tromping around in bushes, yes.

Suzuki - Would you like to challenge Eve to a match?

(say No)

Suzuki - I see, then talk to Eve again when you're ready.

Eve - Bye! Do hurry back!

(say Yes)

Suzuki - Then let's begin!

(after losing the match)

Suzuki - Unlucky, (nickname), Eve was just too good!

Eve - It was a good game, but I came out the victor. What else did you expect?

Eve - I'd be happy to take you on another time though. Bye for now!

(after winning the match)

Suzuki - W-what an amazing match! (nickname) wins! Congratulations!

Eve - ...I don't know what to say. I can't believe it...

Eve - Well, I'll say this at least, for the sake of Team Almighty's honor, 
don't think you've beaten us just yet!

Eve - Adam and I only recently took charge of Team Almighty.

Suzuki - Oh! That's right! Didn't Team Almighty have another member a while
back?

Eve - Yes, we did. The true team leader. I don't know when or how she'll
approach, though.

Eve - But now she knows Adam and I have lost, she'll want to challenge you, I'm
sure of it.

Eve - Only once you've beaten her will Team Almighty acknowledge your 
superiority! I can't wait to watch!

Suzuki - Wow, it seems like a lot's happened in that team...and to those 
people! At any rate, well played, the both of you!

                                VS Melissa

Suzuki - Hello hello, Suzuki here. Your opponent for this match... Will be an
incredibly reclusive and oh-so-charming player.

Suzuki - Rumor has it this legendary beauty won't approach you until you've
made at least THREE condors.

Melissa - Heh heh, nice to meet you. I'm the former captain of Team Almighty,
Melissa.

(after viewing profile)

Melissa - Pshh, looks like you've really put our team through the wringer. Adam
and Eve, I mean.

Melissa - I used to be the sole member of Team Almighty, back when. But at some
point I let those two join, you know.

Melissa - The changing of the guard and all that. The team's soft now though,
not like it used to be.

Suzuki - O-oh my lord, I think my heart's going to explode!

Melissa - Fine, I'll treat you to a match! Give me all you've got!

Melissa - Don't think I'll roll over so easily though, I'll be using the very
best custom club around! Let's get to it!

(rules explanation)

Suzuki - Alright then! This match will take place on the 9H (IN) of Course 5.

Suzuki - And since you're both stone cold pros, we'll use Championship Tees. I
wonder how much further you'll need to drive...

Melissa - Pretty far, I'd wager! But this isn't even interesting yet. I'll be
leagues ahead!

Suzuki - Right. We'll use a Match Play format and...

Suzuki - 1 stroke penalties will be enforced for hitting in the rough or into
bunkers.

Melissa - So bunkers and the rough are both off limits... Are you some kind of
sadist, Chairman?

Suzuki - Nothing of the sort! And finally, we'll be playing with Teeny Cups and
the wind, oh and the wind will be rather strong!

Melissa - Are you serious!? Teeny Cups!? You're a bona fide sadist if ever I 
saw one!

Suzuki - Heh, I wonder what the score will be under these rules... I can't wait
to find out!

Suzuki - Would you like to challenge Melissa to a match?

(say No)

Suzuki - I see, talk to Melissa again when you're ready.

Melissa - Bye then! Hurry on back!

(say Yes)

Suzuki - Then let's start the match!

(after losing the match)

Suzuki - Unlucky (nickname), but Melissa wins.

Melissa - Heh heh, seems I won! Good game, unlucky there.

Melissa - I'll play you again when we next meet though, no worries. See you
around!

Suzuki - P-play me too!

(after winning the match)

Suzuki - (nickname) wins the match! Utterly incredible!

Melissa - What do you mean I lost!? No one told me I could lose!

Melissa - You're pretty darned good though. Looks like you've taken down all of
Team Almighty now, so, yep, you're pretty darned good!

Melissa - And I think you've still got room to improve. I can't wait to see how
good you get. Keep at it!

Suzuki - I'll do my utmost!

Melissa - Not you, Chairman! Anyway, bye!

                                  Closure

Thanks to everyone involved for a very fun game, despite a few problems that
could be fixed. Thanks to the reader for reading my FAQ as well. Peace, doods.