Peasant's Quest A WALKTHROUGH\FAQ INTRO Okay, so I'm bored. Y'know, I have nothing else to do, so I thought, hey! Might as well write a FAQ for a game I've finished like, a bazillion times. However, even though I've finished it a bazillion times, I've never got 150 out of 150. So here I am, today, writing this WALKTHROUGH, for the common Peasants Quest player. Yes, some of the puzzles in this game are illogical.. and some of the side-puzzles, are even MORE illogical, and lemme tell you this: If you wanna get 150 points, you gotta do ALL of this. Trust me. Treat this guide.. like its your best friend... or like your best friends DIARY or something, I dunno. Anyway, onto other stuff. I'm tired of writing this. (By the way, you can find this game on homestarrunner.com) UPDATES V.1.1 The Walkthrough is finished. Items section is finished, apart form one item. V.1.2 Sent it to GAMEfaqs. Keeping my hopes up that it will be accepted. --- CONTENTS 1. INTRO 2. WALKTHROUGH 3. ITEMS 4. FUNNY THINGS TO DO 5. REFERENCES 6. GLITCHES 7. LEGAL CRAP --- WALKTHROUGH You return from your peaceful vacation at Scalding Lake, with a bunch of crap to show prove that you've been to Scolding Lake. But to your avail, you come back to see that your house has been... BURNINATED! But by WHO?! The KERREK? No! The TROGDOR!! You swear revenge on this evil foe, and so your GRAND QUEST BEGINS! --- CHAPTER 1: HUMBLE BEGINNINGS --- Alright, so first things first. Type "TALK TO MAN", but to your despair, you can't go destroy The Beefy Arm Trogdor yet! You need three things: A Peasants Robe, A Peasants Smell, and you some Peasants Fire, well, we can't aqquire any of them yet, so lets take a look around the village, shall we? First of all, head WEST, then SOUTH. You should be at a Old Man fishing. Type "TALK TO MAN" again... hmm.. looks like he needs some bait. Remeber that. For now, head WEST again. You should notice some small pebbles on the shore. Type "TAKE PEBBLES", then head WEST again. You should be at your burnt down cottage again. Walk through the door frame, and type "TAKE MAP". Now all you need to do is type "MAP" and you should get a complete map of the entire village of Peasantrey. Now, go NORTH. You should arrive at a caked up mud hole. Ignore it for now, head EAST. You should arrive at a ARCHERY game, but you can't play it yet. Type "TALK TO ARCHER". He'll tell you to say HALDO to his Brother if you see him. No, no, don't say HELLO, say HALDO to his brother. But his Brother isn't around here, you'll need to do a few more things before you can find him. HEAD WEST, you should be back at the caked up mud hole. SAVE your game. You might be in danger of dying in a few seconds. --- CHAPTER 2: SMOTING THE KERREK --- HEAD NORTH, but quickly, HEAD EAST, avoiding the pig, flesh colored TROLL. We shall call him The Kerrek, as that is his name. If you get caught by the KERREK.. well.. I hope you saved your GAME. If you didn't, it autosaves anyway, but don't rely on it all the time if you're brother or friend is playing also. Anyway, you should be at a well. Approach it, and type "THROW PEBBLES IN BUCKET". The bucket should plummet to the bottom of the well. Type "USE CRANK", and you should get one HANDY-DANDY Monster Maskus. HEAD EAST again, and keep heading EAST until you reach a DONKEY, called OLD GARY. Type "WEAR MASK" and you should scare OLD GARY off. Oh OLD GARY. We barely knew ye. Head through the broken fence, and you should see a another ARCHER shooting at a tree. Don't get in his line of fire, you'll just get shot at. Just type "SAY HALDO". The archer will walk off. Now you can type "GET ARROW" near the tree, and you'll have one handy dandy arrow, perfect for killing The Kerrek.. but you need a bow.. Before we go back to the ARCHERY, head eastward until you reach a TREE over a RIVER. Head NORTH, you should be near a HOUSE, so type "OPEN DOOR. Now you should be in a LADYS HOUSE. Type "TALK TO LADY", and she'll tell you that her riches got stolen by the Jhonka. We'll get onto that one later. For now, type "GET BAG", and you'll get some CHICKEN FEED. Exit the house, and the LADY will say that theres something good outside, but we lost it. We need this object to play the archery game, so head outside, and type "SEARCH BUSH" on all 4 bushes. Eventually you'll get a STRANGE TRINKET. Now we can go play ARCHERY. Head WEST, watch out for The Kerrek, head NORTH twice and you'll be at the Archery. Talk to them, they want something from you. Type "GIVE TRINKET".Hooray! Now you can play the ARCHERY game! Type "PLAY GAME" and your in! Now I have no CLUE how to play this game. I won it by SHEER LUCK, and the help of a friend, so you're on your own here. Good Luck! After you've won, you'll recieve a SUPERFUN TIME BOW! Now that you have a BOW AND ARROW, you can smote The Kerrek. Lets go Kerrek Hunting. When you find the KERREK (look around the tracks on your map) type "SMOTE KERREK". You have vanquished The Kerrek! A small step towards killing Trogdor.. So take his belt as a reward and to show that you smoted him! Well, you have one of the things needed to get into Trogdors lair.. the smell. --- CHAPTER 3: RICHES AND ROBES?! --- It'll start raining. Remeber that caked up MUD PUDDLE? Well, its no longer caked up! So type "MAP" (as there are 3 KERREK TRACKS, I don't know which one you killed him at) and head towards the thing that looks like a puddle. Walk into it, and you'll slip... now your not dead! Your just coated in a icky mud. Head WESTWARD, and you'll arrive at the haystack. TYPE "HIDE" and you should be disguised as a HAYSTACK.. head SOUTHWARD, and there should be a pile of riches.. and the Jhonka.. well, since your in disguise, he doesn't notice you. So lets get them, eh? Maybe we can even get a reward. Walk up to them, and type GET RICHES. Ah, hell! Your disguise flys off! You're BUSTED my friend! Or are you? The Jhonka is a stupid creature, so he asks you whether you took his RICHES or not. Just type "NO", and you're in the clear. So lets head back to the LADYS HOUSE. Head EAST three times, then SOUTH, then EAST again. Type "OPEN DOOR". You should be inside the ladys house, so type "GIVE RICHES", and she gives you her baby... wait a minute?! HER BABY?! Oh well. Lets see what we can do with this little bundle of terror. EXIT the house, and go north, to the fisherman. Type "THROW FEED" near the center of the shore, and you'll throw your.. *sniff* chicken friend companions into the lake. However, this works out for you, and the fisherman catches a bunch of fish, and he'll head out of the river and into the hotel. Well, I guess that hotels open now. Head EASTWARD, and type "OPEN DOOR" when you're near the hotel door. When you're inside, the old man will be there. TYPE "GET A ROOM". Aww. Guess we need to have a peasants robe to get a room here. Well, theres one more thing you can do here. Type "THROW BABY", and the old man will give you some of his.. old man medication. So anyway, exit the hotel, and head WEST 3 times, and NORTH until you reach the well. Type "THROW BABY IN BUCKET" and the lil' guy will be on his way , down, down down, into the center of the well. Now, hes not gone! Type "TURN CRANK" and the bucket will come back up, with your baby in it and aw.... a meatball subwich! Grab 'em both, and go SOUTH twice. Type THROW BABY near the center of the shoreline, and your baby will.. OH NO! GO INTO THE RIVER! But that babys damn strong, and he'll come back out with a bottle of soda for 'ol pop. Hehe. I just made a pun. Anyway, take your baby WEST twice and SOUTH once. Now, don't try to open the door to this cottage. It has no doorknob. Instead, type "MOVE STONE" , and then type "PUT BABY IN HOLE" Deploying Q-Baby!! The Baby will venture into the house, and knock a broom over, thus opening the door with no.. knob. *cough* Anyway, *cough* go into the house, and type "OPEN DRAWER" then "GET ROBE" and "CLOSE DRAWER". Be sure to remeber to close it! You get bonus points for this. Anyways, type "WEAR ROBE" You now look like a .. PEASANT!! Now all you need is the fire! --- CHAPTER 4: FIRE IN THE HOTEL! FIRE IN THE.. GATES OF HELL! --- EXIT the house, and head "WEST" 4 times, and "NORTH" once. ENTER the INN, type "GET A ROOM", and night falls.. like a bad powerpoint presantation. You'll get up late in the night, as the bed is uncomfy.. and whats this!? The innkeeper left his pantry open! Walk up to it, and type "GET POT", and some horse grease will fall on your head! Now you can't see where you're going! All the controls are backwards, so try to get out of the hotel. Thankfully, when you get outside, you'll be able to get the pot off.. but now you've got HORSE GREASE all over your head.. wait a minute.. didn't someone say that was a great fire lubricant... A-HA! Head SOUTH, and walk up to the now lit lantern. Now you're head is on fire! Congrats! Lets go kill some Trogdor! (boo-boo-doo-boo-bee-bee) --- CHAPTER 5: TROG-A-DOR! --- Head NORTH twice, and you'll reach the Knight. Type "TALK MAN", and you'll be allowed into the Trogdor Cave. Walk around a bit, and you'll soon come to a big mountain face. Type "CLIMB MOUNTAIN" and you'll come to a mountain climbing game. This game is very easy, just go left and right and avoid the oncoming boulders. They move fairly slow, so just take care, and you'll soon be at the top! Enter the cave, and have a little walk. Some guy will come out, and he'll try to ask you a question. Don't answer him. Instead, just type "GIVE MEATBALL SUB" and he'll thank you and , give you a Trog-Helmet and walk off. Walk some more, and another guy will walk out, and try to ask you ANOTHER Trivia question. Just shove it back in his face, and type "GIVE SODA",which will get you a Trog-Shield and walk along some more. Last one now. This guy seems a BIT SENILE, so type "GIVE MEDICINE", and he'll give you the Trog-Sword, and walk off. So anyway, go through the door. WOAH! THAT DRAGONS HUGE! Seriously! Well, you're fully equipped with your Sword, Shield and Helmet, so lets give this a shot. Don't walk to close, or you'll get burninated. Type "THROW SWORD", and with one mighty throw, your tiny sword will stick into the Trogdor, waking him up. You're basically gonna get burninated here. Might as well just give him your reasons for waking him up. Type "TALK TO TROGDOR" , and he'll congratulate you on getting this far, and it'll be a pleasure and a honour to burninate you. So he does. CONGRATULATIONS! THEY BUILT A STATUE IN YOUR HONOR. YOU WIN. 150 OUT OF 150. ----- 3. ITEMS ----- ARROW BABY KERREK BELT CHICKEN FEED SUPERTIME FUNBOW MONSTER MASKUS PEBBLES PILLS RICHES ROBE SODA MEATBALL SUB SUPERTRINKET TROGHELMET TROGSHIELD TROGSWORD ??? - I still don't know what this is. Whatever it is, its not vital to getting 150 out of 150. SHIRT ----- 4. FUNNY THINGS TO DO ----- Coming Soon! ----- 5. REFERENCES ----- Coming Soon! ----- 6. Legal Crap ----- Peasants Quest is property of Homestarrunner.com. Homestarrunner.com created it, I didn't. Thanks to Matt and Mike for creating this game. My Email is MisterBigCog@hotmail.com CJAYC rules, and this walkthrough (if he permits it) can only be shown on his site. If you want it to be shown on your site, email me at the above address. Thanks for viewing. Be sure to tune in for future FAQS. -----