Game: Ring of Destruction: Slammasters II/Super Muscle Bomber Platform: Arcade - CPS2 Author: Andrew Rae - aka Mr Durp Contact: sprinter_h at hotmail.com Yet another quote list, this one from the CPS2 game Ring of Destruction: Slammasters II. All text is as is, meaning that if there are typos in this document, they also appear in the game. As always, send any corrections my way. You know where my email is. Haggar Meet 1: I will take you on a spinning ride of destruction! Meet 2: You might as well play dead, 'cause the real thing can be a drag! Meet 3: Your neck is gonna be a lot shorter when I'm through with ya! Win: They keep sending boys into the ring instead of men! Lose: Time to retire when I get beat by a punk like you! Biff Meet 1: I can make grown men cry! Meet 2: Let me corner ya, and you're history! Meet 3: I've got the fists to finish you! Win: You break like icicle in summer! Lose: By Lenin, what hit me! Gunloc Meet 1: I will gun you to pieces! Meet 2: I can blacken both your eyes in record time! Meet 3: I'll get rid of you like a box of bad ammo! Win: You couldn't get past a cadet recruiter! Lose: Frag! I've been over run! Oni Meet 1: You will be added to my many deaths in kabuki! Meet 2: Sometimes I feel the need to ring your neck! [Typo!] Meet 3: I must defeat you gracefully! Win: Your lack of discipline was plain for all to see! Lose: How did your technique overcome my mastery! Titanic Meet 1: If I toss ya, don't worry, I'll catch ya! Ah ha ha ha! Meet 2: Hope you have a good health plan, cause I'm gonna break ya! Meet 3: No one calls me a disco reject and lives! Win: The bigger they are, the harder they hit! Lose: Blimy! You felled a Titan! Stingray Meet 1: Say your final words, I will make this one quick! Meet 2: Watch yourself, or I may crack your head like a melon. Meet 3: I may be small, but I crush big bozos like you every day! Win: Yo, El wimpo! Is that your best? Lose: You can't defeat me! My ladies will not stand for it! Rasta Meet 1: Feel the wraith of me monkey 'mon! [Typo!] Meet 2: You look like a weakling 'mon! This will take me's a second! Meet 3: If ya not careful, you may die from me jungle fever, 'mon! Win: Mon, you gots no rhythm and you fight like a girli. Lose: Ohh! My head rings like a steel drum mon! Grater Meet 1: Let's hope I don't break the mat with your body! Meet 2: I am gonna have to bust your ribs like wishbones! Meet 3: I will pluck you like the feathers in my shoulder shields! Win: I hardly got to stomp you! Lose: That'll learn me to fight on an empty stomach! Jumbo Meet 1: I will finish ya like a two pound burger! Meet 2: Let me play a little Frisbee with ya' body, eh? Meet 3: When I sit on ya, there ain't no gettin' up! Win: Ha, I've dropped logs that wuz bigger'n you. Lose: Uugh, where'd that tree come from? Scorpion Meet 1: I'll finish you so fast, you won't have time to scream. Meet 2: You're gonna beat me? Think again! Meet 3: Try to out grab me, and you might not live to regret it! Win: You skill is no match against my power! Lose: Incredible! You've stung the scorpion! Saber Meet 1: I'll bury you where you stand! Meet 2: I'll dig your grave with my own shovel! Meet 3: You shall have the honor of being defeated by me! Win: there was no glory in defeating you. [No capitalization!] Lose: I yield the field to you today. Wraith Meet 1: I will pull your soul from you, and devour it! Meet 2: I will haunt in your nightmares for years to come! Meet 3: I am the harbinger of your destruction! Win: By kali! you offer no challenge! Lose: Your karma was greater than mine. Black Widow Meet 1: You'll see what makes the Widow the deadliest of all! Meet 2: Step into my parlor said the spider to the chump! Meet 3: Excellent! Someone new to dance in my web! Win: Now you've felt the widow's bite! Lose: Blast, caught in my own web! Ortega Meet 1: Despair, for now you face the greatest one of all! Meet 2: I'll make this quick and painful for you! Meet 3: You have no hope, I have never known defeat! Win: The years have changed nothing. I'm still the greatest! Lose: Can this be true? Have I finally been beaten? Endings below All begin with 'A new champion is born!' ------ HAGGAR ------ It's Haggar, the only wrestler to serve as Mayor only to become an uncivil servant to those who oppose him! Haggar: Ortega only aspired to be me! He did not have the grit and the street smarts to pin me to the floor! MIKE HAGGAR Height: 6'7" Weight: 308 lbs Home Town: New York, USA Favorite Attack: The Pothole Plugger Haggar: Once again I prove that Mike Haggar means victory! ---- BIFF ---- It's Biff Slamkovich, the meanest comrade to cross over into the western world of wrestling! Biff: Ortega has finally been defeated! His strength was no match for Russian Gut Crush! BIFF SLAMKOVICH "THE ROCKING RUSKIE" Height: 6'4" Weight: 264 lbs. Home Town: Kiev, Russia Favorite Attack: Backfire Bomber Biff: Now no one stands in my way! ------ GUNLOC ------ It's Gunloc, from the place in America where even its name "Slam Town" instills fear in all! Gunloc: That wimp Ortega really thought he had a chance to pin me, the meanest, leanest, looseset ring leader ever! [Typo!] GUNLOC Height: 6'4" Weight: 276 lbs. Home Town: Slam Town, USA Favorite Attack: The Grand Slam Gunloc: I will slam to the mat anyone who steps foot in my ring! --- ONI --- It's Oni, the swift and sleek Japanese master of the international wrestling ring! Oni: The samurai way is one of concentration and heart. By uniting the two I become unstoppable! THE GREAT ONI Height: 6'0" Weight: 221 lbs. Home Town: Osaka, Japan Favorite Attack: The Black Crane Oni: I show them my Neck Wrecker and then they are dazed by my speed; they cannot fight and I win! ------- TITANIC ------- It's Titanic Tim, the human behemoth straight out of Britain! Titanic: Being the champion was inevitable because I knew once I could face Ortega he'd cower under my Titan Breaker! TITANIC TIM Height: 7'9" Weight: 432 lbs. Home Town: London, England Favorite Attack: The Elevator Titanic: And now that it has happened, there's nobody left to challenge me. I will rule forever! -------- STINGRAY -------- It's Stingray, the Heart Breaker from the beautiful beaches of Acapulco, Mexico! Stingray: Si, senores and senoras, [Yes, ladies and gentlemen,] it is great Stingray who wins again. But of course it was inevitable! EL STINGRAY Height: 5'6" Weight: 163 lbs. Home Town: Acapulco, Mexico Favorite Attack: The Hammerhead Stingray: My perfection of Atomic Diver has destroyed all the competition! Now I am the best! ----- RASTA ----- It's King Rasta, the mean fighting machine who trains on the beaches of Venice, California! Rasta: Victory was mine before I even stepped into da ring, mon! All I can say is if anyone dreams of defeating me... KING RASTA "MON" Weight: 6'6" Height: 331 lbs. Home Town: Venice beach, California Favorite Attack: The Rasta Raker Rasta: Dey had bettah wake up and apologize! ------ GRATER ------ It's Grater, who butchered the competition to make it to the top! Grater: I knew the competition was weak! They didn't stand a chance as I tossed them from rope to rope! ALEXANDER "THE GRATER" Height: 6'6" Weight: 359 lbs. Home Town: Kentucky, USA Favorite Attack: The Rolling Wrecker Grater: It really goes to show that the butcher does stand up against the meat! ----- JUMBO ----- It's Jumbo Flap Jack, the man mountain from the Canadian Yukon! Jumbo: Choppin my opponents down was easier than rollin a log! JUMBO "FLAP" JACK Height: 6'7" Weight: 441 lbs. Home Town: Yellow Knife, Canada Favorite Attack: Patty Flipper Jumbo: Now I'm the king of the mountain! Ha, I am the mountain! -------- SCORPION -------- It's the mysterious Scorpion, the deadly hunter of the ring! Scorpion: No one can escape the sting of the Scorpion! All are my prey! THE SCORPION Height: 6'2" Weight: 231 lbs. Home Town: Unknown Favorite AttacK: Death Sting Scorpion: My venom has laid low the strongest. I will hold the title forever! ----- SABER ----- It's Saber, the human blade. Saber: My will has forged my body into the ultimate living weapon! RIP SABER Height: 6'4" Weight: 297 lbs. Home Town: Sydney, Australia Favorite Attack: Trench Bomb Saber: Is there anyone with courage to face me? To offer me a challenge?! ------ WRAITH ------ It's the Wraith, the phantom of the ring! Wraith: My victory is eternal. I am the specter of defeat to all who face me! THE WRAITH Height: 7'2" Weight: 351 lbs Home Town: New Dehli, India [That's Delhi...] Favorite Attack: Neck smasher Wraith: I only hope that my opponents will all rest in peace. ----------- BLACK WIDOW ----------- It's the Black Widow, the death dancer of the wrestling ring! Black Widow: My web has snared them all, none can hope to escape it, or me! BLACK WIDOW Height: 6'6" Weight: 209 lbs. Home Town: Hanover, Germany Favorite Attack: Web Dance Black Widow: I have shown you the power of the spider! I will reign unchallenged! ------ ORTEGA ------ Ortega has returned to reclaim his crown! Ortega: The years have not worn away any of my power. My might has no equal! VICTOR ORTEGA Height: 6'7" Weight: 344 lbs. Home Town: Unknown Favorite Attack: Max Back Breaker Ortega: After all this time and still there is no one who can defeat me! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Ring of Destruction: Slammasters II and all therein is © Capcom. This document is © Andrew Rae.