Game: Saturday Night Slammasters Platform: Arcade - CPS Author: Andrew Rae - aka Mr Durp Contact: sprinter_h-at-hotmail-dot-com This is a transcript of Saturday Night Slammasters. The only thing you'll find here is the quotes of all the characters, and no other game dialogue. If there are any typos, don't worry. It's all as it appears in the game. Of course, if anything -is- wrong, and it shouldn't be, send that email. Saturday Night Slammasters and all therein is © Capcom. 1. Biff 2. Gunloc 3. Oni 4. Titan 5. Stingr 6. Haggar 7. Grater 8. Rasta 9. Jumbo 10. Scorp Biff Meet: Let's slam dance Bolshevik style! 1P Win: As we say in Russia; You are great wrestler...not! *misused punctuation! 1P Lose: Comrade Zangief was right! You all fight cheap! Team win: You two have been smoked by Glasnost! Team lose: Nyet! Cheap fight! Gunloc Meet: My guns are loaded & ready for action 1P Win: You wuss! My old lady's tougher than you. 1P Lose: Darn... I ran out of ammo! Team win: You two couldn't even survive basic Team lose: You fraggin civies. Oni Meet: My technique will turn you into sushi...Hai! 1P Win: Sayonara barbarian dogbreath! 1P Lose: Kouboumo fudeno ayamari.... Munen....... *Could anyone give me a translation of this? Team win: Your lack of discipline destroyed you! Team lose: You have humbled me. Titan Meet: You cannot sink the Titanic. 1P Win: What did you expect? You barely reach my kneecap! 1P Lose: Blimey! I've fallen and I can't get up! Team Win: When reason fails, force prevails! Team Lose: Lucky blokes! Stingr Meet: Let's make this fast. I have a date with your sister. 1P Win: I hope your sister is in better shape than you! 1P Lose: Aargh! What have you done to my beautiful face! Team win: I'm too sexy to be beaten by you fools! Team lose: Owww! Mi cabeza! *"My head!" Haggar Meet: Once I grab ya'...you're going for a ride! 1P Win: Drop me a line so I can visit your hospital room! 1P Lose: I can't believe I lost to a punk like you! Team win: Slamming you punks was a waste of time! Team lose: Aargh! My back! Grater Meet: I's gonna slaughter you like a hawg! 1P Win: Yo Bubba! Pass me a spatula... jus'made me a slam burger. 1P Lose: Doggone it! That was a five-dollar lunch. Team win: Yo Bubba! You bind'em,I'll grind'em! Team lose: Yoo's two is ornrey. Rasta Meet: I'm gonna lick your face before I chew it off..mon 1P Win: Get up.. You're such a girli mon! 1P Lose: Ohh! I want my mommy..mon! Team win: Hey mon, you in much pain or what? Team lose: Mon, that hurt! Jumbo Meet: My big gut's gonna flatten you like a flap jack. 1P Win: You stink worse than my moldy refrigerator. 1P Lose: Arghhh! I'been hosed! Team win: You can sing soprano now.. eh? Team lose: Gasp...cheezburger! Scorp Meet: Perpare to meet your maker... *Yes, it's a typo. 1P Win: Your destiny is clear... You're not worthy. 1P Lose: I underestimated your luck. Next time feel my sting. Team Win: I could have crushed you by myself! Team Lose: My ally has failed me! *endings below* Endings All start with 'Now I am the strongest, most powerful wrestler. The undisputed champion!' and end with 'The battle of the mighty never ends. The next battle begins.' Ending 1: Beat Scorp once Ending 2: At least one continue used Ending 3: No continues used Biff Ending 1 Now that I have the belt, I will prove to the world that I am the all time greatest champion in the world. Ending 2 *table is thrown at the three guys near him* Guys outside the ring: You think you're the most powerful wrestler, CWA champion? Don't make me laugh! You are no match for our power. Come on then, we'll crush you. Biff: So, you sissies want to fight? Comrades, I am more than willing to oblige! Ending 3 Outside: Wait! Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape: I used to be the strongest in the CWA. Before you can lay claim to that title you must defeat me! I'm not as young as I was then, but I can still defeat you! Biff: How ironic! The regime against the new order. Prepare to be wiped from the face of the Earth! Gunloc Ending 1 I'm gonna wage war on anyone who tries to take my title! Ending 2 *table is thrown at the three guys near him* Guys outside the ring: You think you're the most powerful wrestler, CWA champion? Don't make me laugh! You are no match for our power. Come on then, we'll crush you. Gunloc: Heck! I've peeled spuds bigger than you three! Come and get it! Ending 3 Outside: Wait! Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape: I used to be the strongest in the CWA. Before you can lay claim to that title you must defeat me! I'm not as young as I was then, but I can still defeat you! Gunloc: Hey old geezer! Maybe you need a refresher course on what pain feels like. Come on! Oni Ending 1 I have forged my body in the fire of my will into the ultimate weapon. Ending 2 *table is thrown at the three guys near him* Guys outside the ring: You think you're the most powerful wrestler, CWA champion? Don't make me laugh! You are no match for our power. Come on then, we'll crush you. Oni: None can withstand the power of body mind and spirit united together. Make your challenge and fall before me. Ending 3 Outside: Wait! Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape: I used to be the strongest in the CWA. Before you can lay claim to that title you must defeat me! I'm not as young as I was then, but I can still defeat you! Oni: Your age gives you experience, but it has left you no wisdom. I shall defeat you as gently as possible old one. Titan Ending 1 With this in my hands, no one will ever take it away. Ending 2 *table is thrown at the three guys near him* Guys outside the ring: You think you're the most powerful wrestler, CWA champion? Don't make me laugh! You are no match for our power. Come on then, we'll crush you. Titan: Three dwarfs against a Titan?! You must be joking! Ending 3 Outside: Wait! Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape: I used to be the strongest in the CWA. Before you can lay claim to that title you must defeat me! I'm not as young as I was then, but I can still defeat you! Titan: You were my hero when I was a kid. But I must defend what I have earned. Stingr Ending 1 Only the greatest and strongest deserve admiration, and since I am the greatest and strongest all must praise me. Ending 2 *table is thrown at the three guys near him* Guys outside the ring: You think you're the most powerful wrestler, CWA champion? Don't make me laugh! You are no match for our power. Come on then, we'll crush you. Stingr: You are unworthy to be in the ring with me. Come to me that I may destroy you quickly. Ending 3 Outside: Wait! Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape: I used to be the strongest in the CWA. Before you can lay claim to that title you must defeat me! I'm not as young as I was then, but I can still defeat you! Stingr: Viejo, your time has passed. I must defeat you so that mine will be eternal. *Viejo="old one" Haggar Ending 1 I can defend my city from gangsters, and I'm certain I can defend the title! Ending 2 *table is thrown at the three guys near him* Guys outside the ring: You think you're the most powerful wrestler, CWA champion? Don't make me laugh! You are no match for our power. Come on then, we'll crush you. Haggar: Oh my gosh! Attack of the three stooges! This is just too funny! Ending 3 Outside: Wait! Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape: I used to be the strongest in the CWA. Before you can lay claim to that title you must defeat me! I'm not as young as I was then, but I can still defeat you! Haggar: So. Finally a real challenge! Let's show these young punks what wrestling is all about! Grater Ending 1 Yup, it's the CHAMP- dang- PEEON! Now I'm gonna slaughter you dung burn fools. Ending 2 *table is thrown at the three guys near him* Guys outside the ring: You think you're the most powerful wrestler, CWA champion? Don't make me laugh! You are no match for our power. Come on then, we'll crush you. Grater: Yo Bubba! Fire up the barbecue...Gonna have us some minute steaks! Ending 3 Outside: Wait! Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape: I used to be the strongest in the CWA. Before you can lay claim to that title you must defeat me! I'm not as young as I was then, but I can still defeat you! Grater: Hold on there ol'boss! I ain't never wrestled a dry piece of Beef Jerky before! I can't grind ya so I's gotta chew you apart! Rasta Ending 1 Defending my title will be easy against all you Girly- mon's! Ending 2 *table is thrown at the three guys near him* Guys outside the ring: You think you're the most powerful wrestler, CWA champion? Don't make me laugh! You are no match for our power. Come on then, we'll crush you. Rasta: You lazy Lima Beans couldn't pass wind! Come and get it Mon! Ending 3 Outside: Wait! Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape: I used to be the strongest in the CWA. Before you can lay claim to that title you must defeat me! I'm not as young as I was then, but I can still defeat you! Rasta: You old raggedy bag of bones. Pop out your dentures Mon and try not to drool on me belt! Bonus: Raine PAR codes 00FF9157:FF Infinite energy P1 00FF9357:FF Infinite energy P2 - for use in team mode 00FFA0CA:09 Infinite time 00FFA098:XX Play as... 00=Jumbo 09=Scorp Note on playing as these guys: The game will glitch after the first match. At least it's fun to turn your opponents into mulch in no time flat with them.