GOOBER GAMES ULTIMATE PEASANTS QUEST WALKTHROUGH Read the Faq. Beat the Game. ____________________________________________________________________________ By GooberSD Copyright 2005 My E-mail address pippin_evil_genius@yahoo.com hobbit_hamster_dudes@juno.com Websites with permission to use this guide: www.gamefaqs.com THIS WALKTHROUGH IS COPY RIGHTED! AND MAY NOT BE USE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! Introduction Hi, I'm GooberSD. I've been writing Faqs for 3 years now. And Peasants Quest is my seventh. Peasants Quest is a fun game, with the graphics to the old text adventure games. I enjoy peasants Quest. I can play it and beat it by heart. (Believe me I've beaten it more than twenty times. I have to. If you know what I mean.) Anyways, I'm sure I'm stopping you from reading my Faq so go ahead and read the Faq. Beat the game. Welcome to the kingdom of peasantry! And this walkthrough is the ultimate peasants quest guide EVERYTHING REVEALED! Except a world map. ____________________________________________________________________________ AUTHORS NOTE-- Remember to save alot in this game. Peasants Quest is RPG and that means YOU MUST SAVE ALOT! ____________________________________________________________________________ How to use this guide... Objectives means Tasks to be done. You have to complete every objective in order to get 150/150. ITEMS is every item in the chapter. ENEMIES are the enemies you'll encounter while in the chapter. And if the word has two ' simbols that means you have to type it. In other words 'save', means save your game. THE QUICK FINDER To use the quick finder hold the buttons Ctrl+F and then type your destination. ____________________________________________________________________________ FIND WHAT? Type what you want to find. FIND NEXT If you want to find Chapter six type in chapter six. You'll go straight to chapter six. If you don't click on "Find Next". If what you're looking for is in the lower section of the faq click on down. If it's in the upper section click on up. ____________________________________________________________________________ TABLE OF CONTENTS 1- CONTROLS 2-CHARACTERS FLOPPY DISC ONE 3-CHAPTER ONE 4-CHAPTER TWO 5-CHAPTER THREE 6-CHAPTER FOUR 7-CHAPTER FIVE FLOPPY DISC TWO 8-CHAPTER SIX 9-SIDE QUESTS 10-ITEM INVENTORY 11-THE MYSTERIOUS ??? 12-EXTRAS 13-BESTIARY 14-INTERVIEWS 15-ABOUT THE AUTHOR 16-QUESTIONS 17-CREDITS ____________________________________________________________________________ CONTROLS NORMAL CONTROLS /\ UP RIGHT < >LEFT DOWN \/ MIXED UP POT ON HEAD CONTROLS /\ MOVE RIGHT (>) MOVE DOWN < >MOVE UP MOVE LEFT \/ x = not important * = Enter ~ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 Back space Tab Q W E R T Y U I O P { } | C L A S D F G H J K L : " Enter Shift Z X C V B N M , . ? Shift x x x SPACE ALT You might want to hold shift and then press +. It'll make you run faster. ^_^ CHARACTERS ____________________________________________________________________________ RATHER DASHING You are rather dashing. A peasant wearing short pants returning from his vacation a Scalding Lake to find his cottage burninated. You swear revange! And that is where your incredible adventure begins. Rather Dashing is not much of a classical video game character. Why? Because all he does is swear revange. Talking None ____________________________________________________________________________ BABY Did you ever guess a baby would be in this game? Cause I did! I watched the preview. The Baby is kind of a side quest. And you only have to use him once. Talking None ____________________________________________________________________________ BABY LADY A thief. She's wanted through out the land and robs people. She even steals children! She gives you the baby. Talk "Hello, I'm-" you start but the lady cuts you off. "Okay, here's why I letyou in here," She explains "My husband got squished by Trogdor. And to make matters worse, the insurance riches I got were stolen by the Jhonka. Go Steal them back for us and I'll give you something great." Ask about smell "What smells is junior here's drawers! I gotta quit feeding him so much horse ." "And don't start asking me for his diapers, sicko!" Ask about robe "You cant have mine, pervert! I'm not a nudist peasant like that weirdo over in West Peasantry!" Ask about fire "You need fire? A couple trees over near the waterfall used to be on fire. But now there's like a signal lantern there or something. "So should I ask The Lantern or something?" "I dunno dont ask me" Ask about trogdor "I hope you kill that stupid dragon, my 'Wives of Squished Peasants' support group would bake you a Poor Gary pie if you did." Ask about "I dunno what you're talking about." When you leave the cottage The Baby Lady calls after you "Hey, you're on some quest right? Well, the little squirt here lost something of mine in the yard the other day. It's your's if you can find it." OLD MAN The Old man runs the Inn. When the game starts he's gone fishing. And you have to get him back to the Inn. He only serves Peasants with robes ... so don't try to get a room unless you have a robe. You can also get illegal pills from him. (See Chapter 6.) Talk "If you're interested in staying the night, just type 'get a room'." Ask about robe "I wear my robe-hood down so it's easier to trim my ear hairs. If you need a robe, maybe find someone who's not using their's." Ask about smell Well, if you don't stink, maybe find something that does and wear it. Like a dead carcass or summat." Ask about fire "I've always preferred being on fire at night. Looks prettier and keeps the butterflies away." Ask about trogdor "Are you talking about that young, green boy that lives up the street? He's always tearing my roof off and eating my customers." Ask about "I don't know nothing about no whatever you just said." ____________________________________________________________________________ NAKED NED Naked Ned is the man you can see at the wavy tree. You can try to talk to him. But if you do you startle him and he dissapears. He owns the lonely cottage. (The cottage with no door.) Talking Talk You startled him and he disappears! ____________________________________________________________________________ NED Ned (Not Naked Ned.) is the knight that guards the way to Trogdor. He is very loyal to the King. And he will not let you pass unless your a peasant. Talking Talk You explain your situation to the knight. That Trogdor has burninated your cottage and you've sworn revenge. You ask for passage up to the mountain to settle your score. "Hang on there Trogdorkilla," says the knight. "I can only allow actual peasants up the mountain pass to face Trogdor. And you CLEARLY are not one." "Look, Dragonheart..." "You dont STINK like a peasant." "You don't DRESS like a peasant." "And you're definatly not ON FIRE like a peasant." "Once you're those 3 things, come back and maybe we can talk.""Be sure to LOOK around lots. TALK to everyone you see and ASK ABOUT stuff. Type HELP if you get confused and INVENTORY to see your worldy stuff.Type SAVE or LOAD to save or load your game. Duh." Talk again "Look, Dragonheart..." "You dont STINK like a peasant.""You don't DRESS like a peasant." "And you're definatly not ON FIRE like a peasant." "Once you're those 3 things, come back and maybe we can talk." Ask about smell "I never met a peasant that didn't stink. If you wanna smell bad, get the Kerrek involved. That thing reeks!" Ask about fire "Well, whenever I see peasants, they seem to be on fire. So get yourself on fire. I hear horse grease gives a nice, controlled burn. Ask about Trogdor "If I had a gold coin for every whining peasant's cottage that freaking dragon burninated, I'd be rich as a Jhonka." Ask a bout robe Peasants wear those brown robes. You know, with the rope around the waist. Get yourself one of those." Ask about I don't know anything about that, short pants. ____________________________________________________________________________ MENDELEV A archer that wanted to re-open the archery range. But he can't with out Dongolev. So once they reunite the Archery Range opens. Talking Talk "Oh, hi. I'm Mendelev," says the archer "I used to run a shooting range here with my brother Dongolev. But we don't talk so much anymore. I haven't seenhim in a \ Jhonka's age. If you ever run into him, tell him I said 'haldo'." "You mean 'hello,?'" you ask? "Oh, um. No. Shut up. I said 'haldo' and I meant 'haldo.' Tell him I said 'haldo.'" Talk for the second time "Tell my bro I said 'haldo' if you see him." he says and goes back to pouting. ____________________________________________________________________________ DONGOLEV The other archer. He has no sense. And he'll kill you. But if you look on the other hand... he's a pretty good guy. He won't give you lessons on how to shoot a bow right. So you'll have to figure that out for your self. Talking Talk He refuses to speak with you. He just keeps firing arrows into that tree and saying "stupid Mendelev, grumble mumble." Haldo The archer stops arching and turns to you "My brother told you to tell me haldo? He must want to start the old business up!" ____________________________________________________________________________ Mendelev&Dongolev Talking Talk "Haldo!" says the brothers. "Test your skill! Give us the right super item from your inventory and you can give it as many tries as you need!" Haldo "Haldo!!!" Ask about robe "We wouldn't know. We only wear archer clothes. You just can't arch real well in a robe, y'now?" Ask about fire "Trogdor just burned down some idiot peasant's cottage. You should ask him," says Mendelev. "Yeah, this jerk goes on vacation to some prancey lake and..." They see you staring daggers at them and turning bright red. "Oh. Nevermind," says Dongolev. "Um, yeah. Whats a fire?" adds Mendelwhatever. Ask about smell "That giant pig running around sure smells. Maybe talk to him." Ask about Trogdor "Oh man, there was this one time I came THIS close to having Trogdor ARROWED!" says Dongolev. "Hey shut up! That was me!" Interupts Mendelev, "YOU almost arrowed that blue baby!" Says Dongolev. "Did not!" "Did so!" "Did not!" (You see where this is going) Ask about Trinket "Either we don't know anything about that, or you're real boring." Give trinket "That'll work," says Mendelev. "Just hit 3 bullseyes and you win theSupertime Funbow TM!" "The ARROW KEYS aim left and right and the SPACE BAR operates the bow. You'll need to press it a couple of times to get a nice shot off but wedont give lessons so you're on your own." ____________________________________________________________________________ JHONKA The Jhonka are stubby guys. They only fear Kerrek. They love riches. And they guard them all day. Anyone who tries to steal their riches will most likely be killed by the Jhonka. Talking Talk "The Kerrek is dead!" he cries and hops around some more. You wonder why someone this primitive could have made that much dough. Ask about robe "Filthy naked peasant! Stay away from my cave-hole!" Who's he calling naked? HE'S the one wearing the string bikini. Ask about fire "Burninator make fire! Barbecue all peasants!" Ask about Trogdor "All hail Burninator! Trogdor number 1! Beat Peasant Tech!" says the grimy Jhonka. Ask about "Jhonka don't know nothing bout that!" ____________________________________________________________________________ NOTE In the walkthrough anything that is 'quoted' like the word quoted means type. ____________________________________________________________________________ WALKTHROUGH CHAPTER ONE(+3) objectives 1. Talk to the knight. 2. Talk to the lady. 3.Obtain Super Trinket.(+2) 4.Open the inn. ITEMS Chicken feed(+1) Super Trinket(+2) map(+0) ENEMIES none. First go up to Ned. (The knight.) And type 'talk'. Once your done talking to him, go left, down, and then left again. Go left until you reach your cottage. Go inside and type 'get map'. And sure enough you'll get a map! Go right until you find the old man fishing. From there on go down to find a cottage with four bushes around it. To go inside the the cottage go up to it and type 'open'. go talk to the lady and type talk. You learn she wants her treasures from the Jhonka. Next type 'talk to baby.'(optional.) And then you may type 'sleep in bed'. To hear a comment. Or type in 'sleep with lady.' 'You can go up to the lady and type 'ask about robe'. And she'll call you a pervert. Next go up to the "Gold." And type 'get gold'. When you learn that it is chicken feed! (ha ha funny.) When you exit the cottage the lady tells you about a lost item. Go outside and type at all four berry bushes 'get berries'. And on the fourth berry bush you don't recieve berries. But you do get the Super Trinket! Next go up to the lake. 'talk' to the old man. He ignores you and mumbles about the fish not biting. Must be using the wrong bait. Type 'throw chicken feed.' And the man gets fish. And goes to open the inn. You can go to the inn and try to 'get a room', but the man only serves peasants. CHAPTER TWO(+10) objectives 1.Obtain pebbles.(+1) 2.Find the Jhonkas cave. 3.go to archery range. 4.learn haldo.(+2) 5.get the maskus.(+2) 6.scare gary(+2) 7.haldo(+3) ITEMS arrow pebbles monster maskus ENEMIES kerrek Go to the left where you will probably meet Kerrek your first enemy in this game. anyways avoid getting close to kerrek or he will kill you. So go up where you end up at a lake. Near the top of the lake are some pebbles. While your still far away from the pebbles type get pebbles to hear a comment. Go up to the pebbles and type 'get pebbles'. Or type in 'get rocks.' Now go to the left until you come up to a cave. You can't open the door to the cave. So type in 'read note.' After Rather Dashing finishes reading the note, go to the right until you reach the lake. Then go up to find the archery range! Go 'talk' to the archer. He tells you to say 'haldo' if you see his brother. You can type 'haldo' in any time to hear a comment. Next go to the well. And type 'put rocks in bucket'. If it doesn't work try it from a different angle. 'put rocks in bucket' works too. Once you succeed the bucket drops down. Type in 'raise bucket'. So you raise the bucket and obtain the monster bucket. Before you leave this area type in 'put baby in bucket'. To hear a comment. After that go back to your old cottage and go up to the mud puddle. Turn left to the hay stack and go up to find poor gary's glen. Go up to the stump and type in any sentance with the word 'stump', to hear a comment.Go up to poor Gary. ____________________________________________________________________________ ~WARNING~ Do not type in 'punch gary', 'kick gary', or 'kill gary'. That old horse will give you a game over. ____________________________________________________________________________ Go up to Gary and type 'wear maskus'. Gary will make a big hole in the fence. Go through the hole to find a archer shooting his bow. Don't go in front of the archer he has no common sense and will shoot you! Next say 'haldo'. And you find out it's Dongolev! Mendelev's long lost brother! Dongolev leaves the area, and this give you a chance to go up to the tree and type 'get arrow'. And yes you recieve an arrow. CHAPTER THREE(+37) Objectives 1.Win the SuperTime Funbow(+5) 2.End Kerreks life(+15) 3.Get muddy(+5) 4.Steal the treasures from the Jhonka(+7) 5.give the treasures to the lady.(+5) ITEMS SuperTime FunBow Kerreks belt Riches ENEMIES Kerrek(BOSS) Jhonka Now Return to the archery range and 'talk' to the brothers. Sadly you'll have to give them this Super Trinket. So type 'give super trinket'. And now you have to win this mini game. To win the mini game you must get three bullseyes in one turn. ____________________________________________________________________________ ~NOTE~ The bullseyes you must get do not have to be in a row. ____________________________________________________________________________ Aim the bow with the left(<) and right(>) arrow keys. Use the space bar to shoot. To launch the to mini arrows on the bar in the corner press space bar. You want to get the two arrow in the reb section of the bar. And as equal as possible. The key to winning this mini game is watching the pole with the orange flag on it. If the flag isn't moving (it's straight down.) aim in the middle and get the arrows equal in the red section. If the flag is pointing diagnolly down in either direction point just a little away from the middle. And get the arrows equal in the red. If the flag is pointing straight to either side aim to the blue or white section of the target. And get the arrows equal in the red section. If you loose relax and try again. This is by far the hardest part in the game. Come to think of it ... This is the only hard part in the game. After you win you get the SuperTime FunBow TM! Next go left to the mud. Then turn up to the kerrek tracks. If kerrek isn't there go to the mud and back. And kerrek should be there. ____________________________________________________________________________ BOSS: KERREK Difficulty-Easy Kerrek has no attempt of letting you live. So it's best to stay away from him. Because if you get close to kerrek he pounds your head into the ground and if he does-you dead. Anyways if kerrek is to fast for you hold shift and press the + button to run faster. To kill kerrek type 'use bow'. Or you can type 'kill kerrek'. But before you kill kerrek type 'become friends with kerrek'. And you'll hear a comment. Then type 'buy kerrek a cold one'. And you'll hear another comment. However these comments make it kerrek harder to kill. Once kerrek dies it starts to rain. Go up to kerrek and type 'get belt'. You can also type in 'get arrow' to hear a comment. Plus kerrek's body will rott through out the game! So you can come back to Kerrek later on and find him as a skeleton and examine kerrek to get a comment. ____________________________________________________________________________ After you kill kerrek you go back to the puddle of mud and step in the mud. And don't worry you didn't get a game over. Your just covered in mud! Go to the left. Go up to the side of the hay and type 'enter hay'. You'll leap in like a three-year old. The hay will stick to Rather Dashing. Go down to the Jhonka's cave to find out The Jhonka's out! And there are the riches! Go up to the money and type 'get riches.' Or 'get money'. You can also type 'get richer', to hear a comment. The wind blows the hay off of you! The Jhonka sees you. He asks if you stole his riches. Answer 'no'. And he let's you go. But if you answer 'yes' he'll kill you. Go down and left until you reach the lady's cottage. Go inside and type 'give riches'. And she'll give you the baby?!? You later learn she does this all the time and she's wanted through out the land. You stole Jhonka's riches!! CHAPTER FOUR(optional)(+15) Objectives 1.Get Soda(+5) 2.Get meat ball sub(+5) 3.Get pills(+5) ITEMS Soda Meat ball sub pills ENEMIES none Go back to where you found the pebbles and type throw baby. Something tells you this is right so you throw the baby. The baby floats safely to shore and brings a Soda. If Rather Dashing doesn't throw the baby try random spots. Now go to the well. go to the side on the right or top and type 'put baby in bucket.' Well father of the year what are you going to do? Leave the baby? Type 'raise bucket'. And the baby brings a meat ball sub.(sandwhich.) You take the sandwhich...And the baby. Next go to the Inn and go up to the old man. Type 'Drop baby'. You drop the baby on the counter. The old man wants to give the baby pills. But you snatch the baby and the pills. Leave the Inn. CHAPTER FIVE(+46) objectives 1.get robes(+21) 2.get a room(+3) 3. light your head on fire(+15) 4.To Trogdor(+7) ITEMS Robes ENEMIES none Now go down and left. Until you reach a cottage. The doors locked so yeah. Go to the left side of the cottage and type 'get stone'. And you remove the loose stone at the side of the cottage. Now for the cruel part. Type 'shove baby in hole'. Once you finish deploying the Q-baby go inside the cottage. Go to the drawer and type 'open drawer'. Then type 'close drawer'. And now type 'wear robe'. ____________________________________________________________________________ NOTE You can try to take the broom on the floor but sadly you may not take the broom on the floor. ____________________________________________________________________________ Go back to the Inn. Enter the Inn . Go up to the old man and type 'get a room'. LATER THAT NIGHT You wake up at night and find that the old man has left the Inn. And the closet is open. Go up to the closet and type 'get pot'. You have the pot fall on your head. And the pot was full of very flamable horse grease. You have to walk out of the Inn with a pot on your head. And to make things better the controls are screwed up! Here are the controls Left = down down = left right = up up = right Once you exit the Inn Rather Dashing takes off the pot. But you still have very flamable horse grease on your head. Walk down to find a latern that is lit. Walk under the latern and BOOM! Your head is on fire. I'd 'save' if I were you. Go back up twice to find the Ned the knight! 'Talk' to Ned. And he steps out of the way. Go up to Trogdor's lair. CHAPTER SIX(+36) Objectives 1. Climb the mountain(+3) 2. Go through the Trials(+15) 3. go through the curtains(+17) ITEMS Trog helmet Trog shield Trog sword ENEMIES Green birds Deadly rocks Sanctum Keeper #1(BOSS) Sanctum Keeper #2(BOSS) Sanctum Keeper #3(BOSS) Trogdor(BOSS) Okay stupid this is it. Your on disc floppy 2! Go up to the mountain and type 'climb'. dodge the falling rocks. Just climb up straight it's the easiest way. The only time you move to the side is when a boulder comes at you. Then move back to the middle. Avoid the birds. By going down or up. If you make it to the top of the mountain, Nice Jorb. If you don't try again. Before you enter the cave go up to the bones and type 'get bones' to hear a comment. Enter the cave and go forward. When all of the sudden a green cloaked figure comes to you. And you are in his trials. You must take a quiz or DIE! Or give him the item he wants. To take the quiz type 'take quiz'. And if you don't want to take the quiz type 'give meat ball sub'. If you have it. (Obtained in Chapter four.) When you take the quiz the green man asks one of these three questions. ____________________________________________________________________________ BOSS: SANCTUM KEEPER #1 Difficulty-Normal Here are the questions What does Mendelev have you tell Dongolev? 'A' (Haldo) What did you win from the Archery game? 'B' (SuperTime FunBow TM) What is the only creature Jhonka fears?'C' (The Kerrek) ____________________________________________________________________________ If you did it right you live and obtain the Trog Shield. If you answered wrong you die and get a game over. Walk forward to find another green man. Once again you choose to take the quiz or give a item. If you want to give him the item type 'give soda'. (Obtained in Chapter four.) Or you can type 'take quiz'. ____________________________________________________________________________ BOSS: SANCTUM KEEPER #2 Diffuculty-Hard Here are the questions How many bushes are there in the while kingdom of Peasantry? 'B' (Five) What was the Innkeeper's pantry full of? 'C' (Old Man Rub) Which one of these letters is the letter C? 'B' (C) ____________________________________________________________________________ Once again if you did it right you get the Trog Helment. Walk forward again to find a third green man. You have to take his quiz too. So type in 'take quiz', or 'give pills'. (Obtained in Chapter four.) ____________________________________________________________________________ BOSS: SANCTUM KEEPER #3 Difficulty-Normal Here are the questions What color are the leaves on the tree by the well? 'A' (Orange) To whom did the robe you're wearing originally belong? 'C' (Naked Ned) Which way does the river that runs through Peasantry flow? 'C' (Northeast to Southwest) ____________________________________________________________________________ After defeating the Quizzers you might want to save. Your score should be 133/150. Go in through the curtains. NOTE ____________________________________________________________________________ This is your last chance to do anything in the game before the end of the game! (The only thing you can do is 'save' and 'load'.) ____________________________________________________________________________ FINAL BOSS: TROGDOR FIRST TIME Difficulty- Normal Once you walk into Trogdors lair you can't turn back. The Curtain door closes on you. Trogdor's asleep. So this is your chance. Before you try to kill Trogdor type in 'kill Trogdor'. For the last comment. To really kill Trogdor type 'use trog sword', or 'throw trog sword'. After you wake up Trogdor you may choose to sit there for 11 seconds or finish the game by typing 'talk'. Amazing voice actting! ____________________________________________________________________________ SIDE QUESTS THE SECOND ARROW SIDE QUEST Anytime after killing kerrek go to the secret glen. And go up to the tree and type in 'get arrow'. To recieve another arrow. THE BABY SIDE QUEST Way to go baby! It got the cottage door opened and headed off to a new life. He becomes Valedictorian of his graduating class, goes to Scalding Lake State, gets a degree in Advanced Peasantry and lands a job at Thatch-Pro: building better cottages for a better tomorrow. You grow apart and the letters from him become fewer and fewer. He develops a severe mead problem and blames you for never being there. COMPLETE ITEM GUIDE INVENTORY Arrow Robe Baby Soda Kerrek Belt Meat Ball Sub Chicken Feed Super Trinket SuperTime FunBow TM Trog Helment Monster Maskus Trog Shield Pebbles Trog Sword Pills ??? Riches Shirt Here is the Item not displayed in your Inventory. Map The mysterious ??? If you beat Peasants Quest 150/150 you notice there's still an empty slot labled ??? There is no way to get the ??? it was originally a glitch in the game. Where after you killed kerrek you could return to the hidden glen getting another arrow. But this glitch was fixed. And now the arrow is just a side quest! ITEM DICTIONARY ____________________________________________________________________________ Pebbles Found: West of Lake on Shore Use: Dropping the bucket to the bottom of the well. Description: Just enough to drop a bucket. ____________________________________________________________________________ Monster Masksus Found: In Bucket at well. (After putting pebbles in bucket.) Use: Scarying poor gary to reaveal hidden Glen. Description: A scray looking mask. Could even scare a horse! ____________________________________________________________________________ Chicken Feed Found: The Lady's cottage. Use: For throwing in the lake to re open the Inn. Description: You use love this stuff... And that's messed up! ____________________________________________________________________________ Super Trinket Found: In the fourth bush to the Lady's cottage. Use: For Mendelev and Dongolev, to play in the archery game. Description: It's really shiny! ____________________________________________________________________________ Shirt Found: You start off with it! Use: Worn until you recieve/steal the robes. Description: Try to keep this clean. You just washed it last harvest. ____________________________________________________________________________ Trog-sword Found: In Trogdors outer Sanctum Use: attacking Trogdor! Description: The Sword of Rather Dashing. ____________________________________________________________________________ Trog-Helment Found: In Trogdors outer sanctum Use: Protection from the Burninator. Description: The Helm of Rather Dashing. ____________________________________________________________________________ Trog-shield Found: In Trogdors outer sanctum Use: For protection of Trogdor. Description: the Shield of Rather Dashing. ____________________________________________________________________________ Arrow Found: The Secret Glen. (After scarring Gary.) Use: For killing Kerrek. Description: Don't stab it in some ones gut! ____________________________________________________________________________ Supertime Funbow TM Found: The Archery range. Use: shooting an arrow at Kerrek. Description: You aint no Legolas boy. ____________________________________________________________________________ Riches Found: Outside the Jhonka's cave. Use: Giving to the lady. Description: If only it weren't the Jhonka's. ____________________________________________________________________________ Soda (Optional.) Found: Pebbles Lake West Use: For Trogdors Outer Sanctum Keeper. Description: They had soda back in these days!?! ____________________________________________________________________________ Robe Found: The cottage of Naked Ned Use: Becoming a peasant! Description: The Robe of a peasant. ____________________________________________________________________________ Kerrek Belt Found: Kerrek tracks 1 or 2. Use: Becoming a peasant! Description: It's not worth much ... but you like it. ___________________________________________________________________________ Meat ball Sub (Optional.) Found: In the bucket of the well. Use: For Trogdors Outer Sanctum Keeper. Description: You could eat this ... but you found it in a well. ____________________________________________________________________________ Pills (Optional.) Found: Inn counter Use: Trogdors Outer Sanctum Keeper. Description: Man, These are like illegal now! ____________________________________________________________________________ Baby Found: The Lady's Cottage. Use: Obtaining, Meat ball sub, soda, pills, and robe. Description: A cute baby. ____________________________________________________________________________ Map Found: Your Burninated cottage. Use: What maps do. Description: Funny. This wasn't burned. ____________________________________________________________________________ ??? Found:??? Use:??? Description:??? ____________________________________________________________________________ EVER SINGLE WAY TO DIE walk into Kerrek At Poor Gary's glen 'kick horse' or 'punch horse' or 'kill horse' At Hidden glen 'get arrow' before saying 'haldo' or get in the way of Dongolev before saying 'haldo'. Tell the Jhonka 'yes' when Jhonka asks if you took his riches. At the Cliff get hit by either a green bird or a rock. At Trogdor's outer sanctum, if you answer the first question wrong you get turned into Ron Cumberdale. At Trogdor's outer sanctum, if you answer the second question wrong you get cursed to write folk songs. At Trogdor's outer sanctum, if you answer the third question wrong you lose your skin. At Trogdor's posh lair, get too close to Trogdor. At Trogdor's posh lair don't answer Trogdor. At Trogdor's posh lair type 'talk'. ____________________________________________________________________________ Every single comment ____________________________________________________________________________ 'smell' => "Smells like a computer game." 'haldo' => "That's totally not Dongolev." 'party' => "You are part of the whig party. They are making gangrene-awareness their number one campaign party. 'why' => "I wish I knew." 'drink' => "For simplicity's sake you are immune to hunger and thirst in this game. So you got that going on for you. Which is nice." 'boo' => "Scared me." 'dan' => " Dan's still okay. Got a place on Dekalb with Rick and his wife. Slimmed up a bit and towards up a bit and looking towards the future." 'dance' => "You'd rather just stand here and soak in the scene." 'the cheat' => "Meh." Anywhere before you have a map type 'map' => "We are neither confirming nor denying the presence of a map in this game, but irridisregardless, you don't have one." At Kerrek tracks 1 (or 2) 'make friends with kerrek' - "Look, it didn't work for Strongbad and it's not gonna work for you either." At Kerrek tracks 1 (or 2) 'buy kerrek a cold one' - "The Kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. You've really cheesed him off now." (And Kerrek starts moving faster) At Pebble lake west (before getting pebbles) 'get pebbles' from far away => "You do your best Mr. Fantastic impersonation but you can't reach from here." At Baby lady cottage 'talk baby' => "You say some cute, stupid stuff and the baby just blows snot bubbles." At Hidden glen (before talking to the archer) 'haldo' => " "What'd you read that PQ Stragedy Guide? Go talk to my brother first." At That hay bale 'get hay' => Who do you think you are? Some kind of Thy Dungeonman? You don't need any hay." At That hay bale (after mud, and from far away) 'enter hay' => "Who do you think you are, MJ? Try from a little closer." In Baby lady cottage 'sleep' or 'sleep with lady' => "That's probably how the first baby got here. Forget it." Before you have the baby, 'throw baby' => "You don't even have two babies to rub together." At Mysterious cottage (before you have a baby) 'use baby' => "Swell idea, but is you ain't my baby? I.e. you ain't got one?" (possibly reference to jazz song : ) At Pebble lake west (before man leaves lake) 'give' or 'throw' an item => "That isn't gonna work for bait!" The old man screams, at a needlessly harsh volume." In Mysterious cottage and far back from the broom, 'get broom' => "No, no. The broom is in the foreground and you can't take things from the foreground. You don't see me all typing "get browser window", do you?" At Poor Gary's Glen type any sentence as long as you use 'stump' => "Are you really that bored? T ry some questioning for once!" At Poor Gary's Glen 'ride gary' or 'ride horse'=> "Naw, riding old horses doesn't seem as cool as it was in high school." At Burninated trees 'burn lantern' => "With what? Your red-hot intellect?" At Burninated trees 'get lantern' => Better not. There's an engraved plaque on it that says. "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of 'You Die'." At Burninated trees 'get plague' => "Wrong game mispeller Jones. Try the little button to the left of the 'W'." At Cliffland heights, 'get bone'/'get skull' => Eww. No. Grody. You're grody. No. Eww. At Trogdors lair while the dragon is asleep type in 'kill trogdor' => Like how? At Well go up to the well and type 'get into bucket' => Your butt is to big. At Well go up to the well and type 'get into well' => No go. Your insurance doesn't cover that. ____________________________________________________________________________ COOL THINGS Kerrek was a sender from a Strong Bad E-mail. Jhonka was a sender from a Strong Bad E-mail. Notice when you save you get hearts. Those are a spoofing The Legend of Zelda. Anyone who plays 007 Everything or nothing (Gcube, PS2, X box, pc.) Should have figured the Q-baby is spoofing the Q-spider. Type in 'the cheat'. Look at the picture in the Inn it's dogs playing. Try hugging the tree at the river to get a message saying "It's Arbor Day Charlie Brown" Reffering to the Arbor Day Special of Charlie Brown Try examining The Kerrek skelton to get a message saying "He wasnt fat, he was big boned" Which is from the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire or South Park. THANKS THE ADVISOR FOR ALL THE INFO!!!!!!! ____________________________________________________________________________ INTERVIEWS This Interview shows a chat the creators of peasants quest had. ____________________________________________________________________________ Please introduce yourselves and explain your roles in the Peasant's Quest project. Mike: I am called Mike Chapman. I did most of the background graphics and helped come up with the storyline. Matt: I'm Matt Chapman and I co-wrote Peasant's Quest and "drew" and animated most of the characters, monsters, animals and "sprites" if you will. Jonathan: I'm Jonathan Howe and I wrote most of what Matt didn't, and did all the Flash programming. It was also my responsibility to second-guess Matt's jokes as spelling or grammar mistakes. A lot of our readers had never visited your website before the release of Peasant's Quest. Could you tell us a bit about the site and how it got started? Mike: Homestarrunner.com has been alive and sometimes kicking since January of 2000. It features lots of cartoons and not quite as many games. It is made mostly entirely by brothers Matt and Mike Chapman. Their pal Jonathan Howe helps make the games. Most adventure gamers are very nostalgic about the "good old days." Do you remember the first adventure game you ever played? Any fond memories you'd like to share? Mike: King's Quest 1. King's Quest 2 was already out when I was introduced to the Sierra games in 1986(?) maybe, so after we won King's Quest 1, we jumped right into King's Quest 2. Then I think we played Black Cauldron. Man, those were some good games. Matt: Outside of text adventures, the first adventure game I ever played on PC was King's Quest 1. It taught me the word 'crotchety.' Later, when we played King's Quest 2, I remember being legitimately terrified while inside Dracula's castle. Like, I had nightmares in 16 color EGA. Jonathan: I remember Space Quest a lot because the humor was really important. Unfortunately I was a little too young to appreciate Maniac Mansion, lacking the essential patience for something that wasn't Yie Ar Kung-Fu. I think the first adventure game that really had me going was Indiana Jones—that it so closely followed the movie plot was, like, mind-blowingly cool. And I have black and white nightmares of Matt having nightmares. Peasant's Quest is obviously rooted in the tradition of the old Sierra games. Do you have a favorite Sierra game? Matt: I think Space Quest 2 is my all-time favorite. And I have a soft spot for Hero's Quest 2 a.k.a. Quest for Glory 2. Mike: I liked Space Quest 1 best. I liked the room with the 3 big shiny red buttons on the floor. I don't know if they were buttons... maybe just lights. Anyway, they were some good graphics. The gaming industry is very different now than it was in the "golden days" when Sierra and LucasArts were turning out several adventures a year. Do you play modern adventure games? Do you have any feelings about the direction the industry has taken? Mike: I play Zelda games. Do they count as adventure games? I miss the aforementioned "golden days." I never did finish Zak McKracken. Matt: I don't play a lot of PC games anymore except for old ones and classic games on emulator. I s'pose the Legend of Zelda games are the closest thing I play to adventure games these days, though those lean closer to the RPG side of things. I miss adventure games a lot. I wish they would use all this fancy new technology to make games that are more in the vein of Grim Fandango, Sam and Max, Full Throttle, Day of the Tentacle. I feel like that's back when LucasArts took the reins from Sierra. King's Quest 5 and 6 were okay, and I really liked Space Quest 4, but LucasArts really nailed the point-and-click interface back then. I wish LucasArts would make a 3D cel-shaded point-and-click adventure sequel to Zak McKracken in 2005. That would be hilarious. So anyways, if you know of any modern adventure games, lemme know cause I'd like to play 'em. I just don't see anything that even remotely resembles what I used to define as an "adventure game" anymore. Jonathan: I played through the demo of Longest Journey and I have to say I was a little disappointed that there wasn't much evolution. Then again, I played the Monkey Island port for PS2 and was rapt. I have a copy of the latest Broken Sword, but I am really good at getting games and then not opening 'em. I think it must feel better to acquire them than play them— I have a problem. Your site has a ton of cartoons, arcade games, and other time-wasters. Is Peasant's Quest your first adventure game? Matt: Technically, no. We have a text adventure called Thy Dungeonman 2 on our sister site www.videlectrix.com. It's a bit on the short side but pretty full-featured as text adventures go. So there's that. Oh, and Mike and I made an adventure game called Cave Quest when we were ittle that had gorgeous low-res Apple ][ C+ graphics. Jonathan: Please don't forget the seminal Thy Dungeonman which had over five rooms! (Six.) How did you come up with the idea for this game? I know that Trogdor starred in his own arcade-style game. Did you have plans all along to write an adventure game based in his world? Or did the idea for Peasant's Quest come later? Mike: I don't remember exactly when the idea was hatched, but I can guarantee it wasn't something we had planned. We don't do much planning. The world of Trogdor and peasants and thatched-roof cottages just made sense for an adventure game. Matt: It mostly stemmed from a long-time want to make an AGI inspired game (in fact, there was an attempt to mimic the AGI style way back in the day on our games menu, you can see it here in our site museum). Then Jonathan did such a great job with the text-engine he wrote for Thy Dungeonman that we had to ask how hard it would be to couple that with graphics and animation. He said, "no problem." Though that became a bit of an understatement for all 3 of us as we got deeper into the project. Matt: Our oldest brother Donnie used to read us ads and game promos from PC magazines back in like '82 and '83. There was definitely some of that in there. That was back before there were any marketing people involved in software whatsoever and it was so obvious it was just the same nerds who programmed the game pulling double duty writing game promos. So no research was needed, we're just lucky enough to have a backlog of cheesy video game advertisements in our head. That, and we watch a lot of reruns of Starcade. Jonathan: I still have uncomfortable flashbacks about that awful Starcade rap that one contestant did. Both Matt and Mike have it TiVo'd and they'll play it several times in a row if you bring it up. I shudder. Mike: People seemed to like the promo so much, I was afraid they might be disappointed by the game. I don't think they were. Well, maybe one guy. The interface in Peasant's Quest is very similar to Sierra's AGI games, but it's browser-based. Did you use or modify any of the existing AGI tools (like AGI Studio) or was Peasant's Quest programmed from scratch? Mike: Jonathan is the man. Programmed the whole thing from scratch. It was funny; about 3/4 of the way through the project, a fan sent us a Homestar-related adventure game they had made using one of those AGI thingies, which I had never heard of. I don't think any of us had. Anyway, we had a brief moment where we wondered if we had gone about this all the wrong way, but I think we ended up okay. I think being able to play it online was key for us. Jonathan: We knew about AGI Studio when we started and we talked about using it but it became a very high priority for us to not require any downloads or installation. Writing an engine in Flash allowed me to cheat a few things —I don't know how easily the climbing or archery mini- games would have been in AGI. Also, if you look carefully you'll note that we were not sticklers about preserving the original screen resolution and color palettes. Flash was great because it allowed us freedom to do what we wanted and I don't think the retro-parody suffered. Writing the engine was a little more involved than I had planned, though. Knowing that there are fans making AGI games, would you consider releasing the Peasant's Quest engine as open source? Jonathan: I can appreciate the reasoning behind open source, but I'm conflicted—quite frankly I would want to spend some time to clean it up and improve it before unleashing it on the masses; both from a pride-in-my-work perspective and a taking -responsibilities-for-messy-things-you've-done-that- theoretically-hurt-no-one-but-yourself vantage. And this takes time that right now would be better spent on making another game. Maybe I'll keep that more in mind the next time we make an adventure game. As far as I can tell, there's no standalone version of Peasant's Quest available for download. Was there any particular reason for this? Matt: Mostly just because of platform issues. More testing would have to go into making sure it would work on all machines and OSes. But in a browser, there's a lot less variables. Plus, Jonathan figured out how to let folks save their game so we figured we just keep it in the browser. Jonathan: If you have Netscape/Mozilla, it's pretty easy to deduce the swf name and do a "save as." So those who feel strongly about it can certainly save it to their machines, and the savegame stuff should still work. Your site had a loyal following long before this game came out. How has the response to the game been? Do you get the impression that most of your regular visitors "get" Peasant's Quest? Mike: As far as I know people really liked it. I think most of the site's viewers have an appreciation/nostalgia for old video games. Matt: It's gotten a great response so far which has made us all feel pretty awesome. We definitely know that fans our age (late 20's early 30's) "get it." But it's cool to see that younger kids just plain like it. I think retro gaming is so prevalent and mainstream these days that younger kids have a better appreciation for this type of game. Jonathan: I love that as a frequent visitor of GameFaqs that there are a bunch of reviews and walkthroughs for Peasant's Quest up there. Another cool thing is that people will quote responses to particularly obscure commands like "dance" or "dan" with a bemused tone. I'll read the quote and think "that's pretty funny... did I write that or did Matt?" Matt can't remember either. According to your website, you support yourselves through sales of t-shirts and other merchandise. When can we expect some Rather Dashing toys? Matt: I wish. I'd want him to look just like he does in the game, a little pixelized action figure. I s'pose you could make your own out of Legos pretty easily. Unfortunately, the turnaround on toys is a bit long and pretty expensive. Peasant's Quest 8 would be out before any toys got made. A Rather Dashing or 'Scalding Lake' t-shirt isn't too far-fetched though. Man, now I really wanna go make me a Lego Rather Dashing. Mike: I don't know about toys. Maybe a t-shirt. Who knows. In the weeks since Peasant's Quest came out, posts on various message boards suggest that 2most aspects of the game have been figured out… except for two things. What's the story with the naked guy? And can that second-to-last inventory slot EVER be filled? Mike: The naked guy is just in there to give people something to talk about after they've won. I don't know what the deal with that empty slot is. I hear tell of it, but as far as I knew all the slots got filled. Maybe something disappears after it's used? I don't know. Jonathan: I'm too lazy to check but I think the penultimate slot is the map. There are no points for the map, so it's possible to get a perfect score without that slot filled, which is perhaps the confusion. The map turned out to be hard to find, I guess. Too bad, because it's kind of cool and you can even print it. Re: Naked guy: we wrote a detailed backstory, which we do
 for all of the game characters. We have it all on disc 
and we're going to license it to Bantam/Spectra for 
novelization by some ghost writers. It'll be awesome.

Do you have any plans to do another adventure game? 
Maybe a Peasant's Quest sequel?

Mike: I hope so. Jonathan's the one to ask. It was a 
big project. I don't know if it'll be a Peasant's 
Quest sequel, or maybe set in another part of the 
Homestar world.

Matt: We'll definitely make another adventure game 
someday. Probably not in the Peasant's Quest/Trogdor 
universe, though. We'll pick another genre or maybe 
make it featuring characters from our site. 
This game took us 6 months to complete though, 
so it'll be a while. Look for more arcadey type 
games in the meantime.

Jonathan: I'm really excited about our next project; 
we have some other genres to exploit/sully before we 
return to the graphic adventure. But we'll be back.

Our sincere thanks to the guys at homestarrunner.com 
for taking the time to answer our questions. If you haven't 
already, be sure you go play Peasant's Quest today!
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BESTIARY
How to use a Bestinary...
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KERREK
How to kill-use bow--Tells you how to defeat the enemy.
Items dropped-Kerrek Belt---This show what Items you can get.
How to get killed-walk up to kerrek--This shows how you can get killed.
Weakness-SuperTime FunBowTM--This shows you how 
to win easy.
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What's a Bestiary??
A Bestinary is also known as Monster Data. 
It tells you information about every 
enemy in the game. 
And the best part is that they're easy to use!
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Jhonka
How to kill-You can't kill a Jhonka.
Items dropped-Riches
How to get killed-'yes'
Weakness-Kerrek
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Kerrek
How to kill-use bow
Items dropped-Kerrek Belt
How to get killed-walk up to kerrek
Weakness-SuperTime FunBowTM
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Rock
How to kill-You can't kill a Rock
Items dropped-none
How to get killed-get hit by the rock
Weakness-none
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Green Bird
How to kill-You can't kill a Green Bird.
Items dropped-none
How to get killed-get hit by green bird
weakness-none
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Sanctum Keeper #1
How to kill- 'Give MeatBall Sub'--Answer the question right.
Items dropped-Trog Shield
How to get killed- Answer the question wrong.
Weakness-Food
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Sanctum Keeper  #2
How to kill-'Give Soda'--Answer the question right.
Items dropped-Trog Helment
How to get killed-Answer the question wrong.
Weakness-Drinks
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Sanctum Keeper #3
How to kill-'give pills'--Answer the question right.
Items dropped-Trog Sword
How to get killed-Answer the question wrong.
Weakness-medicine
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Trogdor
How to kill-You can't kill Trogdor
Items dropped-none
How to get killed
At Trogdor's posh lair, get too close to Trogdor
At Trogdor's posh lair don't answer Trogdor
At Trogdor's posh lair type 'talk'.
Weakness-none
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

	Hi. My name is GooberSD. I do many things including writing
Walkthroughs. I Also write Fanfics, and such. I read alot of fanfics, 
and guides. I actually go on other websites to check which is better. 
This Faqis definatley the best!I have written 6 books. Including 
Kingdom Hearts, Dynasty Warriors 3, and Final Fantasy X, 
Lunar Silver Star Story Complete, and Lunar 2 Eternal Blue
 Complete. But I don't tend to post them. 

	What movies do I enjoy? Why of course the Lord
 of the Rings Trilogy.(PG-13) And The Last Samurai.(R)
 And Saints and Soldiers.(PG-13) And any other non 
cheesy drama.

This is my first guide book for game faqs. I wrote it because so 
many people struggle with Peasants Quest. This book 
hopefully will help them beat the game and get everything. 
It took a while to get everything for this guide.

-Goober SD

Email addresses
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pippin_evil_genius@yahoo.com
hobbit_hamster_dudes@juno.com
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I accept 
Tips, and reviews and such.
Highlights.
Music from games and such.

I don't accept
*Pornography*
*Spam*
*Viruses*


If you send me any of the following *qouted*, you will be blocked. 







QUESTIONS

Q:Did you know you missed a comment?
A: The one where you type 'wake up trogdor?'

Q: How do I kill Trogdor?
A:Type 'throw trog sword' or 'use trog sword'.

Q: What's up with the baby?
A: I don't know... I didn't make the game.

Q: Do you have a website?
A: No. I used to but I got rid of it.

Q: Why did you get rid of your website?
A: Because I felt like it.

Q:Why don't I see any other Faqs you wrote?
A: Because I don't post them!

Q: Who's Naked Ned?
A: The naked guy.

Q: How do I beat the game?
A: Um, ... I kinda wrote a Faq.

Q: How do I marry the baby lady?
A: WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS GAME IS!?!
IT'S NOT HARVEST MOON! YOU CAN'T MARRY HER!!!! 

Q: Why didn't you put a map in your faq?
A: Because I'm lazy. And I don't do maps. And I'm 
busy working on other faqs! (Actually I'm just trying to beat 
FFX in less than 24 hours.)

Q: How do I get the robe?
A: First get the baby and move the stone at the 
mysterious cottage. Deploy the Q-baby.
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CREDITS


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Special thanks to: 

Strong Bad for telling me to buy kerrek a cold one and 
trying to become friends.

HomeStarrunner just for the heck of it.

My friend Zach for telling me about the game.

And Vidolectrix for making the game.

The Advisor 

Nick34


Videlectrix.com


Visit www.videlectrix.com For music tunes and uh, crap 
from the game!

				~The End~