SSS CCC EEEEE N N A RRRRR I OOO S S C C E NN N A A R R I O O SS C EEEEE N N N A A RRRRR I O O SS C EEEEE N N N AAAAA RRR I O O S S C C E N NN A A R R I O O SSS CCC EEEEE N N A A R R I OOO CCC A M M PPPPP A I GGG N N C C A A MM MM P P A A I G G NN N C A A M M M PPPPP A A I G N N N C AAAAA M M P AAAAA I G GG N N N C C A A M M P A A I G G N NN CCC A A M M P A A I GGG N N 1. INTRODUCTION AT LAST! 8 years after T6 came out for the consoles -- but better late than never. The emoticons might seem silly, but they help understand what the characters are saying. Besides, it's hard to take SC seriously anyway when there's enemies jumping at you from the sky, Azazel-sized robots that you can throw, and the main protagonist is a weeaboo, who happens to be a Mishima that nobody knew about, on a globetrotting crusade with a fighting sex doll with chainsaws... The dialogues are ordered alphabetically. If someone intends to continue this series, I suggest they follow the same formula. You have my permission to copy this FAQ without my permission, BTW FYI...if that makes sense (it doesn't). 2. THE LAYOUT Bryan | v Miguel | v JACK | v Lili | v Dragunov | v Wang -> King & Marduk -> Baek -> Hwoarang -> Kuma -> Ganryu | \ ___^ | | v \ / v v Paul Xiaoyu & Panda Leo __> Raven Roger Jr. | \ | ___/ | ^ v | v ___/ v | Law | Mokujin / Heihachi -> Bob -> Christie | / | ^ v v v | Steve Lei -> Feng -> Lee -> | | | v v v Yoshimitsu Asuka Devil Jin -> Julia -> Eddy -> Anna -> Kazuya -> Nina -> Jin -> Zafina -> Azazel | v Bruce 3. THE DIALOGUES Anna's stage Feng: This tower is even more impressive when viewed up close. Alisa: My data indicates that this area is in an increased state of alert. Proceed with caution. Feng: Let's go. We can't afford to waste time here. Later... Feng: We've finally made it to the entrance. Anna: Sorry to disappoint you, but this is the end of the line for you two. Armor King's stage Alisa: Armor King assisted in the escape of G Corporation test subjects. He is seeking refuge up ahead. Feng: That means he's no villain. Why does he need to hide his face, then? Alisa: I cannot speculate. Feng: We shall just have to ask him face to face. Later... Feng: Your friends wanted to play backyard wrestling with you. :) Armor King: Nothing you say will provoke me. Go home. Feng: That's too bad. I'm interested in what you've been doing, and you're going to tell me about it one way or another. :) Asuka's stage Feng: Hmm? Does this have something to do with Jin Kazama? Alisa: One of his blood relations opened this dojo. It may be worth our while to investigate. Feng: Somehow I doubt it, but very well. Do as you please. :) Later... Asuka: You're that guy I ran into earlier. Hey, you're that Chinese dojo-crasher, aren't you?! Feng: So you're part of this dojo. Asuka: You better believe I am! I've been waiting a lifetime for this! My dad's about to have his revenge right here, right now! Feng: Your few years on this earth barely count as a lifetime, but fair enough. Come on. Azazel's stage Feng: What massive ruins. I take it this is where we're supposed to be? Raven: Yeah, no doubt about it. But when we investigated before, these ruins weren't on the map. Feng: Could it be some sort of wicked enchantment? Raven: At this point, I won't rule anything out. Later... Feng: We caught you. Kazuya: You again. Feng: You will go no farther! Later... Feng: What's wrong with the air? o_o Raven: I don't like this. Be ready. Anything could happen from here on out. Feng: I finished my preparations long ago. Come on. :) Later... Feng: Is this some kind of demon? Azazel: I am Azazel, the Rectifier of All Things. Feng: "Rectifier"? A monster like you? o_o Azazel: Yes. Mankind bound me, thinking they could escape subjugation. Willfully and selfishly, they have reduced the world to tatters! Now the sinners must atone. Feng: Is that all you have to say? The time for your vengeance has come and gone. No man wishes to be ruled by the likes of you. Prepare for your destruction. Later... Feng: This place isn't going to last. Raven: Yeah, I think the entire place is about to collapse. Feng: Let's hurry. I don't plan on being buried alive. Raven: Same here. Baek's stage Feng: Is this the right place? Alisa: All these bio-readings suggest that this is the place. We must infiltrate cautiously without raising suspicion. Feng: We'll do what we can. Later... Baek: You put on quite an exhibition, didn't you? Feng: Blame your own cowardice. If you had shown yourself earlier, this carnage could have been avoided. Baek: I don't really make an open show of what we do here. Feng: Of course not. That's just how pitiful your little organization is. Bob's stage Feng: What a pathetic town. Alisa: A prime example how wars can dramatically increase crime rates. Feng: There's no point in staying around here. Come on. Later... Bob: Stop right there! Where do you think you're taking that girl? Feng: You have the wrong idea. Get out of my way. Bob: Hang on, miss. I'll save you! Alisa: Uh... Bruce's stage Feng: Is this a G Corporation facility? Alisa: Yes, one of the G Corporation's security sectors. Feng: More like a military base. Later... Feng: I didn't think things would go our way. Bruce: Nope. We anticipated your arrival. Hope you liked the welcome we've prepared. Feng: Your planning skills need work. If you wanted to stop us here, you should have brought more men. Bryan's stage Feng: What an ominous place. Surely no people choose to live here. Alisa: We should find a mansion on the far side. I have detected numerous bio-readings within. Feng: It bears investigation. Later... Feng: Unworthy opponents, all of them. Did you think bringing these back-alley thugs together would accomplish something? Bryan: Hah! They're chumps, all right, but they served their purpose. :) Feng: Which is? Bryan: Hah! They were just bait to lure in fresh prey like you! :) Christie's stage Feng: Hmm, now this is quite a spectacle. :) Alisa: Pastural lands have been replaced by this city several years ago as part of a plan to revitalize tourism. Feng: All this change in just a few years. A good example how skill is developed through steady progress. Later... Christie: Hey, you know where Eddy is, don't you? Take me to him now! Feng: Eddy? I am not familiar with this person. Christie: Don't play dumb with me, you Mishima dog! You're taking me to Eddy whether you like it or not! Feng: I must say, I've gotten used to handling these misunderstandings lately. Ah, but this is nothing new. Devil Jin's stage Feng: What is this train's destination? Alisa: I have no data on this train line and cannot elucidate further. Feng: I see. Well, it must stop eventually. There's no use worrying about it. Later... Alisa: Alert! Something is descending from above. Caution advised. Feng: Above? What is that? Alisa: Incoming! Dragunov's stage Feng: This must be where the freighter was said to be docked. Alisa: Yes. A military vessel disguised as a freighter has docked nearby, carrying advanced equipment within. A large number of personnel seem to have already come ashore. Feng: Excellent. Perhaps we'll actually break a sweat. :) Later... Feng: You're the last man standing. Dragunov: ... Feng: Hmm, I can tell you know what you're doing. It's about time I had to fight in earnest today. :) Eddy's stage Feng: Finally, we clash with the Mishima Zaibatsu itself. Alisa: The Tekken Force's Fourth Special Ops Unit is stationed here. Feng: Hm, interesting. :) Later... Feng: Are you the supervisor? Eddy: Yeah, that's me. And I can't let you go any farther. Feng: Do you really think you can stop us? Ganryu's stage Feng: Now we have to meet a chanko peddler? Alisa: Correction: he is a formidable threat who was discharged from the sumo world. We must proceed with caution. Feng: They expelled the man for being too powerful? I better not let my guard down then. Later... Ganryu: You've come a long way. :D Feng: Your techniques are so secret, you had to change the location of our fight twice, lest others witness them. Ganryu: In the entire history of sumo, only sixty-nine masters have risen to the rank of yokozuna. I will now demonstrate what it takes to get there! Feng: Interesting. Show me your age-old techniques and allow me to crush them all. :) Heihachi's stage Feng: Heihachi Mishima, huh? Alisa: Assuming the information we obtained earlier is correct, then he will be here. Feng: We'll confirm the validity of your information soon enough. Later... Feng: Heihachi Mishima! I have long awaited this battle. Heihachi: Hm, and you are? Feng: I'm Feng Wei. I seek ultimate power. Heihachi: I like the look in your eye. Very well. Your conviction amuses me. Show me your strength. :) Feng: Prepare yourself! Hwoarang's stage Feng: Can you tell who the leader is? Alisa: Cannot verify identity. Feng: I see. Then we'll just have to make a show of things and see who comes to watch. :) Later... Feng: So you're the resistance leader. Do you insist on persisting in this charade? Hwoarang: You bastards. You've thrown in with Jin, is that it? Feng: A personal grudge seems to be your sole motivation. Perhaps building a resistance movement on vendetta was not the best idea. Hwoarang: Shut your mouth! JACK's stage Feng: It looks like a common tanker from the outside. Alisa: A large tanker like this is required to anchor offshore for safety reasons. It does not belong in the harbor. Feng: I see. Perhaps it's no common tanker at all. Alisa: Correct. I have dectected numerous readings within. Be careful. Later... Feng: A new model, I presume? Alisa: Yes. Its equipment surpasses that of the others you fought. Feng: Sounds worth destroying. :) Jin's stage Feng: Headquarters? It looks more like a castle. Alisa: ... Feng: We're going to end this. Come on! Later... Feng: I thought that fall killed you. Nina: I haven't fulfilled the terms of my contract to Jin Kazama. I can't die yet. Feng: Then I'll terminate your contract. Prepare yourself. Later... Feng: So you're Jin Kazama, the man who would destroy the world. :) Jin: All I'm doing is returning everything back the way it should be. Feng: I see. I do sense an extraordinary, unwavering determination in you. Regardless, this is as far as you go. I won't let you have your way. Jin: Do not interfere. Julia's stage Feng: What does the situation look like up ahead? Alisa: There is no mistake that there is a G Corporation research facility near the SOS transmission. However, I was unable to procure specifics. Feng: It's been a while since the SOS came in. Let's hurry. Later... Feng: There they are. I suppose we can subdue everyone but the woman? Alisa: Yes. Feel free. G Corporation soldier: What? Where did you come from?! Feng: Right here. :) Kazuya's stage Feng: You again? Anna: Shut your mouth. Nobody's beating me before I beat her! Feng: This is a waste of time. Move! Later... Feng: That was quite an entrance. You think you're some kind of hero? Kazuya: I am a hero. The world chose me. :) Feng: Heroes tend to experience dreadful finales. You are no different. King & Marduk's stage Alisa: We are within vicinity of the target. Feng: I've been wondering about it for some time, but how do you manage to acquire such information? Alisa: That is classified information. Feng: It was not my place to pry. Forget I asked. Later... Marduk: What do you want? Come to work out with us? Feng: I have no interest in these simple disciplines. I've come looking for someone. Marduk: What did you just say?! King: Usually I'd hold this hothead back, but you've crossed the line with me, too. Feng: Then I'll take you both on. Prepare yourselves. Kuma's stage Feng: A bear? Have you gone mad? o_o Alisa: The bear in question was once a candidate to head the Mishima Zaibatsu. Feng: The Mishima Zaibatsu. What could they possibly be thinking? Later... Feng: Can you understand me, creature? Kuma: (Of course.) Feng: To think that one day I would hold a conversation with a bear. No matter, I need information about Jin Kazama. Kuma: (You will have to earn it.) Law's stage Feng: It seems as though we are not welcome. Alisa: Multiple readings detected. We are overwhelmingly outnumbered. Proposed course of action? Feng: Nothing to worry about. We just need to defeat them all. :) Later... Law: Hey, I hear you beat Paul. Feng: You must be referring to that pathetic loser. :) Law: He may be strange, but he's also a good friend. This is payback. Feng: You're friends? Take my advice and find more worthy companions. Lee's stage Feng: This isn't the G Corporation? Alisa: This is Violet Systems, a world-famous manufacturer of humanoids. The G Corporation is actually much larger. Feng: Truly? The thought of one company being so massive strains the imagination. o_o Later... Lee: Welcome to my palace. I trust you enjoyed the diversions I prepared? :) Feng: The mechanical bodyguards did indeed come as a surprise. Lee: Your compliment does me honor, but I fear this is as far as you go. I must insist that uninvited guests vacate the premises. :) Lei's stage Feng: The International Criminal Police Organization. I'd rather avoid them if possible. Alisa: The ICPO is currently surrounded by G Corporation soldiers. I believe we should hurry. Feng: You're right. We don't have much choice. Later... Alisa: You're Mr. Lei Wulong, aren't you? Are you all right? Lei: Thanks to you, yes. Wait, you're- Feng: Save it. We have to leave, or would you rather die here? Alisa: Please hurry. It is not safe to stay. Lei: Ugh, fine. Leo's stage Alisa: Warning! This cavern may collapse at any moment. Feng: If this is the only way, we have no choice but to proceed. What is there to vacillate about? Alisa: Understood. Please tread carefully. Later... Leo: What did you idiots just do?! Feng: My apologies. I didn't intend to involve you. Leo: That fall could've killed me! You've got a lot of nerve! Lili's stage Feng: It was my understanding that this harbor was reserved for ferries. Alisa: My research finds that such tankers are not permitted in close proximity to piers. Feng: Convenient. We don't have to go offshore. Come on. Later... Lili: Welcome aboard my ship. Are you going to be my new toy? :) Feng: Are you the owner of this ship? Lili: Ooh, I wonder how you'll sing when I hurt you. I can't wait to find out! :) Feng: She doesn't seem to be listening. Miguel's stage Feng: A warehouse district? I don't see anyone around. Alisa: Bio-readings detected in the warehouse ahead. Feng: I see it. Let's go. Later... Feng: Aren't you rather small-time to be opposing the Mishima Zaibatsu? Miguel: Shut up! The size of our organization doesn't matter. I'll crush the entire Mishima Zaibatsu myself if I have to! Feng: I see you've let your emotions get the better of you and lost the ability to think clearly. Mokujin's stage Feng: So the cave concealed a passage? Alisa: So it seems. This tunnel was man-made. Shall we press on? Feng: Without hestitation. Later... Feng: Is that a training dummy? :) Mokujin: (None may defile this sacred ground. Begone!) Alisa: No power source detected. What manner of anomaly is this? Feng: Hmm. This simple wooden dummy fights with a will of its own? I would be a fool to hold back! Nina's stage Feng: This leads to the Mishima Zaibatsu headquarters? Alisa: Yes. The underground railway network directly connects to the Mishima Central Tower. Feng: I can't imagine they will let us in so easily. Later... Feng: Is it much farther? Nina: This is your last stop. Prepare to die! Feng: Hmph. A disturbance such as you needs to get off at an early stop. Paul's stage Feng: Not a very safe-looking area. Alisa: I have detected bio-readings within that multitenant building. Feng: They hide themselves from us? Pathetic. Later... Feng: You're a disgrace. :) Paul: Say what? I'm the toughest guy in the- Feng: I don't have time to listen to the whining of sick old dogs. Raven's stage Feng: I didn't anticipate finding a passage like this down here. Alisa: Warning: Hidden surveillance systems are in position throughout the vicinity. Feng: I suppose that means this is no ordinary office building. :) Later... Raven: You've made it this far. I'm impressed. Feng: Who are you, and where did you come from? Alisa: Warning: The target utilizes optical camouflage technology. Proceed with caution. Roger Jr.'s stage Feng: Is this the right way? Alisa: Yes. Up ahead, there should be a site where the Mishima Zaibatsu conducted experiments. Let us continue. Feng: Hmm, I'll just have to trust you. Later... Feng: I've seen nothing but animals here. Alisa: Target acquired. Feng: A kangaroo? o_o Mama Roger: (What do you blokes want? Would it kill you to knock?) Steve's stage Feng: An underground coliseum? This is getting my blood pumping. :) Alisa: According to the rumours, it is definitely in this area. Feng: As they say, "There is no smoke without fire." Later... Random guy #1: Whoa! What the hell?! Random guy #2: They broke in through the ceiling! Feng: This is the Shadow Coliseum? I think I'm going to like it here. :) Steve: I don't know who you are, but nobody interrupts my match! Wang's stage Feng: A Fujian Tulou? This won't be easy. Alisa: The interior of this earthen structure appears to be extensively partitioned. I am detecting numerous bio-readings. Feng: A challenge to reach the center of it all. :) Later... Feng: You're Wang Jinrei! Wang: You know me, do you? Then save your words. Speak with your fists. Feng: Understood. Prepare yourself! Xiaoyu's stage Alisa: We are near the alma mater of Jin Kazama, the current head of Mishima Zaibatsu. Feng: Jin Kazama. Let's hope some information can be found here. Later... Xiaoyu: Are you looking for Jin? Feng: If you know something about him, you will tell us. Xiaoyu: I'm the one who's going to stop Jin, not you! No one's going to stand in my way! Yoshimitsu's stage Feng: What a suspicious-looking place. Feels like a hermit would inhabit the area. Alisa: Current temperature: 12 degrees Celsius. Approximately 10 degrees Celsius underground. Feng: Underground? Someone made that map for a reason. It will surely lead us somewhere. Let's go. Later... Feng: Perhaps a hermit wasn't too off the mark. Are you the guardian of this place? Yoshimitsu: You dare trespass here? You seek the treasure, no doubt. Lawless scoundrels like you must not desecrate this place. Out with you! Feng: I refuse. If you want us to leave, you'll have to remove us by force. Yoshimitsu: Fool. Then you can die by my blade. Zafina's stage Feng: It's a sea of fire, as far as the eye can see. Raven: Magma's starting to errupt throughout the vicinity. But how? It's geologically impossible. Feng: It's skeptical if there are any survivors. Later... Feng: That's far enough. Tekken Force soldier: Huh? Intruders! All units, prepare for- Feng: Too late!