================================ -------------------------------- Kapp'n Female Song Guide By Krystal Meree Version 0.9 Last update: 24th of Nov, 2003 -------------------------------- ================================ Contents ---------------------- I. Version History II. Introduction III. Kapp'n, The Captain 1) General information 2) How to find IV. The Songs 1) About the Songs 2) First Parts 3) Spoken Parts 4) Final Parts V. Frequently asked questions VI. Credits VII. Legal information ================================ -------------------------------- I. Version History... -------------------------------- ================================ v.09 - Another update, added a couple of spoken parts. v.08 - Second update, I noticed a few spelling error's, and also added a few more spoken lines. Nothing major... v.08 - First version. Have all the songs (I think). Just need to fill in a few gaps. ================================ -------------------------------- II. Introduction... -------------------------------- ================================ Welcome ye surly scum to the Kapp'n Female Song's Guide! And that's enough pirate talk for now ;) Why on earth would you'd be reading this Guide? Well besides having too much time on your hands (hehe, join the club ^^), you love Kapp'n! And want to know ALL his little sea ditties off by heart. If your wondering why I bothered to create this Guide, it's simple. I noticed that the few lyric guides around, had just the male versions of the Kapp'n's sea shanties, which is a little unfair to say the least ;) So! I set about finding all female songs we are treated too by our local ferryman, and hopefully, when this guide is completed, things will be a little fairer from now on. ^-^ So! Enjoy the lyric's fer the Lassie's, and remember... NO CRYIN!!! :p ================================ -------------------------------- III. Kapp'n, The Captain... -------------------------------- ================================ 1) General Information ---------------------- Other than being just another Animal in this game we call life, Kapp'n is a turtle who ferries you back and forth between the mainland and Animal Island. It's indicated in some of his songs, that he's had quite a shady past (See KAPP'N, I'D BE), but is still seen as one of the most cutest characters you'll find in the game. His interests include ferrying the odd passenger, singing nonsensical poems, and eating his favorite of all foods - cucumbers. 2) Location ---------------------- Consult your Animal crossing booklet to find out how to connect your Nintendo Gamecube to your Nintendo Gameboy Advance, and you shall soon be listening to one of many soothing sea shanties. After the game has loaded, run (or walk if need be) down to the dock. If you have connected your Gameboy Advance properly , you should see Kapp'n waiting inside his boat. Simply speak to him to begin your journey. ================================ -------------------------------- IV. The Songs... -------------------------------- ================================ 1) About the Songs ---------------------- Each song themselves are comprised of 3 parts, or 'Stanza's', which are of course randomly generated for each trip. The first part is comprised of 2 stanza's, then a spoken part and finally, the last stanza. The songs differ of course, depending on the gender of your character. The female song's tend to be a bit more romantic, hinting towards love etc. The main difference between the male and female songs are the 1st and spoken part's. The final part is the same for both. 2) First Part Lyrics ---------------------- *** Note *** Stanza's between the *** are found for both female and male characters. THE CUCUMBER SONG *** Ye can't go wrong With me cucumber song Cucumbers, Cucumbers They make me strong *** They're the best ripe an' cold Long before they gets old They're so good, no one good Let them grow mold A CUCUMBER FLOAT *** Here: take good note What moves old Kapp'n's boat Be an iced extra-nice Cucumber float. *** Honestly, though, dear mum! It hurts me poor tum To just eats cukes an beets That ain't so yum! ALONE Life on the sea Can at times, lonely be, when Just whale's an wee' snails Listen to me. *** But on the briny sea swells Me heart it beats well. Through sea air, I'll float Where me soul compels *** KAPP'N, I'D BE I must declare lass Please do not despair Strong I be, Safe with me I'll get you there. Now ol' Kapp'n I'd be I row your ferry In the past on me mast Crossbones you'd see SWEET FAREWELL It's quite a treat For you to hear me bleat Charge I don't, pay you won't Aren't I so sweet? But me heart does foretell That me poor shell Will not help this sea kelp Say his farewell OL' LADY Oh listen ye To my secret shanty About the mean lady Who hurt me She took me old boat And set her afloat Just because curt I was With the ol' goat KAPP'N'S PUPPY Me puppy dog He likes to play leapfrog When were done having fun We drink eggnog We be silly clowns Who just fool around Me and he, pals we be I love that hound DREAMS Strong the wind blows An' me boat, well, she goes But to where? I don't care! That much I know. Clear night skies and moon- beams they fill up me dreams Like the time that sail o' mine Tore at the seams GIRLS Oh! Dainty girls with Yer curves an' cute curls Yar I bet my songs set Yer heart's awhirl! I'm so smooth, an' oh-so fair An' quite debonair I'd combust if I just Had some more hair SEALIFE Oh, sweet young lass, please Don't ye think me crass Just because smells I does Like a sea bass Life out on the sea Ain't no cakewalk you see! There's no one but the sun To comfort me 3) Spoken Part Lyrics ---------------------- "Me dear ocean treasure, ye make a sea flower bloom in my heart..." "Say there young lassie, ye can't swim, can ye? Neither can I...anymore..." "Ahoy there Moby Jane! Ye wanna stop rockin the boat? The sea's in me heart, I don't want it in me pants!" "Yar ye look a bit burly...Care to wrestle me?" "Yar I've had all I can take of this....Are ye ever gonna stop cryin?" "Yar tell me this miss...Are ye in love?" "You look a touch queasy...Do I scare you me dear lass?" "Ye know me young starfish, you've grown into quite the pretty young lass lately, Have ye ever dated a turtle?" "Yer know somethin lass? I...I should have never stopped shavin me legs. Nar! That was a bad decision..." "Yar I'm just curious, could a lass like yerself fall fer a turtle like me?" "Hey ye great googly eyed fish o' the black deeps...Stop staring at me like that! I might just...melt..." "I love the wee youngsters...their so...gullible..." "Yar there miss you'll be gorgeous one day! Yar, I gots an eye for beauty!" "Tell me somethin girlie...do ye know how to make a good 4-star chilli?" "Ya Lassie are you OK? You don't be hurt, do ye? No, I'm not hurt neither..." 4) Final Part Lyrics ---------------------- *** Note *** All of these final part lyrics are found for both male and female characters. While I do love me cukes they sure curl me flukes But now please! Zucchinis give me the spooks... Zucchini spooks... Listen: Come cold or warm I fear no dark storm See I gauge life's a stage where I perform Yar! I perform... Hey there me old mum Yer boy he feels glum Without my lullaby Sleep just won't come It just won't come... A lone pebble slip slides beneath the cold tides It's movement is a hint where love's truth hides There love's truth hides... Be ye brave me wee fish Don't squeal out or squish Don't deter: search fer yer heart's fondest wish Find yer heart's wish... I'll sing me a fair rhyme to pass away time Watch me words like seabirds through the sky climb Upward they climb... I feel such low down shame me lovely dear dame... I'm a rat - I laughed at yer mum's weird name What a weird name... Me soul, onward it sails me belly, it ails I'm so glum 'cause me tum feels full of snails So full of snails... Me heart feels savage pangs from love's wicked fangs I think oft of the soft song that she sang That song she sang... ================================ -------------------------------- V. Frequently Asked Questions... -------------------------------- ================================ Q: What is the difference between the female and male versions? A: Simply put, the 1st and spoken parts differ from each other. Q: How so? A: Well the Kapp'n seems to sing more romantic songs to female characters. Q: Why? A: I think it's pretty obvious...right? ^-^ Q: I've found a grammer/spelling error! A: Hehe, well no one is perfect ;) Feel the need to nit-pick? Contact me: minasokoni@hotmail.com ================================ -------------------------------- VI. Credits... -------------------------------- ================================ - My first credit goes to, of course: NINTENDO! Thankyou for Animal Crossing! - Second, Nintendo Australia! Thankyou for, though 1 year later, still managing to send the PAL version to my shores. - Next, Taurant - who's FAQ I used for several references. - And finally, to Kapp'n. For reliving my boredom of those long ferry journeys ^-^ ================================ -------------------------------- VII. Legal Information... -------------------------------- ================================ Ah the always boring bit. Well here it is: If you find any error's in the guide or perhaps just have a question, you can contact me at: Minasokoni@hotmail.com. Sites this Guide is displayed at: - GameFAQs.com - IGN.com - Neoseeker.com Kapp'n Female Song Guide Copyright 2003 Krystal Meree. All rights reserved.