0123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678 ######## ######## ### ###### ### ## ## ######## ###### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #### ## ## ## ######## ###### ## ## ###### ## ## ## ## ## ## ###### ## ## ######### ## ######### ## #### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ### ## ## ## ## ######## ## ## ###### ## ## ## ## ## ###### ####### ## ## ######## ###### ######## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ###### ###### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ##### ## ####### ######## ###### ## _______________ _________ ___________|FAQ Information|____________ _______|Game Info|______ |Title: Peasant's Quest FAQ/Walkthrough | |Title: Peasant's Quest | |Author: TripleJump | |System: Online/Web Only | |Last Update: February 1st, 2006 | |Genre: Action/Adventure | |Version: Final | |Players: 1 | |Size: 48KB | |Release Date: 08/02/04 | |Contact: triplejumpfaqs[at]gmail[dot]com| |Language: English | ---------------------------------------- ------------------------ You may find this game at: http://www.homestarrunner.com/peasantsquest61.swf http//www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html Please Do Not Add My Email to Contacts lists or on MSN. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= |Table of Contents| =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Press CTRL+F and type the Number you want to Instantly Go to that Section _______________________________________________________________ |..0.Introduction...........................................|000| |..1.Updates................................................|001| |..2.Controls...............................................|002| |..3.Walkthrough............................................|003| |..4.Cool Stuff.............................................|004| |..5.Items..................................................|005| |..6.Deaths.................................................|006| |..7.Point List/Non Spoiler Walkthrough.....................|007| |..8.Map of Peasantry.......................................|008| |..9.Frequently Asked Questions.............................|009| |..10.Talking...............................................|010| |..11.Things To Look At.....................................|011| |..12.Things To Get.........................................|012| |..13.Credits...............................................|013| |..14.What I Accept.........................................|014| |..15.What I DONT Accept....................................|015| |...........................................................|___| ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 000 0.Introduction | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ YOU are Rather Dashing, a humble peasant living in the kingdom of Peasantry. You return home from a vacation on Scalding Lake only to find that TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR has burninated your thatched roof cottage along with all your goods and services. With nothing left to lose, you swear to get revenge on the Wingaling Dragon in the name of burninated peasants everywhere. You head east to the mountains which atop TROGDOR lives. Thats A Nice looking Lake. You can start playing in a second now. Okay go for it. Lol anyway im TripleJump and that was the opening to the Peasant's Quest. This Is My FAQ for Peasant's Quest, the Ultimate Online Game! I hope you enjoy it, now without further ado, here it is! UPDATED INTRO: Welcome to my very first FAQ! I wrote it many years ago, back in 2004. Can you believe that? I have blossomed into a much better writer over the years, but I am remembering the past that I have wrote. This game, Peasant's Quest, is a classic. You are a peasant in a 16 bit world, running around aimlessly. But wait! You aren't! There is a method to your madness! You advance on Trogdor's lair, going for revenge! Please note that I have some guidelines to sending me an email. Not that you will care though, as this game is old. Please follow them if you do send me one. Thanks! ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 001 1.Updates | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ April 15th, 2008 Percent Complete: 101% Notes: : Changed my email address. February 1st, 2007 Percent Complete: 101% Notes: : It's been almost two years since I updated this FAQ. It is my first file ever, and while intentions were good, it is kind of crappy. I updated the title and added some more introduction and such. :: I changed the Table of Contents around so it makes more sense. Febuary 5th, 2005 Percent Complete: 101% Notes: : Username is changed to TripleJump. I never liked Nick34 anyway :P September 18th, 2005 Percent Complete: 101%? o_0 Notes: : Added and Credited a correction. August 6th, 2005 Percent Complete: 100% Notes: : Added Game Descriptions :: Added Cool Stuff ::: FAQ is Now Temporarily Final, updates will only occur if I receive/find more information. July 19th, 2005 Percent Complete: 100% Notes: :Added more Cool Stuff ::Found out my Control F Code Chart was old, updated it ::: Added Extra Characters to make things Neater :::: Changed Stuff at the top May 22nd, 2005 Percent Complete: 100% Notes: : Made the FAQ more Reader Friendly :: Added Some Cool Stuff ::: Changed Email :::: Now Taking Other Webmasters requests to use this FAQ. April 30th, 2005 Percent Complete: 100% Notes: Fixed It Up A Bit December 21st, 2004 Percent Complete:100% Notes: Added Some More Cool Stuff and minor corrections. Got an New email for you, my fellow readers to use. December 19th, 2004 Percent Complete:100% Notes: FAQ is completed, but that doesnt mean I wont update my FAQ anymore, you can email me and everything about a mistake or give me something to add. Talking completed!! :):):):):):) December 14th, 2004 Percent Complete:99.999999999999% Notes: Added 2 new sections and such a few cool things and blah blah blah. December 1st, 2004 Percent Complete 99.9% Notes: Added A Few Deaths and 2 New Sections And more Questions, Made Some Changes to the Controls. Also a Few Cool Stuff November 14th, 2004 Percent Complete: 99.9% Notes: I totaly revamped the Items Section and added a Quick Jump to Thing. Who doesn't? Its in about 53232423 FAQS August 26th, 2004 Percent complete: 99% Notes: Added a Credit, made some ASCII art for the Headers and Title August 25th, 2004 Percent Complete: 99% Notes: Added a Death and some more Cool Stuff. Converted File to .TXT to make for easier Updates. August 10th, 2004 Percent Complete: 99% Notes: Made the Updates Easier to understand, tweak controls a bit. August 8th, 2004 Percent Complete: 99% Notes: Whoops! I forgot the Copyright Information, well this is my first FAQ afterall! August 4th, 2004 Percent Complete: 97% Notes: Added last parts to the walkthrough so you can get 150 out of 150 August 3rd, 2004 Percent Complete: 90% Notes: Walkthrough, Items, Ending Complete ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 002 2.Controls | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ Direction Keys Move your player + and - Speed up and slow down your Peasant Type things to get stuff ex: , WHEN YOU HAVE POT ON HEAD Up: Right Down: Left Left: Down Right: Left These Controls Are Kinda Sad, I know :(, but there isnt much to do in Controls ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 003 3.Walkthrough | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ Anything that has an < > around it is what you type. When you are able to play I would say to speed up your peasant. Go left one screen and down two. the door.Go to the other side of the room and . Leave the hut. When you get outside, go to each bush and . The last one will get you the super trinket. Go up one screen and walk to where the sand is. Then . The man will catch a fish.Go left one screen and go to the little pebbles on shore and . Go left one screen, go inside the wreckage of your house and . Go upone screen and right another. to the man behind the counter. Go left ascreen, up a screen (go fast past the Kerrek if he is there) and right a screen. Walk up to the well and . Then to get the maskus. Go left two screens and walk up to the horse and . Go through the gap the horse makes in the fence. Say and the archer leaves, go up to the tree and . Go right three screens and down one. to the man and play the game. Get three bullseyes. The flag represents the way the wind is blowing. If it blows left, aim more over to the right. If it is not moving at all, aim dead center. Press space and press it again when the two arrows are facing the red line, then when the other arrow is nextto the red line, press space again. When you are done you get a bow. If you fail, to get to play again. Go left a screen and up one, if Kerrek is not there then go down 4 screens and right one. The walk up tohim when he is dead and . Then if he is at the location by the archery range then go down a screen and jump in the mud. If you went down four screens then go left and up three. Then go a screen left, and . Go down a screen and . Answer to Jhonka. Go right two screens and down one and take one more right and . Go to the lady and , she runs and gives you the baby. Exit the building. Go left a screen and up one. into the water, he will come out with a drink. Go Right two screens and . Walk up to the man and to get the pills. Now go left two screens and down one. Go to the wall and then .Go inside and then . For extra points . the door to the inn. Walk up to the man and . When you wake up go over to the pantry and , it will fall and get stuck on your head so you cant see. The new controls are: Up=Right Down=Left Right=up and down=left. When you are outside, you get normal controls again. Go down a screen and walk under the lamp. Now go up left up left and to the knight. Go past. Press enter twice when the floppy thing comes up. Now walk up to the wall and . Go up three screens (avoiding the fallin rocks!)and enter the cave.Now you must answer 3 questions. Here are all the questions i have gotten. ******************************************************************************* 1st Question: to skip What do you get from the archery range game? Answer: SuperTime FunBow tm What does Mendelev have you tell Dongolev? Answer: Haldo What is the only creature Jhonka fears? Answer: Kerrek ******************************************************************************* 2nd Question: to skip How Many Berry Bushes are there in Peasantry? Answer:5 What is the pantry full of? Answer:Old Man Rub Which one of these is the letter C? Answer: Option B ******************************************************************************* 3rd Question to skip Who did the Robe you took belong to? Answer: Naked Ned Which way does Peasants River run? Answer: Northeast to Southwest What color are the tree's leaves by the well? Answer: Orange ***************************************************************************** After answering each question, you get the Trog-Shield, Trog-Helmet and Trog- sword. Enter the room to the left. to chuck your sword at Trogdor. When he wakes up . Congratulations! you won!! End Points: 150/150 ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 004 4.Cool Stuff | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ Type to the baby lady for a good welcome. Go to the lake where you have to throw the baby in and it will say something about Gamefaqs. Thanks The person who submitted this to Gamefaqs Go to the other side of the lake and type throw baby when you have it to make it say "You've already fed the fish" Go to the Archery brothers. and , they will describe you quite accuratly. You are not Rather Dashing, that is your name. Go to the Archery Range and say before you know what to do for a similar Thing to the "Throw Baby" When you need to get the chicken feed type and it will say "ummmm thats chicken feed" Go to the pillow and hay bed in the Baby Lady's cottage and it will say "No way, thats probably how it got there in the first place. If you go off the edge of the map you will go back to the bottom. If you look at your inventory, the map wont be there. Go to the Kerrek Screen and , just like Strongbad does in sbemail 110. The Kerrek will go really fast and chase you. Kerrek is from a SBEMAIL. He was a sender. Jhonka is from a SBEMAIL. He was a sender. at the kerrek screen for a reference to sbemail 110. to exit the game Zelda :) The best game ever, when you save hearts will be right next to it. Magic The Nerdening: The picture at the inn shows dogs playing Magic The Nerdening which is a spoof of Magic: The Gathering TCG Q Baby is from 007 Everything Or Nothing (GC,PS2,XBOX,?PC?) which you use the Q Spider will get you a "meh" which is how the cheat from H*R Talks and you'll get a message When the Knight says "Once you're done those 3 things" it is missing the "Done" Gets you a "Scared me" message ARROWED!! is from TGS 1 Thy Dungeonman: gives you a reference to Thy Dungeonman and at the burninated trees you get another message and reference after it is gone for a reference to multiple more SBEMAILS to see a message "you search and search, nope no needles" Examining the Kerrek Skeleton gives you a message "He wasnt fat, he was big boned" Which could be from the book Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Aunt Petunia making an excuse for Dudley or from South Park the T.V. Show Hugging the tree at the river gives you a message that says "It's Arbor Day Charlie Brown" Reffering to the Arbor Day Special of Charlie Brown To Find Out What Happened to Dan , but you'd rather stand and soak in the scene. , but for simplicity's sake you won't. Tells you to use the arrow keys instead. Before you get the map, , Like a computer game. GO ANTI GANGRENE , Mr Philosopher :P. While the Kerrek is dead For the Second Time While the Kerrek is dead when you have it at Ned's door (which is what it says in the or You are very bored for a funny message , 3 FORTNIGHTS 0_0 If you havent bathed in 3 Fortnights does it matter? , I will get the someday after you got the sandwich and the maskus after they are in the bucket after Old Gary is gone, it will say he is still there Flames on your head are gone when you get the TrogSheild Fail a quiz, click restart and skip the opening, you will answer the question. Thank You SO much for some of these Thalandor46 Sorry if there are repeats, email me if there are givememoney229@hotmail.com ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 005 5.Items | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ Here is a list, Items with a star are optional Pebbles Maskus Super Trinket Chicken Feed Shirt Trog-Sword Trog-Helmet Arrow Supertime Funbow tm Trog-Shield Riches Soda* Robe Kerrek Belt Meatball Sub* Pills* Baby Map** ** Doesn't appear in the inventory. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Pebbles /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: Pebble Lake West Used For: Weighing the Well's Bucket Game Description: Woah! Gray chicken feed! Oh wait... those are just pebbles. Heavier than they look, though. Notes: Little Rocks found at the beach. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Maskus /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: The Well Used For: Scaring Old Gary Game Description: Man, those pagans sure can make a freaky looking mask when they want to. It's like those theatre masks' evil uncle or something. Notes: A scary looking mask. Could even scare a horse! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Super Trinket /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: The Baby Lady's Cottage in a bush Used For: Paying the Archery Brothers Game Description: This super trinket is weird. It looks like it can either kill you or make you the hit of your Christmas party. Notes: Ooooooh Shiny! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Chicken Feed /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: The Baby Lady's Hut Used For: Attracting a fish to the man Game Description: Woah! Gold nuggets! Oh wait...This is just chicken feed. Crap. Notes: You used to eat this as a child. Can you believe that garbage? /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Shirt /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: You start with it. Used For: Nothing Game Description: This has got to be your favorite T-shirt ever. Oh, the times you had at Scalding Lake. Canoeing, fishing, stoning heathens. What a Blast! Notes: Its your favorite t-shirt from your favorite camp! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Trog-Sword /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: Trogdors Outer Sanctum Used For: Attacking Trogdor!!! Game Description: The TrogSword is for real. Hands-down the coolest item in the game. You can't wait to lop off that beefy arm of Trogdor's with this guy. Notes: The blade of a true hero! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Trog-Helmet /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: Trogdors Outer Sanctum Used For: Protecting you from Trogdor Game Description: The TrogHelmet is not screwing around. It's a serious helmet. It also protects against harmful UV rays. Notes: The Helm of a true hero!! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Arrow /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: Old Gary's Glen Used For: Killing Kerrek Game Description: Boy, you sure know how to pick 'em! This arrow's kinda pointy even!! Notes: Pointy and dangerous. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Supertime Funbow tm /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: Archery Range Used For: Launching the Arrow that kills Kerrek! Game Description: This is a pretty fancy bow. You're surprised those shady archers give away such decent prizes. You half-expected gold fish in a bag." Notes: TWANG!! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Trog-Shield /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: Trogdors Outer Sanctum Used For: Defending yourself from Trogdor! Game Description: Behold the TrogShield! No seriously, behold it. There's no way Trogdor's fire breath can penetrate this thing. Notes: The sheild of a true hero! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Riches /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: Jhonkas Cave Used For: Paying the Baby Lady Game Description: Riches, dude. Riches. That peasant lady totally has to share some of this with you, right? At least that shiny, clawed sceptre thing. Notes: HOLY MACARONI, IM RICH!! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Soda /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: Pebble Lake West Used For: Giving to a Trogdor Outer Sanctum Guard (optional) Game Description: A full bottle of popular soda. Notes: Mmmmm, Coca Cola!! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Robe /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: Naked Neds Hut Used For: Passing the knight Game Description: A propa peasant robe. It smells freshly washed and has the initials 'N.N.' sewn onto the tag." Notes: Only a peasant would wear this. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Kerrek Belt /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: Kerrek tracks 1 or 2 Used For: Smelling like a peasant Game Description: Phew! This thing stinks like all getout. Why couldn't the Kerrek have kidnapped a hot wench or something that you could have saved? Notes: PHEW, only a real peasant would wear this! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Meatball Sub /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: The Well Used For: Giving to a Trogdor Outer Sanctum Guard (optional) Game Description: A piping hot meatball sub fished from the bottom of a dingy old well. All you need is a bag of chips and you've got a combo meal! Notes: Mmm, Subway /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Pills /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: Inn Used For: Giving to a Trogdor Outer Sanctum Guard (optional) Game Description: The innkeeper's medication says it's supposed to treat 'general oldness'. May cause checkers playing, hiked-up pants, and overall pee smell. Notes: Dont get high!! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Baby /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: The baby lady's hut Used For: Getting Meatball Sub, Soda, and Opening Cottage. Game Description: Awww! Peasant babies are adorable. No wonder they fetch such a pretty penny on the black market. Notes: Deploying Q Baby!! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Map /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Found: Your Burninated Cottage!! Used For: Finding your way around Peasantry Game Description: No Description Notes: Doesn't Appear in Inventory /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 006 6.Deaths | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ Here is a list of ways to die ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- : Anytime : at Old Gary : Getting Hit by a falling Stone Or Birds : Answering Question 1 Wrong : Answering Question 2 Wrong : Answering Question 3 Wrong : Getting Pounded By the Kerrek : Answering Yes to Jhonka : Getting to Close to Trogdor (he will snore Fire on you) : Not Answering Trogdor when he wakes up. : Getting in the Way of Dongolev when he is shooting the Tree : Get the stone, then then : Put The Baby in the Well and walk away : Just PLAIN WINNING THE GAME (Doesnt Count As Death) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 007 7.Pointlist/ Non Spoiler Walkthrough | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ Getting Super Trinket: 2 points Get Chicken Feed: 1 point Putting Feed in Water: 2 points Getting Pebbles: 1 point Talking to Mendelev: 2 points Putting Pebbles in the Bucket: 2 points Scaring the Horse: 2 points Haldo: 3 points Getting an Arrow: 2 points Giving Super Trinket: 2 points Getting the Bow: 3 points Killing Kerrek: 5 points Getting Belt: 10 points Jump in Mud: 2 points Jump in Hay: 3 points Getting Riches/Saying No: 7 points Giving Riches: 5 points Throwing Baby in Water: 5 points Putting Baby in Bucket: 3 points Turning Crank: 2 points Showing Baby: 5 points Moving Stone: 2 points Deploying Q Baby: 5 points Opening Drawer: 5 points Getting Robe: 5 points Putting Robe On: 3 points Closing Drawer: 1 point Getting a Room: 3 points Getting the Pot: 2 points Getting off Pot: 3 points Arson Yourself: 10 points Talk to Knight: 7 points Climb to the Top: 3 points Answer Question One/Give Sub: 5 points Answer Question Two/Give Soda: 5 Points Answer Question Three/Give Pills: 5 points Chucking Sword: 7 points Talking to Trogdor: 10 points 150/150 ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 008 8.Map of Peasantry | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ | | | | | | | OGG | KT1 | W | R | WF | |______|______|______|______|______| | | | | | | | HB | MP | AR | R2 | MOP | |______|______|______|______|______| | | | | | | | JC | YC | PLW | PLE | I | |______|______|______|______|______| | | | | | | | NNC | WT | KT2 | BLC | BT | |______|______|______|______|______| OGG: Old Gary's Glen KT1: Kerrek Tracks 1 W: Well R: River WF: Waterfall HB: Hay Bail MP: Mud Puddle AR: Archery Range R2: River 2 MOP: Mountain Pass JC: Jhonka's Cave YC: Your Cottage PLW: Pebble Lake West PLE: Pebble Lake East I: Inn NNC: Naked Neds Cottage WT: Wavy Tree KT2: Kerrek Tracks 2 BLC: Baby Ladys Cottage BT: Burninated Trees ______ | | To Old Garys Glen | HG |---> |______| HG: Hidden Glen _____________________ | | | | __________________| | | | | | | CH | TOS | TPL | |______|___________| | | | | | | C3 | | | |______| |_____________________| | | | C2 | |______| | | | C1 | |______| C1: Cliff 1 C2: Cliff 2 C3: Cliff 3 CH: Cliffland Heights TOS: Trogdor's Outer Sanctum TPL: Trogdor's Posh Lair ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 009 9.Frequently Asked Questions | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ Q.What is the Naked man for? A.He owns the no doorknob hut, where you get the robe. Q.Can I talk to the Naked Man? A.No, but if you try he hides again. Q.Is it possible to get more points by taking another arrow? A.No, you will take the arrow but no points!! Q.I cant speed my Peasant up!! A.Hold shift and try Q.Why wont it work!! A.You need Flash 7 to run this. Q.I only got 1 point from talking to Mendelev!! Help! A.According to Thalandor46 and Muk1000 this occurs when you do not have the mask or Super Trinket this occurs. I have done this before and it is my belief that sometimes you get an extra point for telling Dongolev 'haldo' or winning the bow. Q. Have you written/drawn any other guides/images? A. Yes! In this precise order, I have written for: Peasant's Quest, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker (A Map), Stinkoman 20X6, 2 Stinkoman 20X6 images, Mario Party 5, Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town Shop Guide, Super Mario Strikers, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, Age of Empires Multiplayer FAQ, Mario Party 6 Star Bank FAQ, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance Weapons and Items FAQ, Tales of Phantasia, Tales of Symphonia, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Secrets FAQ, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone FAQ, Super Mario 64 DS, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Q. Why did you list all those? A. Because my favorite retired author, Brian McPhee did it. Although he did his one by one in each file. ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 010 10.Talking | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ This is a Section if you want hints you go to, it shows all the questions and responses people make. .................... |Knight At The Pass| .................... Talk ---- You explain your situation to the knight. That Trogdor has burninated your cottage and you've sworn revenge. You ask for passage up to the mountain to settle your score. "Hang on there Trogdorkilla," says the knight. "I can only allow actual peasants up the mountain pass to face Trogdor. And you CLEARLY are not one." "Look, Dragonheart..." "You dont STINK like a peasant." "You don't DRESS like a peasant." "And you're definatly not ON FIRE like a peasant." "Once you're done those 3 things, come back and maybe we can talk." "Be sure to LOOK around lots. TALK to everyone you see and ASK ABOUT stuff. Type HELP if you get confused and INVENTORY to see your worldy stuff.Type SAVE or LOAD to save or load your game. Duh." Ask About Robe -------------- "Peasants wear those brown robes. You know, with the rope around the waist. Get yourself one of those." Ask About Fire -------------- "Well, whenever I see peasants, they seem to be on fire. So get yourself on fire. I hear horse grease gives you a nice, controlled burn." Ask About Smell --------------- "I never met a peasant that didn't stink. If you wanna smell bad, Get the Kerrek involved, that thing reeks." Ask About Trogdor ----------------- "If I had a gold coin for every whining peasant's cottage that freaking dragon burninated, I'd be rich as a Jhonka." Ask About _____ --------------- "I don't know anything about that, short pants." ........... |Baby Lady| ........... Talk .... "Hello, I'm-" you start but the lady cuts you off. "Okay, here's why i let you in here," She explains "My husband got squished by Trogdor. And to make matters worse, the insurance riches I got were stolen by the Jhonka. Go Steal them back for us and I'll give you something great." Ask About Robe -------------- "You cant have mine, pervert! I'm not a nudist peasant like that weirdo over in West Peasantry!" Ask About Smell --------------- "What smells is junior here's drawers! I gotta quit feeding him so much horse ." "And don't start asking me for his diapers, sicko!" Ask About Fire -------------- "You need fire? A couple trees over near the waterfall used to be on fire. But now there's like a signal lantern there or something. "So should I ask The Lantern or something?" "I dunno dont ask me" Leaving House ------------- The Baby Lady calls after you "Hey, you're on some quest right? Well, the little squirt here lost something of mine in the yard the other day. It's your's if you can find it." Ask About Trogdor ----------------- "I hope you kill that stupid dragon, my 'Wives of Squished Peasants' support group would bake you a Poor Gary pie if you did." Ask About _____ --------------- "I dunno what you're talking about." ......... |Inn Man| ......... Talk ---- "If you're interested in staying the night, just type 'get a room'." Ask About Robe -------------- "I wear my robe-hood down so it's easier to trim my ear hairs. If you need a robe, maybe find someone who's not using their's." Ask About Fire -------------- "I've always preferred being on fire at night. Looks prettier and keeps the buttflies away." Ask About Smell --------------- Well, if you don't stink, maybe find something that does and wear it. Like a dead carcass or summat." Ask About Trogdor ----------------- "Are you talking about that young, green boy that lives up the street? He's always tearing my roof off and eating my customers." Ask About ______ ---------------- "I don't know nothing about no whatever you just said." .......... |Mendelev| .......... Talk ---- "Oh, hi. I'm Mendelev," says the archer "I used to run a shooting range here with my brother Dongolev. But we don't talk so much anymore. I haven't seen him in a Jhonka's age. If you ever run into him, tell him I said 'haldo'." "You mean 'hello,?'" you ask? "Oh, um. No. Shut up. I said 'haldo' and I meant 'haldo.' Tell him I said 'haldo.'" Talk Again ---------- "Tell my bro I said 'haldo' if you see him." he says and goes back to pouting. .......... |Dongolev| .......... Talk ---- He refuses to speak with you. He just keeps firing arrows into that tree and saying "stupid Mendelev, grumble mumble." Haldo ----- The archer stops arching and turns to you "My brother told you to tell me haldo? He must want to start the old business up!" ....................... |Mendelev and Dongolev| ....................... Talk ---- "Haldo!" says the brothers. "Test your skill! Give us the right super item from your inventory and you can give it as many tries as you need!" Haldo ----- "Haldo!!!" Ask About Robe -------------- "We wouldn't know. We only wear archer clothes. You just can't arch real well in a robe, y'now?" Ask About Smell --------------- "That giant pig running around sure smells. Maybe talk to him." Ask About Fire -------------- "Trogdor just burned down some idiot peasant's cottage. You should ask him," says Mendelev. "Yeah, this jerk goes on vacation to some prancey lake and..." They see you staring daggers at them and turning bright red. "Oh. Nevermind," says Dongolev. "Um, yeah. Whats a fire?" adds Mendelwhatever. Ask About Trogdor ----------------- "Oh man, there was this one time I came THIS close to having Trogdor ARROWED!" says Dongolev. "Hey shut up! That was me!" Interupts Mendelev, "YOU almost arrowed that blue baby!" Says Dongolev. "Did not!" "Did so!" "Did not!" (You see where this is going) Ask About ______ ----------------- "Either we don't know anything about that, or you're real boring." Give Trinket ------------ "That'll work," says Mendelev. "Just hit 3 bullseyes and you win the Supertime Funbow TM!" "The ARROW KEYS aim left and right and the SPACE BAR operates the bow. You'll need to press it a couple of times to get a nice shot off but we dont give lessons so you're on your own." ........ |Jhonka| ........ Talk ---- "The Kerrek is dead!" he cries and hops around some more. You wonder why someone this primitive could have made that much dough. Ask About Smell --------------- "Kerrek smell! Now Kerrek dead!" screeches the Jhonka. So can you infer from this that all smells are dead? You always sucked at the analytical questions. Ask About Fire -------------- "Burninator make fire! Barbecue all peasants!" Ask About Robe -------------- "Filthy naked peasant! Stay away from my cave-hole!" Who's he calling naked? HE'S the one wearing the string bikini. Ask About ______ ---------------- "Jhonka don't know nothing bout that!" Ask About Trogdor ----------------- "All hail Burninator! Trogdor number 1! Beat Peasant Tech!" says the grimy Jhonka. ........... |Naked Ned| ........... Talk ---- You startled him and he disappears! ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 011 11.Things to Look At | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ A0 Hidden Glen: archer (before he leaves), tree, arrow (before getting one), arrow (after getting one), fence, bush This means that in Hidden Glen, map area A0 (based on my map, which is pretty much the same as the game's map), you can "look tree", "look fence", "look bush", etc. If there's a condition to how you can look at something, it's in parenthesis. So, let's begin... -Anywhere: You can just type "look" to get a description of the area. Sometimes it's the same as looking at a certain item. map (before you get the map), map (after you get the map) -A0 Hidden Glen: archer (before he leaves), tree, arrow (before getting one), arrow (after getting one), fence, bush -A1 Poor Gary's Glen: horse (before it leaves), fence (before it breaks), fence (after it breaks), stump, flies, rings -A2 Kerrek Tracks 1: kerrek* (before death), kerrek (after death), kerrek (rotting), kerek (skeleton), tracks, arrow (after death), belt (before death), belt (after death), bones (skeleton) *Only if the Kerrek is (or was killed in) this area -A3 Old Well: well, bucket, crank (before pebbles), crank (after pebbles), tree -A4 Yellow Tree: tree, cottage -A5 Waterfall: waterfall, tree -B1 That Hay Bale: hay, fence, tree, (anything while wearing hay) -B2 That Mud Puddle: mud (before rain), mud (after rain), rock -B3 Archery range: archer (before you talk to him), archer (after you talk to him), archer (after they're reunited), target, desk -B4 River and Stone: stone, river -B5 Mountain Pass: knight, sign, mountain, trogdor -C1 Jhonka's Cave (before the Kerrek dies): door, note, fence, cave, lock -C1 Jhonka's Cave (after the Kerrek dies): jhonka, club, door, riches (before you get them), fence, cave, (anything while wearing hay) -C2 Your Burninated Cottage: cottage, cave, rocks, paper -C3 Pebble Lake West: lake, shore, pebbles (before you get them), bush, berries -C4 Pebble Lake West (east): lake (before he leaves), lake (after he leaves), shore, man (before he leaves), man (after he leaves), boat (before he leaves), boat (after he leaves) -C5 Outside Giant Inn: inn, window, sign, door (before man comes back), door (after man comes back), note (before man comes back) -C5 Inside Giant Inn: man, man (after dark), note, bell, desk, window, carpet, bed, pillow, door, picture, pantry (after dark), candle (after dark), pot (after dark) -D1 Outside Mysterious Cottage: cottage, fence, stone (before you remove it), stone (after you remove it), tree, hole (after stone) -D1 Mysterious Cottage: dresser (before opening), dresser (after opening), broom -D2 Wavy Tree: tree, man (after he appears) -D3 Kerrek Tracks 2: kerrek* (before death), kerrek (after death), kerrek (rotting), kerrek (skeleton), tracks, arrow (after death), belt (before death), belt (after death), bones (skeleton) *Only if the Kerrek is (or was killed in) this area -D4 Outside Baby Lady Cottage: cottage, door, bush, berries -D4 Baby Lady Cottage: lady (before she leaves), lady (after she leaves), baby (before you get it), pillow, shelf, feed (before you take it), hay, chair -D5 Burninated Trees: tree, lantern (before dark), lantern (after dark) -Cliff Base: cliff -Cliffland Heights: cave, bone, lightning -Trogdor's Outer Sanctum: bones, curtain, openings, cliffs, doorway -Trogdor's Posh Lair: trogdor (before sword), trogdor (after sword) ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 012 12.Things To Get | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ -A0 Hidden Glen: arrow (before archer leaves), arrow (after getting one), arrow (after using the first one) -A1 Poor Gary's Glen: stump, flies (before scaring gary) -A2 Kerrek Tracks 1: kerrek*, arrow (after death), belt (after getting it) *Only if the Kerrek is (or was killed in) this area -A3 Old Well: bucket -B1 That Hay Bale: hay -B2 That Mud Puddle: rock, mud (after rain), mud (while muddy) -B3 Archery range: arrow, target -B4 River and Stone: stone -C1 Jhonka's Cave (before the Kerrek dies): note -C1 Jhonka's Cave (after the Kerrek dies): club, riches (without hay) -C3 Pebble Lake West: berries -C5 Outside Giant Inn: note (before it's gone), note (after it's gone) -C5 Inside Giant Inn: rug, pillow, bed, bell, note, picture, candle (after dark), old man rub (after dark) -D1 Outside Mysterious Cottage: stone (after moving it) -D1 Mysterious Cottage: broom, dresser, robe (before opening dresser), robe (after getting it) -D3 Kerrek Tracks 2: kerrek*, arrow (after death), belt (after getting it) *Only if the Kerrek is (or was killed in) this area -D4 Outside Baby Lady Cottage: berries (in the same bush after getting them) -D4 Baby Lady Cottage: baby, pillow, hay, potatoes, food, money, chair (before she leaves), chair (after she leaves), feed (after getting some) -D5 Burninated Trees: lantern, plague, plaque, fire (after dark), fire (after becoming on fire) -Cliffland Heights: bone -Trogdor's Outer Sanctum: bones ___ | | ___ | _| | | ...............................................................| |...| |... 013 13.Credits | | |__ \ ...............................................................|_|......\ \.. \/ -Videlectrix for making the game -A forum I found which helped me win. -Me for writing this faq -SA2Tails for the Cool Thing on the Gamefaqs mention. -CJAYC for making Gamefaqs, The BEST gameguides site in the WORLD -Thalandor46 for the Last Dieing ways, and a 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